>Be car
>Finally have kids and lineage to be proud of
>Your son turns out to be uglier than you
>Your son weights more than you and is a fat obese cow
>Your son is also not as cool as you
>YFW
>>17492051
SV was cool tho
>Ching chong ping pong
>I am athretic Japanese man
>Oh rook an American woman. I rill have kids with her
>Son is pigdisgusting fat and generic
>Son is hippie environmentalist
>Son rost Japanese heritage and is now automatic transmission because fat lazy American genes
>Son took 15 years to graduate school and be put in production
>I am disappoint
Huracan is like the Jeb Bush of the Lambo family.
>Be Lamborghini
>>17492051
>Your son weights more than you and is a fat obese cow
>muh heavier cars are always worse meme
I want summer to end
>>17492051
>Finally get grandsons
>grandson is thin again but dumb as fuck
>He has a disease from birth that only lets his arms open horizontally instead of vertically like his dad and me
>small v10 because all he does is stay at home all day and never works out
>Diluted lineage because there are 14,000 of them
>grandson has terrible gas mileage
>>17492072
>miscegenation
>not even once
/pol/ was right again
>tfw Italian-American
>tfw you are Chrysler
>>17492146
/pol/ is always right
>>17492157
>tfw one grandson is a power lifter/sprinter and the other is the worlds foremost endurance runner who doesn't use performance enhancers
>>17492072
old NSX was a bland overpriced kit car looking midengined Accord
new NSX is at least cool and lives up to the name no matter what autists say
>>17492210
>old NSX was a bland overpriced kit car looking midengined Accord
>aluminum body
Yeah, its an Accord
>>17492051
It looks a little down
>>17492210
>old nsx sold like shit
>new nsx selling like shit
Anyone who says the new isn't staying true to the original is a moron.
>Be AW11 MR2
>Have child
>He is not as nimble as me but fast in his own regard
>Runs a faster 400m then everyone else in the family
>he looks up to me for the way he dresses and shows himself
>No one notices his success
>Still very proud of my son
>Have grandson
>Very nimble but much slower than his father but
>He's a metro sexual
>Not gay, but he acts like a faggot
>Doesn't even have our family's gorgeous eyes
>Eyes are awkward and bulbous
>Loves to take his top off whenever he can
>Why grandson why
>You dishonor our family
>>17492760
zzw30 is my next goal car
>>17492760
Get fucked, there's nothing wrong with cute cars.
>>17492784
>>17492779
But there's no denying that it's the ugliest of the MR2 generation. I mean it's not even a competition.
They shouldn't all have been convertibles either. And they should have given it a turbo, supercharged, or 2zz option from factory.
>>17492051
>>Be car
>>Finally have kids and lineage to be proud of
>>Your son turns out to be uglier than you
>>Your son weights more than you and is a fat obese cow
>>Your son is also not as cool as you
>>YFW
I know that feel, bro
>Be 575 Maranello
>Have son, ferrari 599
>He gets braces
>Keeps smiling like a fucking idiot so everyone can see his stupid brace
>Still wears his braces 9 years later.
>>17492051
both of those cars are ugly imo
>Be german car
>Have son with some British car
>I think shes half jew or something because my son ended up with a nose like this
oy vey
>>17492051
Murchielago and Gallardo were still cool looking, is the Huracan that looks like ass
Sexto elemento looks way too try hard to be taken seriously, its like your son became a hot topic fuckboy
>>17492824
>Be 550
>Have son, Ferrari 575
>He gets >90% flappy paddle transsmissions
>Widens market to cucks and old men who cant drive a real transmission
>Beginning of the end
is this the red.dit thread?
>>17492072
>honda fucks a BR
>10/10 sports car that puts ferrari to shame
>honda fucks an murican
>pig digusting fat hybrid supercar that is slower than a fucking base R8
>>17492850
no it's the anime faggot thread.
>Be F430
>Have daughter, 458
>She wears too much eye liner
>Her ass is hella thicc
>High pitched moans when she gets excited
>Occasionally takes her top off
I think I might be into incest bros
>>17492853
found the red.ditor
please go back to your cesspool cuck
>>17492824
Fucking kek
>great grandson no longer needs braces
>some asian somehow polluted the bloodline along the way
>>17492856
stop making stupid and unfunny posts pls
>>17492850
Its summer. Every thread is the reddit thread.
>>17492866
1. Press back-button on your browser
2. Find thread, click "Hide thread"
3. ??????
4. Profit!
Fuck off
>My name is billy bob camaro
>Used to play football and was the town hero
>Marry my sister, lisa-may
>Have a son
>Hes a little retarded
>Spins around in circles all time
>Never finishes his races because ADD
>Big and fat like his ma
>Went on many diets and got some cosmetics done, but still dumb as shit.
