childhood is idolising japanese sports cars adulthood is realising

>>17514998
adulthood is silver sedans

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>>17515001
As a daily only.

>>17515001
no its a silver mini van

>>17515001
>>17515073
Adulthood is Silver Screen

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And I suppose Japanese 911s are puberty?

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>>17515315
Soon.

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>>17514998
kinohood trancended driver is knowning that american cars in euro chassis is goat

>>17514998
>childhood is idolising japanese sports cars

Every adult gets over Japanese cars if you were ever retarded enough to like them in the first place.

Truly, a quality thread.

>>17515315
>he fell for the lap times meme

I can respect the gt-r but I don't care about it until the next gen comes out

you see a 911 and a gt-r on the street, you're gonna look at the 911

>>17515315
I suppose that means the Dodge Viper is the better car because it goes faster

But reality doesn't work that way

>>17516642
In my country when you see a 911 peoples experions are: Wow it looks nice!, and when somebody sees a gt-r everybody turns necks and takes their phones to take pictures. Not trying to shame the 911 (I like it) but it's just that by the time you see a gt-r you're going to at least 5 911's.

>>17515312
Adulthood is SWEET SEDUCTION IN A MAGAZINE

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>>17517310
And if you had a better argument it would have changed by now. The original G-series 911s even up to the current GT3RS are all much better cars than the R35, especially since the GT-R had to sacrifice usability by any means to have good track times, and yet still falls behind the discontinued Viper ACR. The 911s sacrifice barely anything, and are top-tier regardless of whether or not you like them. But hey, it's not like you will change your mind or anything, so go ahead and post the same 3 or 4 images every thread like this eventually contains.

>>17517623
Still slower
Sperg more though

>>17515001
For me it's both

What adult only has 1 car?

>>17516708
What backwards ass country do you live in? No one bats an eye at a GTR in North America, it's just another ugly Nissan

>>17514998
Wrong board, frogposter, gb2/b.

>>17517756
Yes the place you will never finish in a car you will never drive

If all you car about are laptimes then go buy a Porsche 956 and set a record youreself

>>17517762
gb2red.dit

Not like there's much better than Porsche. I'm a turbo weeb and I love jap shit cars, but Porsche is pretty GOAT

>>17517768
>not a 911
>not street legal
>not production

>>17517777
>I-it doesn't count!
Then get a Radical, they're street legal. After all, it's all about laptimes right?

>>17517783
GT-R>911
Sperg more

>Thread about Porsches
>Nissan fan kiddies crawl out of their mom's basement to shitpost
Really gets that noggin joggin

>>17514998
>Implying I still don't want a r32 in midnight purple with minimal aesthetic mods

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>>17517810
>>17517817
I wonder who could be behind this all...

>>17514998

>rear wheel drive
>rear engine
>superior

lolwhat.jpeg

porsche tries to kill you in every corner with ridiculous oversteer

>>17517843
Still a pathetic bus rider

Enjoy never having a license you fucking poorfag

>>17517850
>It's still 1987
Okay

>>17517300
Adulthood is ENDLESS PLEASURE IN THE LIMOUSINE

>>17517861
Post your car then, otherwise you'll always be a busrider

>>17517859
Adult hood is IN THE BACK SHAJES A TAMBOURINE

>>17517872
A GT-R

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>>17517859
>in the back shakes a tambourine.

Adulthood is NICOTINE FROM A SILVER SCREEN.

>>17515315
How many wins does the 911 have at LeMans? Oh and how many does the GT-R?

Game. Set. Match.

>>17517878
Post you GTR then. with a timestamp/bread on hood

>>17517886
>still slower than a broken FWD GT-R tester car

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>>17517885
kek I'll join in on this cancerous fuck fest

>>17517892
>>17517893
So you're admitting that Nissan sucks at LeMans

>>17517904
And yet GT-R>911

>>17517911
Still wrong but okay

>>17517892
>bringing up race cars
Anything goes at that point and they'll bring up the 956B again

>>17517919
So the 911 is suddenly not a production car?

