Itt: things normies say >whoa slow down your going too fast!

>>17502050
>wow anon, I feel like im in a racecar whenever I ride with you!
>wow anon, why don't you use normal seatbelts?
>what is this thing?
>I feel like im a baby
>racing harnesses are uncomfortable!

>>17502050
>normies saying slow down
Normies are the ones who accelerate randomly and speed in retarded places.

>how come youre never talking to anybody?
>you have friends right?

>>17502090

Im talking about normies who arent driving the car when the driver speeds upThe

>>17502050
ITT: things reasonable people say

>>17502050
>>why would you want an old car, get a new car!

gf said this when I said I want an e63 m6, triggered me so god damn badly

>>17502050
I've never had any normalfag complain about my car being manual. Most of the time the act like its impressive.

>>17502268
I've had normies (even a guy once, but mostly girls say)
> Anon how come you don't buy a normal car?
I always say it is normal and they usually reply with something like
> I mean a car that isn't so complicated and anyone can drive
They are of course referring to automatics....

>>17502215
Ah yes, the tribe of reasonable people, who prefer to drive at least 10 below the speed limit, who prefer to lose a quarter of their cars value as soon as it drives off the dealership and who are unable to comprehend the advantages and disadvantages of manuals.

>is that a HEMI?

>your car is nearly 5 years old, you should trade it in before you start having problems, plus the major service is going to expensive.
>Your car is nearly 5 years old, you should sell it before it depreciates too much.
>Don't buy used, you will only have problems.
>Why would you spend that much on tires? they all do the same thing

>why would you get a coupe? they're not practical at all. get something like a crossover.

>>17502066
Alphonse!!!

>whoa that op is a faggot!

>>17502532
lmoao

>that's a dirtbike, right?
>how can you ride more than 300km a day
>why do you ride? It's way to dangerous!

>>17502544
Stupid Retard?

>why don't you buy something better for the environment? Your car is so loud it must have bad emissions
>You want some piece of shit Toyota from the 80s? Wtf is wrong with you?
>You must have some kind deathwish to ride a motorcycle
>I bought it because it was [insert color]
>you need to fix your paint
>you need to fix your exhaust
>You need to clean your rims (on painted black wheels)
>You need to fix [random shit they know nothing about]
>it's only worth 20k? But it's a sports car

Etc. Etc. Eyc.

Fuck normies reeeeee

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>tfw you have the most bland, reasonable and practical car within your circle of friends
>and both of your parents
>tfw when you see the disppointed looks of your friends
>tfw female friend is asks 'is this yours now? as in you bought THIS?'
>tfw my neighbour bought an MX5 and everyone keeps asking if it's mine

Never knew that was a feel.

I mean it's very reliable and you can throw tons of shit in the back, and it was very cheap so I'm actually more than OK with it for now.

Also what they don't know yet is I just bought a Wartburg to fix up over winter.

>>17502648
it looks like a happy fat kid who doesn't realize how shitty life's gonna get for him in a few years when he hits high school and develops self esteem problems

>wow this was made before we were born
>why do you carry that tool box in the back all the time
>hey anon, my cars making a funny noise can you come and have a look

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>98k miles? that's really high
>i cant learn manual, I'll die!

>>17502050
What the fuck kind of normies do you know, anon?

All of my normie friends, the girls included, prefer 90s JDM manual cars. Nobody gives a shit if you drive a BMW or a Toyobaru, it just means your parents obviously paid for your car.

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>>17502648
Wartburg Bro

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>What the hell did you buy that car for? For the same price you could've had a practical four door hatchback with a fuel saving 120 hp diesel.

>>17502050
>LS is the god engine
>How your car sounds is important

>>17502258
>that post
I swear to god, every time I hear someone say something along the lines of "why is your car so old, anon, aren't you gonna buy a new one?" I wanna smack them upside the head with a book on how to save fucking money.

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>How are you going to drive RWD in the snow?
>Does it still have the cop chip?

>>17502777
What the fuck is a cop chip?

Y'know, I want to prove you wrong - but I don't hang out with anyone.

I still subscribe to the fact that /o/ just over-exaggerates everything, so my bet is that none of you faggots talk to anyone IRL either.

>>17502806
I assume some kind of ECU piggyback as a Blues Brothers throwback.

