Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet /o/? >3x

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fpbp

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>>17420719
>this thread again

I only buy cars with pop up headlights.

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>>17420729
LOL BUTTHURT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!

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lol

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forgot to post this one too

>>17420719
Speed doesn't mean shit when you can stop the car fast enough to prevent your head from becoming a cherry cobbler, turn fast enough to make a corner, or even drift because the car handling is shit. Also, the grip is absolute shit. Personally I don't like the new GTR and would rather have my GTR R34, main, but unfortunately I wasn't able to bring it into the US with me and it is on hold back in Japan with a friend who owns a garage (he doesn't have the keys so he doesn't drive it. He wouldn't do it anyways) I don't really like the GTR because the GTR is performance out of the box so it should pretty much only be manual, although the new GTR is a semi auto instead. The GTR is a tuner though so you can service the shit easier and also mod it easier (it's called a tuner for a reason). I don't like supercars anyways, I'd rather have my own performance cars like my ae86 or supra that are unique to me, because I modded them (almost no cosmetics, all internal). I bet you my GTR R34 at home would kick your corvettes ass across the sand pit at the track and still be going.

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>>17420784

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Corvettes are just too good to be street legal. We need to keep this secret to ourselves bro. Let everyone else beat off to their Type R's; we are the master race.

>>17420719
because it is a faultly engineered failure with a whole lot of plastic bits that doesn't even touch the competition and is only bought by boomers who write of the taxes which you and i pay for, it's a bubble, fuck the c7 corvette.

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>>17420761

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>>17420719
I really WANT to like it.
The front is nice.
The side is nice.
The inside is nice for the first time in the last 60 years....
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AT THE BACK?
Are they at least functional or is this plastic shit that just looks like a vent?
Why is it all droopy like this? What the fuck were they thinking?

>>17420795
I said my
>GTR R34
which isn't
>LEGAL
in the
>UNITED STATES
yet
If I still live here in 2025 I'll get it imported, because then it will be legal

>>17420812
That is what bothers you? wow man get some help.

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>>17420812
>what were they thinking
they weren't

>>17420719
I haven't turned 50 yet.

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>>17420820
Get help? No ill just get a different fucking car.
Why have that rear end when you can have this?
Its hard enough to find a respectable American car, then they go and put that stupid shit on it.

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>>17420813

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>>17420849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp6d0rBik10

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Because it can't beat a car with two Focus engines or a Punto

>>17420923
They made an episode of black mirror based off this picture

>>17420923
those are some thicc mamas

>>17420877
>4wd vs fwd
Actually, the Nissan skyline gtr r34 v-spec II actually had a top speed of 170 mph stock, as opposed to the 112 that is stated in the graph.

>>17420719
please, Alphonse

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>>17420725

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>>17420795

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>>17420800
delusional

>>17421120
lol

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>>17420877

>>17421143
I would like to have a z-tune gtr r34, but there's only 20 of the fuckers

>>17421185
ask nismo to build you a clubman r34, it's better than the z-tune

you can match the z-tune's performance with a couple of mods tho

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>>17421198
wtf my image

>>17421198
My gtr r34 v-spec II back in japan is better than a z-tune, but collectors though. Personally it's the only car I could see myself owning just for the sake of owning. My v-spec II goes 200 mph (modded to hell), but it's not legal here in the US, and I'm not sure if and when I'm going back. If I'm not going back, then in 2025 I can have it imported and probably kill a family of four [spoiler]ricers[/spoiler].

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>>17421232
>punished anon; a man denied of his skyline

I am sorry to hear mang, hopefully times goes by quick and you can reunite with it

>>17421242
Oh you know it, I'm probably gonna get deported with that thing, if they deport me, they'd better deport the skyline too. I'm not actually entirely sure on the top speed, but it goes past the 170 mark about what looks around 30 mph. It might actually go faster but I'm converting kmh to mph in my, it might actually go maybe around 250 mph for all I know. It's top speed is 400 kmh