>>17517926
>06:11:13
It's only been like 30+ years, I'm sure with another 30 Nissan will get withing 45 seconds of that time

>>17517927
The 911 RSR used for LeMans isn't

>>17517935
See >>17517777

>>17517737
A smart one

>>17517943
What about >muh FWD hybrid racekar

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>>17517929

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>>17517880
>Nicotine from a silver screen
Adulthood is HEAR THE MUSIC

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>>17517936
Speaking of the RSR
>911 is RR because autism
>suddenly Ford shows up with the new EcoBoost GT and completely rapes the competition at LeMans
>Porsche needs to copy the GT in order to remain competitive (move to MR layout to make room for massive rear aero)
>STILL uncompetitive against the Ford GT
THE PRIDE OF GERMANY

>>17517954
Adulthood is SAY THE WORDS

>>17517959
I mean the Ford GT does cost 3 times as much

>>17517747
Meh,idk I like porches more as cars but the GTR turns heads more in my experience

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>>17517927
>implying the 911 RSR is comaprable in performance to the production variant

You're really grasping at straws, anon.

>>17517747
>>17517965
That being said no one stops and takes pictures of Porsches either. Hell a Ferrari might get some heads turning, but that's just because of the Arab in the driver seat revving the piss out of it in traffic

>>17517967
But a GTR fitted with slicks, a roll cage, and other non-street legal parts is?

>>17517985
The Nismo N-Attack literally a trim level of the regular GT-R
Sperg more though

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>>17517994
>Kit A is the full works, giving the car the closest possible spec to the ‘Ring lap record car
>when fitted, the car is no longer road legal

>>17517975
GTRs certainly get more attention than 911s in the states. Porsches are a dime a dozen here, and most people don't care enough or lack the knowledge to distinguish a 911 from a cayman or boxter. The GTR, on the other hand, looks completely unique and no cheaper nissan models share the look. No wonder they get more heads turning.

>>17518005
Literally just a trim level

>>17518015
Total fucking bullshit, I lived in White Plains and saw a 3 GTRs a week, no one gave a shit about them

>>17518019
>giving the car the closest possible spec to the ‘Ring lap record car
>"durr it's just a trim level"
How can GTR fan kiddies be this delusional?

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mods = gods

Post more Porsches

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>>17518022
You sound pretty mad anon.

Sperg more

>>17518005
>this optional harness and hood gurney make the car illegal for street use, therefore 911s are faster

Yeah, I bet that glorified seatbelt really makes a huge difference in track times.

>>17518023
See>>17518078

>>17518078
Keep ban evading

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>>17517985
>>17518005
>>17518023
wrong again, you can buy the exact same car that lapped the ring

sperg more VAG cuck

>>17517953
>still no laptime

>>17518044
>mods my butt hurts pls help!!!
lol

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>>17518044
>Mods = gods

>>17518086
>everyone who triggers me is the same person!

>>17518087
>you can buy the exact same car that lapped the ring
Yeah, and it's not street legal

>>17518092
>not street legal
*citation needed*

>>17518097
see
>>17518005
I know reading is hard, but eventually you'll figure it out and graduate grade school

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>>17518044
I feel like the Salamander lights would look awesome on the new 911s. Shame it probably disrupts the aero

>>17518100
>optional parts

which means that you can get Kit A, and simply get rid of the gurney on the street, those rules only apply to japan tho, I live in the free world and I could keep that gurney flap on whenever I want.

It says right there they are optional parts, I guess reading really is hard

>>17518100
Again, see>>17518078

While its true the lap version isnt street legal, but the differences between it and the street legal version are so minor they're hardly worth considering.

>>17518111
Optional parts that will give you the best chance of reaching that laptime, which obviously you'll never be able to reach

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>>17518123
moreover you can simply bolt it on and off if you are cucked by regulations

>drive your GTR on the street with no gurney flap
>arrive to the track
>bolt it on
>lap it faster than any production 911 ever will
>take it off
>drive home

>>17518125
whatever time the customers will be able to reach will be still faster than whatever time poorsche customers will be able to reach

>>17518125
>YOU arent a good enough driver to reach the lap record in that car, therefore the 911 is faster

Kek

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>>17518125
>This is the strongest argument he can think of

How the mighty have fallen.

