hey guys, its me again..
So, as you may already know, I have one really fucking massive penis. And I have 50k to spend so I can let the road know that I have the most swollen cock in the land..
So, what should I get? BMW X5? Used Corvette? Ford F150?
Again, I have the biggest penis ever. Not a boipucci
>>17480211
>pasta and paste
It is getting too old fast.
>>17480211
say no more famalam.
>>17480223
pasta?
you think this is pasta?
and its getting too old fast?
a) dont you mean its cold? newfaggerino and
b) last time i posted this was a month ago.. I had my monthly injection of synthol, and now I need to know how to make my cock look even bigger!!
I thought orvette meant mid-life crisis and not a wang substitute? What would an X5 be though? Feminized or your new gf told you what to buy?
>>17480211
Big car = small dick
Which means
Small car = big dick
Get a smart car
>>17480211
>BMW X5?
Those are for women.
>Used Corvette?
Those are for middle aged men with erectile dysfunction. Might not be you (idk how much SEO/test you're using).
>Ford F150?
Those are for guys with small dicks.
I'd personally recommend a Fiat 500, or a new MX-5.
>>17482161
>fiat 500 or mx-5
But anon those are gay
>>17482293
Sure, but gays have big dicks. Therefore, those drivers tend to have big dicks.
Remember, OP has a big dick, so it's pretty important that his car is for big-dicked people only.
>>17482306
this is the logical level that the average sheep/trump voter thinks on
>>17482314
Probably the same level as OP then.