ITT cool nicknames for cars Subaru wrx = rexie Acura integra

OP = Faggot

Subaru wrx : Wrexedit
Integra : Integra is fwd but at least I don't have a subaru

>>17469236
>Posts sexy chicky babe
>faggot

imprezza = pimp-rezza

lowered hilux = lo-lux

>>17469250
>black
>babe

>he gives it a name

Some people, mostly women, find this behavior adorable, I don't.

Abarth=Abbie

>>17469250
That thing looks like Wayne Brady in drag you nigger

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Clifford

Cars are named by their manufacturer. That is all.

>>17469219
Giving names for cars are things children and women do.

They're not alive, they are tools meant to be used as an extension of yourself, no different than a prosthetic arm or a leg.

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>>17469344
ma' heart

>>17469250
>implying op isn't always a faggot

Mazda3
>3

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>>17469236
>>17469291
>>17469354
>Its a good thing I was able to reaffirm my masculinity by telling everyone else they're dumb females on an anonymous tiewanese riverdicking website.

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>>17469494
>Good thing I can't refute the mans personal philosophy and have to resort to a mocking internet meme to establish my intellectual dominance.

>>17469219
Those are some Tig ol Bitties

>>17469530
probably a fig ol batt belly under it too.

>>17469541
Maybe, maybe not but I wouldn't mind finding out

Why are there not one but two niggers on the 1st page?

>>17469549
niggers are for fucking, not breeding

>>17469494
>>17469250
Hi OP. Suck many cocks today?

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>>17469529
>Nicknames are dumb, memes are dumb, I have ascended above that folly long ago.
Its ok to enjoy things anon.

>>17469297
Fucking this

kek

>>17469567
ain't for neither brother

they's for avoidin'

>>17469589
Some people kill other people for enjoyment.

So by your logic it would mean and horrible of me to not condone their actions?

What If I get enjoyment from trolling you? Would you say that's bad as well?

>>17469219
Tits...

>>17469351
This and usually some element of their actual names sound cool, fox body, bb 'lude, eg hatch. "Blob eye" is a terrible term though.

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>>17469603
March man, in Tennessee...sniff the pines...sniff that cross mounted pussy down by the river HOT DAMN

>>17469219
>Teggy or teg
Those are stupid names.

>>17469354
>Giving names for cars are things children and women do.

Giving cutesy names to things is what homosexuals do. I'm more worried about being labeled homo than in being labeled childish for using cutesy labels for things around me.

>>17469567
Every year, my city's main hospital has 13 year old mothers. No, they don't get abortions. They actually full term and birth them. Their bodies are pretty durable and can have many babies starting at a young age.

>>17469938
>implying cutesy homo's don't act like children.

that was sort of the point.

>>17469285
>Look mum I am being racist on 4chan!

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>>17469219
>ITT cool nicknames for cars
Malibu = boo

>>17469354
>no different than a prosthetic arm or a leg.

>Not naming your prosthetic arm or leg.

>>17469945
Never said they couldn't pop out welfare checks, just said don't breed with em

>>17469219
ugly nigger

>>17469954
nice asian tranny you faggot

>>17469957
Have names for all your toes too Ed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM&list=RDpfFRv_1XdDM#t=10

>>17469964
That's a black not an asian your vision impaired faggot.

>>17469964
..asian?? Nigga wtf.

>>17469975
>>17469989
>they don't dispute that it's a tranny

>>17469992
Pretty hard to tell these days.

>>17469219
I call my mini cooper "the MC"

Corolla = rolla

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>revvy
>Car=Cutlass
>Cutlass=short sword also = beretta 92FS from anime
>character who uses 92FS=Revy

My car is Revvy with an extra v because I can

>>17469964
>being this triggered

Go back to your >>>/pol/ hugbox

>>17470133
>right wingers r dhe reel triggerds!!!1

lol butthurt faggot go back to your reddit hugbox

>>17470135
I can't even imagine how retarded you must be in real life.

So I've been thinking for a while and I've found a cool nickname that'll work for every car in existence.

The nickname is Car. Now fuck off faggot OP.

>>17470133
>he said Nigger so he MUST go on /pol/

When will this dumb shit end? Nigger has always been a frequent word on this website aswell as casual racism.

>>17469219
Lel her eyes are fucked bro.

>>17470176

>>>/rules/global/3

>>17470248
Nigger do you think anyone gives a fuck about the rules.

>>17470259

E G D Y
G
D
Y

vw golf = parts car

lancer = what car is this?

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>>17470272
*teleports behind you*

We'll see how edgy I am


After my katana


Edges your heart out

>>17470287

Sorry anon, I don't play D&D.

>>17470292
gay.

>>17469665
Alternate cute names are a poor choice if other people don't recognize or use them. That is the case when the alt name sounds silly or doesn't have an obvious relationship to the object.

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>>17470072
>My car is Revvy
Sounds insane

>>17469236
fpbp
>>17469219
I used to call miatas miats but sounds too much like fiat so I just use chassis codes.
NA=nah, rest pronounced like initials.

>>17469219

>confederate
>would still smash

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>>17469219
>cool nicknames for cars

>>17473041
What do you think confederates did in their free, time?

Hell it took an hour to pull the clothes off white Antebellum bitches, whereas your fucking house slave had maybe a blouse and nothing else on underneath?

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>>17470072