I want a Corvette, but want boomers to ignore me. How can I look

>>17519676
Is social contact that difficult for you ?

Just smile nod and politely tell them "sorry I don't have the time"

>>17519676
Modify literally anything

Put some fixed headlights on your C5 like Fatt Marrah.

be black in the newest corvettee

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>>17519676
Just get a C4, it might as well be a Corolla as far as boomers are concerned.

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ez

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Anime wrap it

Just dress like you normally do and they wont talk to you

>>17519720
My grandfather is a boomer and he adores his C4 as much as his C7 so that won't work.

Start using sign language if someone talks to you, always works

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>>17519696
This. Get yourself a deal on one with a fucked up body then cover it up with a kit.

>>17519676
Proposition them for gay sex. Most will drive away disgusted at your faggotry, but one or two will complain how fat and spent their dumb bitch wife is and grasp at your shaft. This strategy has risks for sure. Maybe just buy some stickers or something.

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>>17519837
Or just take the body off completely.

>>17519676
>want boomers to ignore me

just because your grandpa made you hold his balls, doesn't mean they all will

>>17519845
I would fix some cardboard to the frame. Maybe like use the box my Vizio came in for the hood.

>>17519676
Be Arab.

>>17519676
Bernie stickers
Millenial stickers
I'm with Her stickers
atheist stickers

>>17519676
Get the Callaway Corvette Aerowagen. It's faster than the Stingray, and it's a hatchback so boomers will just assume it's some foreign job like a Mitsudasan Impressorino.

>>17519676
bodykit and big spoiler

>>17519676
>wanting a corvette
Shit taste desu

Put a big ass wing and a wide body kit on it.

Get it in manual.

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>>17519676
Drive around cross dressing. scares em right off.

>>17519724
that car is pretty nice thought, minus the silly ass doors
he's making some nice power

>>17519727
might as well rub shit all over it

>>17519676
Most vet boomers are just retired old man looking for someone to talk to about their love for the vet. Getting to know boomers can vet meets can pay off big time. They usually have lots of connections or know people.

>>17519727
>>17520423
It's called itasha and it's art

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>>17520677

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>>17520677
No, it is not art.

>>17519845
Viperkart is 10x better

Boomer vets are usually convertible autos

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>>17520677
I get that reference

>>17520810
Post a pic knucklehead

>>17520159
>arab in a corvette

https://youtu.be/6N4tLAAy5Fg