I fucked up big time and financed a 2016 lancer SEL. I hate it.

>>17429622
Either burn it or run run into water.

>>17429622
Cash it and make a claim.
Accept the hike in insurance but buy a car you actually want next time without getting railed on the dealership floor, you cuck

>>17429622
you can't get rid of it, you're stuck with your poor decision for life

>>17429622
See if you can get a Camaro driver buttmad enough to run you into a semi and off the road. Then it's his fault and the insurance company will total it for you.

Drive slowly through a crowd of protestors.

>>17429667
>implying a camaro driver would be driving slow enough for that to work

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>>17429622
>So whats the best way to get rid of it other then surrender it to the bank?
Realistic/autistic answer: park it outside the next time there's a particularly bad hail storm in your area.

I live in West Texas and the last time we had a real bad hailstorm there were insurancecucks coming from all over to set up "hail damage appraisal tents" where basically everyone with a 1-2 year old financed shitbox came and said "eh I got some hail damage esse where's my check"

My mom had a coworker whose son got a 5-figure check cut for the hail damage on his Dodge Dart shitbox that he had recently purchased

>tl;dr: you better pray for some hail, little nigga

>>17429622

You just paid a lot of money for a life lesson. Hopefully the newfound knowledge isn't lost on you.

Your options:

1) Keep it, run it into the ground. It's a perfectly viable econobox and I assume it has a warranty. It will get decent MPG and can be used as a DD. People drive much worse shit than a near-new Lancer.

2) Sell it privately, pay off the difference between your loan and sale amount out of pocket, and go buy a new car.

3) Trade it in to a dealership for something else and roll over any remaining debt into the new car payment

These suggestions are ranked best to worst, but we both know you won't pick the best option.

>>17429693
>all wheel control

wow, so you can control them all? so when you hit the brakes its not just 2 of the wheel, neat

>>17429622
>weld the doors shut
>climb in through the window
>roll up all the windows
>drive the car into a swimming pool

>>17429654
Pretty much this.

You're doomed, OP.