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despite the drawbacks with all the LeMans posting we managed to trigger this VAGfag real good

I njoyed working with you anon, hopefully we'll do it again

I want a 911 more than an R35 desu.

>>17518108
god damn singer puts together some sexy 911s
too bad i'd need to win the lotto to be able to afford one

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>>17518153
Indeed anon, keep up the patrician taste.

>>17518150
Better than literally no argument from the Nissan fangirl club

>>17518154
Most people do, that's reflected in their sales figures

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>>17518170
>he is still going

you got severly BTFO, don't you have any dignity?

>>17518173
justin bieber is also very popular

>>17517903
Still waiting for a GTR

>>17517945
Damn, I always thought having a fuel efficient sedan to move around me and the wife in comfort with a small pickup truck to move and haul things (that is still worth more than I bought it for, even 4 years later) which I both paid off early and now own completely were intelligent decisions. Fuck I wish I'd thought more about that.

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>>17518185
They'll never post it because they don't have one. Pic related is the only way they'll ever experience the burgering

>>17518201
>>17518185
>still doesn't post his 911

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>>17518201
Also kek

>>17517903
Oh God they didn't put petrol in that did they? The fuckers

>>17518208
I mean an S class costs as much as a 911. Meanwhile you guys haven't posted any car

>>17518211
Why wouldn't they?

>>17518215
>still no 911

>>17518005
That's just the seats you fuck face

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>>17518154
duh
sleek sexy and sporty car with decades of racing history vs an awd nissan altima after it gained the freshman 15

>>17518218
>still no car
Stay poor bus rider

>>17518224
>still no 911

sperg some more

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>>17518227
Says the busrider, fuck off back to /n/

>>17518223
>decades of racing history
>still slower than an altima

why is this?

>>17518223
>>17518173
It's mostly that it seems more fun to drive. From what I understand, the R35 is like a spaceship with all sorts of electronic doodads and such whereas I can opt out of the PDK with the 911. I'd take an R32, R33, or R34 before an R35 as well though

>>17518236
>still no 911
that's it, keep sperging

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>>17518161
Yeah shame this thread went to shit, we had a great Porsche thread a week ago.

Honestly I wouldn't want a Singer, only because I'd be too afraid to drive it. Not because of the performance, but what if someone scratches my door or runs a red. Insurance only goes so far, and it would be hard as shit to buy a new one with the wait list and all.

Really, just give me a G-series in good condition, and I'll baby it until the day I die.

But it has to be Dark Green

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damn, 10 years after the original GTR destroyed the 911 on the ring, Poorsche fangirls are still assmad

10 years, still tons of butthurt

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1029927_porsche-accuses-nissan-of-falsifying-gt-r-nurburgring-lap-times

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>>17518244
>>17518227
>>17518208
I don't understand this obsession with willingly being a retard.

>>17514998
Adulthood is realizing that American cars are the GOAT

>>17518252
Should have got one for $15k when I had the chance, but that was a little more that what I could afford at the time

>>17518262
me neither, OP made a dumb thread and got BTFO, don't understand why he continues posting

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>This fucking thread

>>17518269
It's fine, these opportunities pass us all by. They resell for like 40-50k CAD here, but the real cost is in part costs. I mean, for the price of a Camry you still can't go wrong

>>17518283
Thing is $40-50k is 996 Turbo money. Same problem with the NSX getting so expensive, you start to think that there are objectively better cars you can buy for the price that not only feel great to drive but won't give you a headache with parts availability and maintenance

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Gentlemanhood is BMW

>>17518252
i know what you mean but at the same time life is short and i'd rather take it out and enjoy it on my favorite road and listen to it howl and cruise it around town every so often and worry about rock chips or door dings latter
letting it waste away in a garage seem like a waste
and you could get your shit slapped by someone running a red light in any car, imagine you end up severely injured or even crippled and can't physically drive the singer anymore, would be better to have those good memories than wonder what if

