The stelvio launched in the US weeks ago and I don't think

>>17531506

>There's hundreds sitting on lots

They are waiting in queue for their turn to spend more time in a shop.

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>>17531542

so true

>>17531506
Alfa Romeo makes fucking garbage. That's why.

Sexy, fun to drive garbage, but still garbage.

>>17531660
>>17531542

That's what makes it an Italian car.

>>17531574
adorable

>>17531506
their grilles look silly, like an anime dude who just saw under a girl's skirt

>>17531506
Literally who?

>>17531660
The saddest part is, Alfa cars used to be amazing. But then Fiat bought them and the QC went to fuck itself.
My friend's dad made the mistake of buying a post-fiat Alfa and kept hearing rattling noises from the left side.
Took it to the mechanic and they found an empty beer can jammed inside the door, behind the cover. That's how fiat """quality control""" is like.

>>17531506
how the mighty pepperonis have fallen
looks like italian lexus

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>>17531902
Always thought they looked like Cell.

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Can't wait for them to vanish AGAIN because after all these decades they still didn't learn a fucking thing and still produce broken cars.

>MUH SOUL
>MUH PASSION
>MUH HERITAGE

>>17531574
Qt

>people don't want to pay huge money for art pieces to decorate their garage with

Huh, imagine that

>>17531506
Is that yet another CUV? Why should anyone notice another CUV? There's so many of them around already.

>>17531506
Aix
Lt
Fgain
Aony

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Dear Alfa Romeo:

We in the Americas wanted this alfa.
This alfa was 23,290 - £35,732 BRAND NEW.
This alfa looked like this is FUCKING 2006.

What did we get?
This shit and the gulia which look boring.
The alfa romeo Brera is what we wanted. Eat a dick alfa USA.

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>>17533761

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>>17533761
Ahead of its time

>>17533781
>>17533761
>>17533770
Seriously holy fucking Christ that's a good looking car. But nah we totally need another CUV, why the fuck not.

>>17531506
Yaay! Another bloated 4 door hatchback. Just what we need.

>>17533770
GOAT

>>17533770
i wouldnt mind even if it broke down everyday
just look at damn thing

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>>17533947
check out the spyder

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Friendly reminder:

>if you want Alfa Romeo to get back at making godly cars (you) they have to actually sell popular cars and not niche ones

Also the Stelvio is not your average crossover, this beast is Porsche tier.

Just wait for the incoming Nurburgring record for the Quadrifoglio

>>17531506
You noticed...

>>17531506
I didn't even know the stelvio launched in general.
I unironically thought they were still testing.

>>17534551
>Track record for a soccer mom car
Is there anything more pointless?

Also its going against the Macan and the F-Pace, which would probably not be fazed because they have solid sales compared to that... thing.

>>17532918
They even rushed development of the Giulia by OVER A YEAR just to get it to market. What a great fucking first impression they are leaving.