Will cumming in my fuel tank increase my performance? Are there

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>>17447713
did your car look at you in a sexy way?

Realistically speaking, your fuel filter would catch most of the spunk. Anything that makes it through would be burnt up.

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>>17447713
Only if you have a cummins engine

>>17447937
that setup is begging for one of those little subaru hood scoop intercoolers to be shoved in there.

Itd dissolve and become solution with your entire fuel tank.

is this what you wanted? Youll literally inject sperm into your combustion chambers

OP is a fucking moron. you dont cum in the gas tank, you cum in the tail pipe

>>17447713
Do you plan to fuck the gas tank or something? You dick may get caught.

>>17448792
>Anal instead of sending your seed to the combustion chambers deep within

I bet you drive a miata

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>he's car doesn't come with a dick to back into

>>17448967
Control yourself dickb/o/ys, but what sensors are located at the tip of said phallus?

>>17448979
Maybe it senses air speed. Maybe it directs airflow in some weird way for more down force. Maybe it's a cumtube.

Hope your car is on the pill lol

>>17447713
what do you think seafoam is?

>>17450605
will expanding foam work the same?

>>17450605
Woah

>>17447713
Cummins diesels can actually use it as fuel

Depends on your sperm count

My dad is an architect and he had to remodel a hotel once. One of the specced changes was wider diameter piping for the bathtub drains because they kept getting clogged by accumulated jizz from people fucking in the bath. Because of the protien content, sperm/ejaculate becomes solid, sticky and stringy when heated above body temp (like in a hot bath) so injecting it into your engine to burn would probably be bad news, but it depends on whether it would be completely vaporized in the explosion or just cooked. In any case I bet it would clog injectors or a carb.