>Range Rover Evoque is a shit car that can't offroa.

>off roading expensive European SUV's

Nobody ever fucking does this

>>17462305
Surprised it didn't break down
Give it a few years, something expensive will break after warranty

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>>17462314

>not offroading in a FUCKING LAND ROVER
>one of THE most iconic off road brands

Nigger you fucking what?

Focus with a body kit

>>17462346
>40+ year old shitbox landrover
>expensive

>>17462305

Are the old land rovers actually good 4x4 or offroading?

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>>17462925
There are less stylish ways of getting stuck.
Some of which are superior.
pic unrelated.

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>>17462925

Yes, old land rovers are better than new ones.

If you want a new one offering best offroading, buy Jeep or G-class

>>17462966
Completely wrong. All the computers on new land rovers are dedicated to off road performance. Just because they don't look like they belong in the wilderness doesn't mean they can't dominate it.

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>>17463034
Anything without a body on chassis was never intended to do anything other than get you out of a muddy paddock.
Live with it.

>>17463052

Tell that to the Porsche 959

>>17462314
Lol. The Range Rover puts everything else to shame

>>17462966
Range Rovers are the best off-road performing SUV ago today. Jeeps are cheap trash and Mercs are just not as good.

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don't talk to americans OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks2Axc9ZGEM

this is what they're thinking of when they say "off roading"

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>>17463069
A mighty fine car that is although the OP did rather suggest the subject of Land Rovers.

>>17462305
>synthetic """offroad""" course

take it to moab or billy bo bob's backyard and watch it die

>>17462305
Assblasted ameritard children trolling again. Land Rover is, next to toyota, the best SUV brand. The only good ones actually.

Make sure to put "sage" in the options field if you must reply to this bait.

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>>17463088
Lets off road ;)

Let's ask someone who has likely racked up more off road miles than anyone on earth

https://turtleexpedition.com/vehicles/turtle-i-2/
>Two years later, the Rover six was swapped for a Chevy 250 six, and the Land Rover again got better.
>Every time we replaced a Land Rover part with an American part, the truck got more reliable.

Land Rovers/Range Rovers have always been and always will be absolute junk.

>>17463117
>https://turtleexpedition.com/vehicles/turtle-i-2/
The retard bought a Landrover with a six ?

Enough said.

>>17462368

Not in the UK provided you don't get a super old one, ex-army lightweights are the way to go

>>17463082

>Range Rovers are the best off-road performing SUV ago today.

it is just meme. Land Rover is just for shopping mall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEWQMWSNW8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5nPt6cHIe8


>Mercs are just not as good.

Hi Land Rover shill

>>17462305
>official Land Rover YouTube channel

I'm sure this was a fair appraisal of the Evoque's off road capabilities, and not a biased advertisement in any way.

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Rolls Royce Corniche Coupé in the Dakar rally.

>>17463034

Lockers > Computers

The only downside to lockers is that you actually have to think about locking and unlocking them which some women seem to have issues with. Which is why computers are more popular seeing as you don't have to think about it. Just fork out the wads of cash to purchase it and fork out some more if the vehicle ever actually sees any action.

Computers just go fucking haywire in the tropics. Even the most rudimentary electrical components start failing as soon as the vehicle arrives here.

>>17463295

that merc is on mickey thompson baja claws which are one of the best offroading tires you can get. meanwhile that disco looks like it's on bald tsl's

>>17463078
>>17463082
>>17463098
SCORE Class 3 race results for the last 50 years
>land rover not found
>range rover not found

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>>17463052
Objectively wrong

Land Rover Defenders were aimed at Scottish, English, and Welsh farmers not enthusiast off-roaders.

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>>17465468

BTFO

>>17465534
The former get dirty for a living, the latter get dirty for fun. If anything, offroad enthusiasts are softer than farmers.

>>17465468
Ahh yes great measurement there m8

Landrover don't care about shiitty yank races

>>17463775

oh it is all about the tire?

then land rover is no better than g-class and jeep. they just have the off-road ability.

>>17465550

Americans always think that their sports make them better at things.

There is a reason why the G-Wagon, Landcruiser 70 and Defenders are used by the military, mines and NGO's yet you'd hardly find an American vehicle outside of America unless there are tons of Americans in that area.

>>17463198
Decent defenders are like 10 grand, the cheap ones are all mid 90s lumps with 300K on the clock and an overheating 300tdi

>>17465550
>driving across a grass field in the English countryside 300ft from a highway is the ultimate measure of an offroad vehicle

>>17465725
>There is a reason why the G-Wagon, Landcruiser 70 and Defenders are used by the military,
Yes, it's almost as if some countries use domestically produced vehicles for their own military, police, and other taxpayer funded ventures. Crazy!

>>17462305
try that shit on the rubicon trail
>get werked