>>17492880
or you can stop ruining my board and go back to red.dit
>Be JEEP
>Wife is also JEEP
>Son is fucking Chinese slant-eye
>I think I was cuckd by an Asian
>be 911
>have wonderful proportions and shapes
>some japanese guy has turned his attention away from whales and dolphins and onto your kin instead
>cutting us up and doing botched plastic surgery on us
>God preserve us
>MFW no parents
>no kids
>But I'm vegan and have a moustache
>>17492072
This is very accurate. When Asian males shack up with WF, the results are disgusting.
>>17492917
you are getting a kid soon fucker
>entire family is pigfat
>all relatives are pigfat
>was apparently sterile, because could never have a child
>Ay yo
>Be black American
>Got HUGE GRILLZ N SHIT
>Cops always pullin me over n sheeeeeitttt
>Have 19 illegitimate children
>OK though because government bails me out (gib money pls)
>Got DEEZ DUBS NUGGAAAAA
>One of my sons has a smaller grill
>I should have been there to raise him better
>>17492914
>be 993
>have son
>oil no longer flows through his cooling systems
>dresses cheaper than his forefathers
>probably born with a slight birth defect, his eyes look weird
>>17492784
This picture gave me the biggest boner I've had all week. BRG plus those gold rims, usually I go for more simple looks but that's just too good
>Be me.
>Have a son
>He became a HUGE movie star
>He lives his life a quarter mile at a time
>He still has no kids yet.
>>17492850
Fuck off soviet
>>17492959
He found a nice German woman though.
>>17492959
>mkiii
Disgusting. The only true 80s supra is mkii mated to the 7mgte
>>17492984
Please don't start an infinite loop with him.
>>17492984
fuck off red.dit
>>17492984
>spamming
>shitposting
enjoy your ban, GM cuck
>>17492976
I'm impressed someone was so butthurt they actually took the time to create this.
>>17493139
what is butthurt about making fun of GM fangirls?
>>17493144
It's the sheer amount of autism that it takes for some to fix onto that idea and actually take time out of their day to create that and post it.
If you actively take time from your day to go online and "troll" people, you should be shot.
>>17492784
>N/A only
>>17493156
t. assmad GM fangirl
>>17492051
>>17492813
>>Your son, and grandsons turns out to be uglier than you, even your great grandson is a mongoloid.
>>17492056
That's his wife's son tho
>Have son
>He walks on his hands rather than his back legs.
>Fuck, he's retarded
>He's old as fuck, guess that's the end of my bloodline
>No wait, somehow the cunt pops out a kid
>Kid walks on his legs like me
>Kid is fun as fuck, a little slow, but hey, so am I.
>I love my grandson
>>17492723
They could've learned from their mistakes and/or took advantage of the weeb fanbase they have now.
>>17493424
Hey, the Countach is fuckin rad man. Everything else does suck, though.
>>17494456
Countach is an awful car
looks are subjective but goddamn it isnt pretty
Miura is goat Lambo tho
>>17493424
Yes but your GG Grandson, is a Fucking Chad, Gramps.
>>17494496
miuras are ugly as fuck
>>17494686
its the only not ugly classic Lambo
>>17492760
>Be ZZW30
>17 years old
>still look modern
>Not constantly molested like rivals MX5 and S2000
>Only care about lightness and handling and fun
>Sacrifice cabin and storage space to be light and compact like granddad
>Spitting image of cousin Elise without all the baggage
>Absolute togue monster
>Reliable as fuck because N/A heart from Uncle Corolla
>Dad and Granddad legends in their time, but heavy and old and unreliable today.
>tfw you're the best car in your blood line, but no one notices because muh power and muh pop-ups
>>17492051
>TFW your son comes out as mid engined
>>17494799
Your Wife's son,Obviously.
Just sayin?
>>17494781
I genuinely think that car is fuck-ugly and I wouldn't buy something I think is ugly even if it's the funnest sports car in the fucking world.
>>17494781
the true patricians choice
>>17492802
>2ZZ literally drops in
>boohoo this is too hard for me, I want everything served on a tray
>>17492072
HAHAHAHAHA
>>17492094
They pretty much are though, more weight is worse for acceleration, braking, top speed, handling, fuel economy, and tire wear.
Do the Civic.
>>17494855
I disagree, but I respect your conviction. I feel the same way about the Camaro. Mustang's objectively the worse car, but it just looks so much better than the Camaro.
>>17494922
Soulless black sheep wagecuck cousin in a family of high-revving funmachines who has the occasional midlife crisis and halfheartedly tries to dress and act like a teenager.
>>17494922
>Be Civic
>Be decent unassuming utilitarian people's car
>Son, grandson, great grandson, great great grandson, great great great grandson, great great great great grandson, great great great great great grandson, and great great great great great great grandson just like me
>2017
>Great great great great great great great grandson
>goes to America to be like STi and FoRS
>shames family
>no longer light, cheap, utilitarian, and understated
>no longer tuner of the everyman
>Official chariot of fuckbois with too much money and too little taste.
