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Anyone else on here LEO?
Either way I've got a good story for u fags
>south Florida
>out on patrol at 2am
>respond to a complaint of a male and female having sex at a target parking lot
>lol def gonna respond
>pull up to parking lot
>cut my lights off
>see stanced Honda ricer shitbox
>get out of my car and approach on foot
>shine my flashlight on them
>dude is raw dogging his girlfriend out of the back of car
>he's literally got to mcdoubles he's using a knee pads
>both see I'm a cop and put clothes on try to apologize
>I'm trying so hard not to burst out laughing
>tell them that they could get arrested for what they were doing
>shit I can't hold in my laughter
>just tell them both to leave and never come back to the target
>radio in code 4
>sit in my cruiser and laugh the rest of the night
Any other funny ricer stories you fags have?
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>>17473687
>Anyone else on here LEO?
no i'm a capricorn
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Wanna know how I know you are not LEO?
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>not stealing a van to fuck in
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>>17473694
kek
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>>17473881
come on I was gunna make a joke
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>just fugged a girl in a cemetery parking lot because was too afraid of police
>tfw she says she want to fug again but in some place other than the cemetery
Any LEOs got tips for places cops wont check?
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>>17473892
I am gay man
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>>17473694
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>>17473897
Police station parking lot. They never check those.
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Why is it even illegal to fug in your car? I don't understand, especially if you have tinted windows that can't be seen into. Like I can sit in my car idling and read a book or some shit, why can't I fug without worrying about some crippledick cop rolling up?
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>>17473945
Because half of most male cops are frustrated virginbushes
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>>17473945
Cops are just jealous they never got laid in high school or presently without the help of alcohol.
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>>17473687
Low Earth Orbit?
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>>17473945
>especially if you have tinted windows that can't be seen into
Nigger, that's obviously not true if enough people saw you fugging to generate a call to the police.
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>>17473687
>he's literally got to mcdoubles he's using a knee pads
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>>17473687
for me it's the mcchicken
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>>17473945
public indecency I guess
no one wants to see some ugly strangers fucking in their car
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