>Revving to 5k in k20a2
>You're gonna blow up your engine

>>17502491

>dont spend so much on tires, they all do the same thing
>they say as they slip and slide during winter

>>17502050
speed is subjective

>We're all going to die

>>17502777
>>How are you going to drive RWD in the snow?
This, in college I was on of the first to own a car (yuropoor). Couple others had one too in my class, though they had hatchback shitboxed.
I have a glorious volvo 940 wagon, 190hp originally. Put a higher pressure turbo on it later.
>mom mobile
For some project we had to go to some field in the middle of nowhere, during winter.
>Stacy and friends take her mom's eco automatic crossover
>"you're going to drive that landbarge through snow? Isn't rwd dangerous?"
>road is closed off due to ice, they take a detour, I ignore the sign
>they slip and get stuck in a ditch, call me to pick them up
>get there, stacy is still trying to get the car out of the ditch
>ask her why she didn't lock it in 2nd
>"anon, this is an auto, you're so silly"
>mfw
>they again ask me if rwd isn't dangerous
>icy road, so i was already going "slow"
>shift back from 3rd to 1st and floor it
mighty keks were had that day

>>17502050
Normies don't just get in your car and then tell you you should have got a different car, that's weird

>>17503493
lol

>>17502696
Maybe if the nornies you know are actually bogans. I bet you're Australian.

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>>17502066

>>17503795
They litterally do.

Drive a modified 80's japanese car and nost normies will think it's a shit box even if it's something awesome and highly desired like an autech r31. I try avoid caf conversations with normiss as much as possible.

Things summer fag normies do

>Post op pics with shit quality and resolution size

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Ex GF always tried playing the whole car girl role cuz she knew I love cars
>Oh I love cars, especially subarus! (literally can't tell a WRX and STI apart)
oh well this is what I'm getting next (showed pic of a '91 R32)
>but...anon that car just looks old
It didn't last much longer after that

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>>17502050
>anon you should let me drive your car!

sure, wanna fuck my wife too?

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>shopping for a car a while back, briefly considered getting an Acura TSX
>anon, you should be careful about getting that car, luxury cars are expensive for maintenance
>literally the same average maintenance cost as a Civic
>not maintaining your vehicle yourself

Fucking normalfags

>>17504203
>Acura TSX
Kek, those were literally sold as Accords in other parts of the world.

>>17504208
I didn't even waste my time trying to explain that. The thing that really made me irritated is that, despite knowing nothing of what they were talking about, they felt the need to pull bullshit out of thin air and pass it off as legitimate information.

>you need to stop riding motorcycles, they're DANGEROUS
>why would you spend money fixing up your old car instead of taking a loan to buy a new one?
>what do you mean you like that old car?
>what do you mean you don't want debt? You have to build credit!
>no anon you can't live without a credit score
>you bought ANOTHER bike?
>bikes can't corner. They only make up for it with power/weight

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>>17502050
>anon you should get a hyundai veloster it's really sporty

>>17502050

>Such and such car can go 0-60 mph or 0-100 kph in ____ seconds

Can't get much more normie than that

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>only two seats....??
>WHY IS IT SO BUMPY AND LOUD???
>ugh the AC doesn't work?
>why do you spend so much money on this unreliable and old thing?
>manual looks like so much work wtf
>it smells like gas in here...
>so wait... we're putting our stuff in the front hood?

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>anon, why would you want a manual when automatics have become faster than manuals

>>17504446
cute SW20

>>17502050
>>eww why does your car have a manual?

Nobody's every heard that. I usually get people telling me how they wish they could drive stick and how skilled I must be.

When looking at a GTI Clubsport in a VW dealership
>it doesn't even have leather seats!

Same day, was helping aunt look for a Golf
>Yes the 2 litre 6-speed Golf is the same price, but this 1.6 5-speed is two months newer!

When drying my car with quick detailer spray after washing
>Are you polishing you car again?!

>>17503948
Maybe my friends aren't as rude as yours.
If you invite friends round to your house they don't walk in and start complaining about it right?

>>17502348
"Why would i care if anyone else can drive it? Its my car"

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>>17502820
If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain how my p71 isn't fast...

>>17504466
>If you invite friends round to your house they don't walk in and start complaining about it right?
Yeah, but that's a house. A car's just a car, like a fridge is just a fridge or a lamp is just a lamp.

>>17502215
if you hate cars just get the fuck out of here you retarded fag lmao

>>17504446
>>ugh the AC doesn't work?
this is a legit criticism though.
>>it smells like gas in here...
exhaust leak?

>>17502258

>tfw last girlfriend was a 42-year-old management professional and she wanted me to keep my 1996 Miata or possibly get an E36 BMW.

>>17502050
These are all real things said by real people in my life.

>who makes that Z car, I like that one
>boy the new Kias sure are nice
>my civic is actually pretty fast
>what's the point of snow tires? Just get all season tires
>buying used is a scam
>anon don't pass those big rigs so fast
>anon just stay in the left lane, why do you go back to the right lane after passing?
>I want to tint my windows
>cop cars are really fast
>GM makes really reliable cars, they're a great deal
>doesn't Lexus own Toyota?
>I wanna put suspension on my car
>I went 100 once omg it was so scary

Do normies know how cringe worthy they are? They are blissfully unaware.

