>wake up in commiefornia and put on my mandatory highly reflective

>>17413225
I hope you're not trying to have a writing career.

>>17413227
your*

>>17413227
>>17413231
>not using the proper gender appropriate possessive pronoun "zer"

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>>17413225

>still has the hottest women, best weather, and highest concentration of enthusiasts
Feels good to not be flyover

>>17413225
Move to Nevada then

>>17413227
Shut up Ethan you fucking scrub. You're the moron who thinks a modern BMW is more reliable than a Toyota

>>17413257
>possessive
>claiming ownership
das racis

>>17413225
>wake up in flyover shithole next to sister
>go on potato of a computer
>see posts from superior Californians
>call them all backward liberals because I'm too stupid to think of any real insults
>get in rusty coal rolling truck and drive off on only straight roads

>>17413225
As someone who lives here, its not as bad as everyone makes out to be, at least in northen Cali, cant speak for socal, although I had family from up here tell me LA is a shit hole. Which i don't doubt for a minute.

>>17413299
>500 billion dollar spending increase
>Take in 80 billion in taxes
wew lad

Bay area is alright. Overrated as fuck though. Overpriced. I'm getting out of here at the end of January.

>>17413515
>>17413299
Never move to the Los Angeles area. I've lived here my whole life just stay away from here it's shit and filled with shitty people.

>>17413515
>>17413533
The valley is okay

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>>17413225
>be reddingfag
>wake up in commiefornia
>walk outside with my acrylic bong full of water
>put in cupholder
>420blazeit on sick mining/logging touges
>hit a bear, car is kill

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>>17413515
>bay area
>didn't call it norcal
you're all right

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>>17413515
>overrated as fuck

Wroung.

>>17413274
>blondes with big breasts
>hottest women
If you're a fag maybe

>best weather
>hot all the fucking time
How's life in little mexico?
>Enthusiasts
Are a bunch of dweebs.

>>17413515
Bay area has the underrated backroads

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>>17414834
Where are you from anon?

>>17413515
>>17414808
>>17414861
Not overrated when it literally has some of the best toughs/scenic roads in the entire country and access to FOUR TRACKS nearby.

Motorcycles don't require smog
Riding weather year round 365 days/year
Get to avoid traffic by legally splitting lanes
VIP parking for motorcycles at most locations

>>17414834
>thinking there are only blondes with fake breasts in California
>warm every single day
>best car culture in the US

mate I dont even live in California, I live in Connecticut.

Where does your jealous flyover ass live?

Having never been to the US,
Washington state sounds the most comfy to me
Legal weed
Vast forests
and a state that gives birth to Grunge must have done something right

>>17413297
>end up spending 13 hours in the coal mines like a real man

>>17415016
if youre ok with rain as its constantly raining there

>wake up in south florida
>beautiful sunny day like the other 364 days
>decide to take car out for a spin
>doesn't meet emissions at all
>fucking race slicks
>can deafen faggots up to 8 blocks away
>race my mates on the highway instead of going to one of the many incredible racetracks nearby
>get encouraged by the policeman
>he gives a thumbs-up to the winner
>go home
>see stunt bikers popping wheelies
>wheelies scare geezer
>worthless geezer drives into tree & dies
>police applauding

feels good to live in an uncucked state

>inb4 flyover faggots & libcucks from commiefornia get assmad
>inb4 stupid niggers assume that since north florida is rednecks, all of florida is rednecks

>>17415037
I love rain. In fact, making high quality audio recordings of rain is one of the my hobbies

>>17413600
Poor, uneducated, rampant crime, miserable as fuck to live in. May as well move to a Republican state.

>>17413533
>it's shit and filled with shitty people
So your dream of becoming a movie star didn't work out.
Can you just get over it?

>>17415042
>get taken out by sudden sideways rain
>suffocate and die from syphilis and humidity
>no semblance of curves if you live inland

>>17415072
>get shot by a cartel member

>>17414834
lol what the fuck.
You clearly don't know much about California.
It sucks for a lot of reasons, but everything you just said was wrong.
t. lived here for 17 years

>>17415042
ayyyyyyyyyyyy south florida masterrace

>>17415119
You sound like you lived somewhere similar to Palm Springs p.s. I'm Mexican but please fellow Mexicans move somewhere like yucca valley and over populate there cathedral city and Palm Springs is full of them as it is

>>17415042
Bay area here to confirm.
>the better bay area

>>17415072
>>17415092
>visit racetrack for curves
>street race too because there's no consequences
>humidity only affects swamp-dwelling, inbred, rednecks
>be white & never get shot

daily reminder commiefornians are so fucking autistic they willingly bought houses near laguna seca, A LITERAL FUCKING RACETRACK, and complained about the noise

>>17415143
nope, OC fag.
My biggest problem is it's way too fucking expensive here.