>>17495021
Every picture I see makes it looks uglier than the last one.
>>17492976
saved
>>17492094
It's physics lad, regardless of the season
>>17495021
>becomes fastest fwd car on burgerring
>eliminate torque steer, a cancer that plagues many powerful fwd cars
>while being the most practical civic ever
>while being lighter than all the other hot hatches
>>17492094
why? so you can go back to school and learn how shit actually works?
>>17492051
>Your son will work when he needs to work
>Your son has German genes (and the father doesn't) so he won't get sick for no apparent reason
>Your son is not just a pretty face; he's quite an athlete even if he meets a corner
>>17495196
If it had conservative styling, /o/ would be lapping it up, but it doesn't.
>>17494885
>>17495174
That can be solved by adding more power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXqSedWSu2k
>>17495265
More power doesn't improve braking, handling, fuel economy, or tire wear.
>be one of the greatest coupes ever made
>son comes out as a complete retard and that ends the family
>>17492760
>>17492784
>>17494781
The most recent versions are just discount, ugly as hell Jap renditions of a porsche boxster. Prove me wrong.
>>17495677
You might be right, but ask yourself if a japanese boxster really is a bad thing.
>Be car
>Finally have kids and lineage to be proud of
>Your son and grandson turn out to be uglier than you
>Your son and grandson weigh more than you and are fat obese cows
>Your son and grandson are also not as cool as you
>YFW
>>17494855
its cute, but the most important thing for me was to separate it from the previous mr2s
it diverges in cosmetic design so much that its just easier to forget any predecessors and their sexy pop ups
besides, it looks cute and happy as fuck without pop ups. that's not easy to do.
>>17494413
>Have son
>He walks on his hands rather than his back legs
>Fuck, he's retarded
got my good
son I am disappoint
>>17492881
>Great Grandfather is powerful legend
>Grandfather uglier and forced to starve cuz gas crisis
>Father jailed for statutory rape, not allowed 200ft near school and can't come to my events
>I try to be bad boy but peaked in high school and never get married, am lonely
>find out I have illegitimate son, his name bumblebee. He dresses like great grandfather on many meds but strangely more talented than almost anybody
>fly bumblebee, you are the best part of me
Be car.
Great, sexy, asthetic genetics from strong, unique heritage.
Newest grandson extreme dissapointment.
Too fat. Too slow. Too weak and ugly.
Shun grandson until hes no longer considered truly "one of us"
Grandson too ashamed to ever produce children of his own.
Where would you even begin
>>17495528
Fuel economy and tire wear are poorfag concerns.
Everything else is fixed with wider and stickier rubber.
>>17498245
Lollll
>>17498251
Changing tire size fucks with your suspension geometry and wears out your suspension components faster.
>>17492914
Is this about RWB?
>>17498261
>>17492892
Do they make threads like these on reddit anon? I wouldn't really know since I don't go on there.
But you seem to be an expert on this topic.
>>17498287
Most likely, most of those kits are pretty ugly
>>17498195
wow they really lost the camaro feel even in the 2nd gen up until just recently, wtf lol
>>17498287
pretty much, there's a RWB hate thread that was probably posted by his obsessed autistic ass
>>17492051
Murcielago was such a mistake
I'm gonna go on a limb here and say that the Gallardo was an excellent idea though
>>17498268
Not to mention that wider tyres are only useful up to a certain point. If they get too wide, the total pressure of the weight of the car and produced downforce are divided over the too-large surface area of the tyres, resulting in a loss of grip.
>>17498195
>Father jailed for statutory rape, not allowed 200ft near school and can't come to my events
I laughed
>Be a 1970 Challenger
>Dad had an identity crisis after the war and you haven't seen him in decades
>daughter was an vapid 80s consumerist cunt
>disappointed you in every single way
>even broke off all contact despite all your attempts to help her clean up her act
>at least the years have been kind to you
>people still love you and think you're beautiful even if you aren't as athletic as you used to be
>one day, news arrives that you have a granddaughter
>you meet her and are surprised to see she's just like you in so many ways
>she has your eyes
>A little on the bigger side, but pretty in spite of it
>she has siblings, all of them so excited to meet you
>they all want to be fast, just like you were
>they always want to hear about your glory days and the way you used to make the Mustangs and Camaros look slow
>filled with love and joy for the first time in your life
>know your legacy will live on
>>17492051
>thinks the diablo looks better than the gallardo
into the trash.
>>17498503
>thinks that a Gallardo
I mean the Diablo is ugly compared to a Murcielago or Gallardo but still
>>17498463
As much as I don't like Muscle cars, The challenger is the only car that actually reflects it's past 100% perfectly.