>>17502050
Most intelligent normies instead say
>whoa slow down you're going too fast

>>17504545
>>doesn't Lexus own Toyota?
lmfao my friend says this every fucking time

he keeps asking "what car companies does VAG own?"

>>17504499
I have no idea. it only smells like gas when I fill it all the way up though I haven't experienced that since I got a new gas cap

>>17504565
probably a shitty gas cap then

>>17504563

I own ur mum's VAG

>>17502268
Literally the only time a manual is fun is when you're the driver. Being a passenger to someone else driving a manual fucking sucks.

>>17502050
>whoa slow down your going too fast!

are you fucking serious? the people i know who drive fast are totally reckless and have had wrecks entirely their own fault. car people don't usually drive fast or tailgate. The ones who do think they're dale earnhardt jr, and also get in wrecks of entirely of their own fault.

>>17502050
Some broad did ask me one time if I got a manual because I couldn't afford the auto.

>>17502389
>Ah yes, the tribe of reasonable people, who prefer to drive at least 10 below the speed limit,

what is wrong with that?

>>17504499
>his car doesnt smell like gas
Had a 2002 echo with a hole in the gas tank 3/4ths of the way filled and it smelled OUTSIDE the car kek

>>17504646
Haha she was probably like 45

>>17504662
She was 26, but that's not really pertinent to the story.

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>oh wow, this thing really doesn't turn all that well, does it?
>don't you often feel weird sitting so high up?
Bitch, you sit higher up in a damned VW Transporter
>how do you know where to have the stick at all times?
He was referring to the transfer stick, aka high range/low range/4wd
>it doesn't have ABS brakes? Isn't that super dangerous and really hard to drive without?

>>17502648

Wartburgs are shit, kill yourself my nigger

>>17504636
>Being a passenger to someone else driving a manual fucking sucks.
Only if they're a shit driver.

>why the fuck is your engine a Dorito?

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>>17504446
weird I get
>I'll get you parking spot in the closed lot under the building, your car deserves it
>that is a nice car, I want to ride in it!
>Why do you make so much movement for downshifts(about double clutching)
>your car is so loud
>wait the roof comes OFF!?
>when are we going for a ride anon?

>>17504910
also
>look at that porsche
guilty of that myself
>drive around w roof down
>see a black car w roof down
>"hmm thats a WEIRD fucking porsche"
>get closer
>realize its the same car as mine
>get closer
>realize I've driven that car

>>17504910
>double clutching
You're supposed to be granny shifting you moron

>>17504406
>anon you should get a hyundai veloster it's really sporty
But I already have a veloster turbo why would I want the slower one.

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>>17502097
>friends
tfw almost 30 and last friend was in elementary school.

>>17505103
Seriously?

I'm almost 40 and my best friend has been my best friend since fuckin' 8th grade. What the hell man?

>>17505113
>Seriously?
unfortunately
>What the hell man?
If I knew I'd have friends. Tried everything, singles groups, group activity finders, religion faggotry groups. Nothing.

>>17502718 #
Yeah I'm at the point now where when people tell me they only want a new car I just laugh and let them continue being retarded

The best part is the 2017 version of my car is literally worse in every way, fuckin retarded normies are what keep dealerships afloat


>>17504515
She sounds like a cool chick

>>17503936
Yeah, but they're not bogans. Just normal teenagers, mostly.

>>17504652
autist

>>17504563
Vauxhal
Alfa
General motors

This thread is actually a tour de force of autism. People having hypothetical conversations with each other about things that were never said to them by anyone else. I am taking a shit and posting from my phone and I am squealing in laughter.

>>17506742
cool man

>>17506742
If you put some toilet paper in the bowl before you poop, it helps keep water ( and possibly your own urine) from splashing into your butt hole.

>>17506872
only works for the first nug

>engine around 4-5k
>OMG ANON YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED SLOW DOWN
>shift up
>thanks for going slower anon you're really a dare devil

>Crossovers are useless
>Manuals are better than anything regardless of application
>rwd is bad in snow
>front is bad in snow
>all you need is awd
>you never need awd
>Basically anything ever said by a Subaru owner
>WOAH 60k on the odo, time to get rid of this relic
>3k civics over brand new cars
>anything fiat/Chrysler/dodge/jeep in a positive light

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>>17504387
>>you need to stop riding motorcycles, they're DANGEROUS

>why do you ride a motorcycle
>you're going to die
>be more safe
>you're an idiot
>you should get a car instead of a motorcycle
>do you need a ride

I hate people

>>17507204
Life is bullshit.

You wake up in the same fucking house in the same city, go to the same boring job and listen to people you don't like talk about stupid bullshit.. then you go home and sit on the couch.

I'd rather be risking my life on a motorcycle and feeling happy for that short moment than trying to stay safe so I can only experience stupid bullshit.

>>17506742
>>17506742
This isn't true at all.