>>17517962
Adulthood is SEE THE LIGHTS

>>17518290
Very supreme

>>17518287
996 Turbos are 60-75 grand here. American cars are cheap, but imports are still inflated. Considering I could buy a foxbody or SN95 and mod it for 10k, the used market is pretty imbalanced

>>17518291
I get what you mean, but I would rather have it track-driven than road driven. My area is full of worse drivers than an optomology ward

>>17518306
Where's here? I know there's an Anon here from Florida I think that bought a 996 Turbo for like $40k. He's not the one with the autotragic either

Kinda jelly desu

>>17518319
Toronto (I know, I know)

Just checked AutoTrader, and the cheapest Salamander is 59000, which is about 45k USD. Although 996 non-turbos are going for 16k in meh-condition

Also, Ontario has to pay sales tax on used car sales, so add 13% to what you pay for registration alone

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>>17518244
>>17518227
>>17518208
So where's that GTR?

>>17518331
Damn they got that expensive here? Last year they were like $45k

>>17518358
>I put a cookie on mom's SUV!

>>17518362
Go put a cookie on your mom's Nissan Armada then

>>17518361
Yeah, I think somebody's been buying them up. 996s and 944s are still sitting cheap though

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>>17518372
Time to save up then. You can sell the engine from a 996 for $5k-$10k and use it to fund an LS swap
Turbo power in a lightweight Carrera chassis

>>17518384
There's actually a few in Quebec going for 35k and I live in Ottawa most of the time, so I might look around there. Maybe I can get it registered in Quebec too and skip the retarded sales tax

>>17515001
Im btfo by this

>tfw grandpa used to race porsches back in the 50's and 60's
>tfw he has multiple trophies from races he won with his 956
>tfw I will never be as cool as him.

>>17518487
Yeah but you can shitpost about Nissans on a Mongolian throat singing BBS

>>17514998
test

>>17518541
Good

>>17518541
stop using proxies

>>17518487
>raced in the 50's and 60's
>won the races with a car form the 80's

>>17518729
Well that explains how he won those races

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>its a retarded neet weeb tries to justify an almost $300,000 non street legal GTR that isn't factory

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>>17518211
That's a diesel Merc at a diesel pump

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>>17514998
Patrician kinohood is acknowledging Czech auto supremacy.

Childhood is thinking you'll outgrow jap cars and like 'murican muscle like your dad and the cool guys on TV

Adulthood is driving the damn Honda

Adulthood is not being a brandboy and actually liking cars based on merit instead of the badge on the front.

>tfw I remember that the posts in this cancerous thread were made by actual people
>tfw making a reddit account is starting to sound like a good idea

Jesus fucking christ anons, this is why I don't partake in car culture IRL besides a few friends and occasionally showing my car at C&C. Most of you are retards. I can't wait for summer to be over.

>>17519635
I seriously doubt it's any better there

>>17519758
Flipping through /r/cars will show you that it's a much friendlier community and most of the retards get downvoted out of site. They have their issues (such as masturbating to doug demuro and the fat bald dude) but overall it isn't terrible.

>>17515356
These pictures make me laugh so hard for whatever reason

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>>17518867
>non street legal
*citation needed*
>not factory
wrong, cuckold

>>17519635
Actually these fuckers will never show their faces IRL
We made a Whatsapp group so we can plan out meets at tracks or to wrench together and share knowledge and stuff. But it isn't a hugbox where everyone is looking for upboats either and we'll call out bullshit

>>17514998
When you're a kid you always end up rooting for the underdog.
When you actually get older you just accept the fact that european cars are vastly superior and go on with your life.

>>17519810
>>17521483

Then go the fuck back there, faggot

>>17521505
LOL triggered

>>17517805

Do you mean paint an r32 midnight purple or the actual midnight purple edition that's rare af now?

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>>17521504
>fwd 4 door fwd fiat diesel cuckbox
>superior to anything