How do I stop myself from splooging in my pants when I see sexy

just roll with it. or wear latex underwear

>>17416535
I'd like to be able to roll with it, but I also like to go commando most of the time (it's hot as hell down here) so that can end badly. Latex underwear is a bad idea as well due to the heat.

Buy a Fiero with a body kit, desensitize yourself to the aesthetic

>>17416627
I don't think that would work out, because then I'd just be constantly nutting everywhere

It's simple: get better taste in cars.

>>17416682
But then I'll just splooge myself over those "better taste" cars instead.

>>17416682
Lol, you might want to take your own advice, m8. Bet you think a miata's cool.

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just don't

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>>17416788
miatas are cheaper, more practical, and way more fun to drive than a Lamborghini Countach

source: I have driven a Countach

>>17416853
The Miata is nice enough, but it doesn't have the same look and feel of a Countach. It just doesn't do it for me. The AW11 is in a similar price range and it's a whole lot more to my liking.

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countach so goooood

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>>17416946
hurrican taillights

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>>17416949

>>17416930
no shit it doesnt have the same look and feel.

Lamborghini vs Mazda

that being said I enjoyed driving the Miata way more.

>>17416952
>>17416949
>>17416946
op here, thank you for posting these I have new material for the spank bank

>>17416949
aaaand now I'm hard too

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ITT /mlp/ level cringeposting

>>17416532
well if you find that sexy you should first sit down and think about where you went wrong in life

Im sure once you figure that out your other problem will be solved as well

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Am I the only one who thinks that countach looks like it was designed by 10 year old? Testarossa is where its at....

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>>17418980
Slightly less ugly than the Diablo.

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>>17416532
Pic related

>>17418980
Ferrari is the patrician's choice.

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>tfw no turbo countach

>>17422916
this is good too thank you :)

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>>17423254
Lmao what about 60.

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>>17416532
>countach
Plebs, all of you.

>>17423357
I like this one as well :)

>>17416949
>wide bodykit on an already super wide car
what

>>17423377
T H I C C

>>17418980
Mah boi

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>>17416532
I think the countach, especially the QV looks like a kit car tier tasteless mess.

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>>17423658

>>17423658
that twingo's gone rabid!

>>17416946
>That teeny tiny rear window

>>17423658
who owns thsi twongir

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You guys need to invest some time reading a certain manga.

http://www.mangareader.net/countach/1

>>17424735
Boku no countach

>>17424735
what the fuck the cliffhanger is killing me

>>17426159
I don't know how often the pages are updated, but the last time I read this, in 2014, it was at the Dino chapter; the flashback chapter is new.