Normies often say retarded shit about my cars and how they are too old, too low, too bumpy, too noisy.

They really don't understand our interest at all.

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>>17502050
>why would you buy a CRX?
>it's so old
Fuck all of them. My crx is my goddamn baby and I love it more than I like most people.

Can't green text this that we'll but let's say my gfs brother and friends couldn't understand why I was disappointed that he got his V8 camaro in automatic

>>17506480
Wrong you lying bogan scum

>>17502050
>motorcycles are dangerous!
>German cars are good!

>>17507336
>German cars are good
Fuck this fucking nonsense.
I'd sound ungrateful explaining my situation but let's say I was given an old BMW with plenty of problems.

>>17502090
This. Normies have absolutely no pedal discipline.

I'm probably getting comments far from the standard deviation...
>Why didn't you buy an older car
Because in my particular situation my auto insurance would cost as much as payments on a newer car with insurance
>Why would you get a manual transmission on a commuter
Cause CVT?

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>>17504061
>anon you should let me drive your car!
I know this one too well

>>17506480
Bogan teenagers.

>buy a new car
>why didn't you buy this one instead?
Normies will never figure it out that people tend to buy cars they like regardless of what's better. I guess this also applies to /o/.

>>17504061
If they were a good friend I would, cause then I'll smack them upside the fucking head if they wreck anything.

>>17507308
My 1988 CRX gets 29 city and 35 highway. Let them talk shit lol.

>>17507308
Should have just told them you have autism.

>>17507801
Tru
>>17507748
Mine wasn't getting that great, but just changed fuel filter, spark plugs and wires, some gaskets, and the dist. Should be getting better mpg now

>>17507335
>>17507632
fuck you guys we aren't white trash

>>17505135
do you try sucide ?

>>17504495
nice projection

>>17502508
FUCKING lost

>everyone ITT complaining about people saying shit about their rides
>all anyones ever said to me is "man, that's a nice jeep" (XJ, 2-door).

It makes me wonder who you guys hang around with. Nobodies ever said shit about any of my vehicles, and one of them was a certified shitbox, top to bottom.

>>17508557
Sometimes complements get annoying tho. Driving a 944 in bumfuck Iowa is uncomfortable because people think it's big $$$ and want to be your friend.

>>17508107
Okay Harley, Jayden, Krystal, Tyson, Tyrone, Shaedon, Jordyn or whatever your name is.

>>17508557
Because you have a normie car.

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>>17508592
It's cars like this that normies hate.

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>>17508592
>this
>normie car

My BMW is a mixed bag. Either people get triggered because it's a fuckhuge landbarge and not a 0.9 ecodieselshitbox toyota that every other person in Europe has

Others appreciate the finer things in life like the torque of a V12 engine, sunroofs and whatnot.
Girls mostly love the car because it has room to sit comfortably in every position you want and electric seats in the rear.

>>17502090
This
40 in a 60 - Country lanes
40 in a 30 - Through a village
Fucking arse holes

>>17509305
Plus they get pissed off, beeping, flashing and shit when you overtake the stupid fucks

>>17504061
Unnaceptable, big no no normie fucks

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>wow you have a mercedes / bmw you must be rich

>Don't fix stuff yourself, thats dangerous! Take it to a mechanic instead
>Tesla makes great cars
>That old car can't keep up with new cars like my peugeot 107
>Why would you spend so much money on new brakes, they don't make your car faster

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>>17509405
>>Why would you spend so much money on new brakes, they don't make your car faster
>normies that neglect their brakes

>>17509405
>Brakes don't make cars faster

But they do, the brakes are connected directly to the driver axle power gear spindle shaft bearing and the transmission wiring.

>>17504387
>tfw I drive a 20 year old Porsche and have a 755 credit score

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>>17502491
>>Why would you spend that much on tires?
>tfw just put tires with decent tread from the junk yard on my shitbox

>>17508762
>pick up truck
>not normie

half the people in my county have a pickup.

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>>17504406
>mfw i beat my friends hyundai veloster in my moms shitbox v6 equinox with 4 people in the back
I expected to get stomped on.

>>17507676
I still don't know why people would buy a new Corolla over a new Civic

>>17507748
My 2009 Accord does that too, except it's bigger, more comfortable, and much safer. Not to mention parts are easily available for cheap

>>17509599
Velosters are slow shitboxes. Even the Turbos wheel hop like a bitch if you try to launch them at like 2700rpm

>>17509635
I just didn't expect a crossover to haul ass against it...

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>>17507748
>>17509628

>>17509645
Dat power and torque. Those regular Velosters also only make 130bhp versus nearly 300bhp in modern crossovers and minivans

>>17509645
I whooped my friend's velcoter in a 1.6 Turbo cuckover. Velocters are fast in the slightest.

>>17509898
Aren't fast in the slightest*