>be me >supreme gentlemen >get laid every day >respect

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>be me
>supreme gentlemen
>get laid every day
>respect women
>have bmw
>m3, e46 pic related
>go shopping
>wear 3 piece suit where ever I go
>impress everyone i see
>constantly licking my lips
>make fierce eye contact with milfs
>eye fuck everyone I see
>walk with swagger
>get into my bmw m3 e46
>call my mom, remind her why the bmw m3 e46 is the best car in the world
>go home
>nothing but boxers
>puke because youre hungover and have stomach acid
>remind yourself youre a bmw m3 e46 driver
>go to the bathroom completely nude to post on /o/
>slightly aroused by the smell of your farts
>"everyone likes their own flavor"
>remind myself the importance of staying fresh
>remind myself I can deal
>whip out emergency black ice
>poop
>administer black ice directly into nostrils
>walk back into room
>forget its a friday night because of bmw m3 e46
>go to sleep grasping nothing but your blanket and bmw m3 e46 hopes and dreams
>wake up
>immediately drive to work. then park
>open hood in parking lot.
>spend 30 minutes looking at engine
>co-worker pass, lookig in jelousssy
>grin, ferociously.

>succeed
>repeat

lets be honest, guys. only chads drive bmw m3 e46's