>>17497152
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>>17492163
>people actually believe this is what happened to detroit
>>17498512
i wouldn't normally have mixed the names up im so sorry
>>17498721
It's what inspired me to write that. I genuinely feel like the old Challenger would be proud of the new one.
>>17492072
The new NSX is better in every way though.
Its faster, better looking, more comfortable, and when adjusted with inflation cheaper than the old NSX too.
I get it, /o/ is filled with retards but come on
>>17498245
S1 Elise
>>17495677
Buddy of mine from college had a 986 Boxster for a while (that's us in pic related). Absolutely not. Boxsters are almost 3000lbs. meaning that even though the Boxster had nearly double the power it was only slightly faster to 60 than a car that shares a drivetrain with a fucking Corolla.
He could pull a little on the straights, but his cornering speed was always a good bit slower than mine. I'd always be knocking on his back door (and after that we'd go driving). I'll cede that it's discount, looks are subjective, and I'd call it an improvement rather than simply a rendition. It's more like a discount, ugly as hell Jap rendition of an Elise. I can live with that.
>>17498245
>be me, a car
>I think
>woke up in a garage, have amnesia
>have I always had these voices in my head?
>one says I'm very nimble and fun
>one just shouts and is very angry
>human says I am very fast now
>go out, set record
>human says I beat the other fast one
>try to listen to first voice, take corner, nearly crash because angry voice always shouting
>find out I was created just to beat other one
>soon hear I'm no longer fastest
>find out I was made my americans
>constantly surrounded by snakes
>am sad, without much purpose
>the shouting never stops though
>be a 510
>about to have a beautiful grandson
>he gets aborted
>>17500967
>when adjusted with inflation cheaper than the old NSX too
>I get it, /o/ is filled with retards but come on
And you're the proof.
>>17498803
That blacks ruined it? I 100% believe that is the case.
>>17498721
I assume that is because they got canned when the oil crisis hit. Dodge didn't have to design a malaise era slow shitbox after 74.
>>17502941
Sadder than anticipated
>>17505050
Yes magical white people would have stopped mass layoffs caused by foreign competition and automated manufacturing
>>17503136
>>17492760
>implying zzw30 isn't a grill
>>17492933
you were too good for this world
>>17495196
am I the only person who enjoy's torque steer? It's almost like when you squeeze nice and firm and start jerkin fast and you feel that BBC spring to life
>>17493424
>One of your son decide to not work at the farm but an athlete. He managed to won a lot of trophies and his sons too.
>You aren't sure if you're proud of if he should have worked in the farm.
>>17494456
(ง'̀-'́)ง
>>17509080
Porsche or Lamborghini? I can't make out the name on the tractor
>>17509430
Jokes on you, it's an international/case.
>>17500967
>Better in every way
>Priced higher in every way
>Old NSX is well received, new NSX (without any pressure for it being a successor) gets labeled as "the slowest supercar"
>>17509430
Obviously I didn't put enough attention in the picture, I searched for a Lamborghini but...
>>17509107
thats a nice little donger you have there
>>17507028
it's called white flight.
as conditions got worse, Whites fled, so Blacks became the majority, and kept voting in Democrats just for the gibsmedats, and the perpetual cycle has led Detroit to literal bankruptcy and skyhigh crime rates.
>>17492163
>>17509482
>International/case
>Red
Jokes on you, it's a McCormick.
t. truckerfag
>>17509606
>>17494413
I shred a tear
>be me
>r32
>have son
>little bit on the heavier side but still extremely nimble
>he has a son
>aggressive and fast
>humans test us and learn my son is fastest
>proud overall
>sometime later
>some fatass claims to be a part of the family
>not in manual
>we are put to shame as rich fags think the r35 is best
European noob here, I grew up with gran turismo and I like to check what are the more recent models of cars that were in the first games.
I like the heritages in cars, what's the better car between the recent American muscle cars? I don't think they look really good but I'd like to know the consensus from hobbyists. I found the new Viper ugly (too conventional and angry) but the new Corvette is exactly what I'd want a newer Corvette to look like.
>>17501049
>Elise GT1
>Esprit GT1 is already a thing
Why do people keep stretching Elises
>>17509080
>>17509430
>and his sons too
>>17492051
The reason cars weigh more and are 'fatter' is because of ever increasing safety standards.
They have to cram in bigger and bigger crumple zones, 45 air bags, and probably a lot of other high tech shit like variable suspension stuff which was back in the day just a spring and a shock.
So if you want a light car, you have to get a cheap cuckbox.
>>17492094
Wasn't it proven that the websites traffic doesn't increase over the summer?
>>17509944
Is that the Coyote X based on the Beetle or the DeLorean?
>>17503136
Delet