sup guys
so I have huge genitals. what car should I get? a huge truck, or a ferrari..
also, I like loud cars to let people know Im important.
my budget is 51k, ive saved 8 years with my 30k salary.
Gonna need some proof
>>17453357
corvette. a million times, corvette
$3k civic
>>17453365
take my word ;)
>>17453369
no i cannot get anything less than 19k. anything less is an insult to me genitals
Infiniti Q60
>>17453357
>so I have huge genitals.
>a huge truck
Hi Dicklet
>>17453365
I agree
>>17453357
Base model v6 f150 with $15k in visual mods.
>>17453403
something like this.. how much would this impact my dicksize?
I heard of the every inch lift is approached with a .5 cm dick size decrease, is there any truth to this variable effect? if I put evergreen airfreshener would this help?
>>17453406
too little torque, and i want a diesel so I can smoke bikers on the side of the road..
I want to give them cancer everytime i pass
>>17453403
my dick is huge, alright. why dont you believe me?
im also 6'4
>>17453415
why not give us a link to see your "huge" dick pics
>>17453383
Airtight, how about 5 $3k civics and a 1 $4k accord
>>17453357
Do you own a lot of Jean shorts? Assuming you do, I really think
>>17453367
Is on to something
>>17453490
because my cock shots are private only, you can buy them for 5 gud boi bux.
LJHBRWFR212o341NDEQIWEUFN is my internet wallet
>>17453415
Lemme guess, you're also blond with blue eyes?
Stop larping lmao
>>17453505
give me a sample first daddy
>>17453357
>my budget is 51k
not getting a Ferrari
>>17453383
A $35k civic, then.
The best part about this thread is trying to figure out who's just pretending to be retarded and who's actually retarded.
>>17453632
Ferrari Mondial T
>>17454059
Wait... We're pretending?
By a H2R it is indeed the dick and the balls.
> Shit tier bait
people still reply
>>17453357
BMW M550i
>>17453357
Audi R8
Spend the rest budget for performance like buying a twin turbo and superchargers
I have an 8 inches and I drive an 86.
Don't care what people say about the meme car, have a big dick
>>17454628
which meme car the ae or gt?
>>17453357
If you have huge genitals, you need a tiny car. Then you can make it loud. I recommend a two-stroke trabant with straight pipes or no pipes at all. Alternatively, just get a fiat 500 abarth and pull the fartcan off it.
You're welcome.
get a new cadillac the ct6 or cts other luxury cars have feminine lines
>>17454084
>Ferrari Mondial T
>2+2
never ever
>>17453357
when all else fails, just get an older mercedes and keep it spotless
>>17453357
MX-5 to attract boipucci
>>17453357
obviously a red miata, otherwise your genitals will shrink