>>17415156
How much for rent?

>>17415152
And yet Laguna Seca is still there.

>>17415172
Mine is like $1100 right now.

>>17415177
>we need to make racecars restrict their exhaust flow because the dumb faggots nearby are too stupid to buy a house anywhere else

>>17415189
Shit that's not much different from Dhs and Palm Springs I hate the mayor from my town he's a fucking faggot trying to make it look like Palm Springs what a waste of tax money. I live in DHS for rent for a decent house with 3 bedrooms and 2 bedrooms and a decent sized house is around 1,500 a month my friend I would only see you moving here if you're paying that much for a really shitty house

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>>17415042
must be SO fun driving on these straight roads.

fucking idiot.

>>17415058
Well shit, you got me there. But there's some good parts in it

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>wake up in best state
>soak up 120 degrees of freedom

CARB(California Air Resource Board) is going to ban the sale of new ICE cars by 2030. Californians will have to buy their cars out of state. Unless California bans that too. Which they probably will. Of course by 2030, it will be completely mexican and the economy crashed. As all the major businesses moved to a cheaper state to operate in.

>>17413533
What have you heard about Santa Barbara? I'm moving there from the east coast in a month. Y'all can't possibly be worse than new jersians

>>17415042
>wake up in south florida
>thankfully the temperature has dropped to 90 through the night, now the 98% humidity will feel nicer
>the state is still covered in straight roads
>it's still full of geriatics
>everyone else is a horrid driver as well
>the mosquitos and alligators are still trying to eat you

>>17413225
I wish commiefornia didn't suck so much, maybe the fags that lived there would stop moving to Texas and ruining everything.

>>17415518
Maybe both you fags should stop moving to colorado. Fuck off we're full.

>>17415528
Wasn't planning on it, I like my 90s nipboxes being rust free

>>17413225
>plastuc cup is banned because it contains material that is linked to cancer

>>17415543
REEEE FUCKING NANNY STATE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO UNKNOWINGLY GET CANCER THANKS TO GREEDY CORPORATIONS IF I SO DESIRE

>>17415548
i remember parafin wax paper cups back in the 80s and early 90s. you had maybe an hour or two tops, before the bottom soaked through and the cup started falling part. which normally isn't a problem. except when you are on a long car trip.

modern paper cups are lined with plastic.

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I wish the bay area would fuck off and become it's own state.

Central NC masterrace.
2 hours from beach, 2 hours from mountains (and blue ridge parkway). Lots of vacation homes and visitors, lots of locals with hospitality. Nice car/bike scenes closer to big cities like Charlotte or Greensboro and what was that last thing? Oh yeah NO RUST. Fuck commiefornia, we're like them but not pretentious faggots living above their means. Come on in y'all.

>>17415548
You're fucking retarded

Commiefornia has the most stupid regulation based on those stickers. If you buy a couch that came from commiefornia you'll probably see a sticker like that on it not because the couch was made with carcinogenic chemicals but because the forklift that moved the couch merely MAY have been involved with moving chemicals that COULD be carcinogenic. Its this huge regulation that basically plants anything from a warehouse or distributor with this dumb fucking sticker because of "Mights" and "Could Haves"

>>17415454
I doubt california will be able to avoid bankrupting itself before then. Probably won't make it past 2025, especially after single payer healthcare goes into effect.

>>17415454
I really doubt that'll happen. ICE will probably hang on as legacy technology. I can totally see this having a chilling effect on minorities "THATS RACISS BCUZ I CANT AFFORD ELECTRIC CAR"

>>17416140
>SoCal
>better than anything
California, the United States, and the world would be a better place if the LA basin sank into the sea

>>17413225

>Water

Look troll, everyone knows you ARE NOT allowed to have water for personal use. Its too rare for such waste.

>>17415042
nigger confirmed

>>17413278

LeMans

>>17414834
I can find any subculture of hot chicks in my area.
>Blondes with big tits
>Not hot
Weaboo trap loving faggot spotted

>Hot all the time
Yeah nah. Always sunny all year . You might be vitamin d deficient tho cause you seem like a beta fag with low test

>>17413274

The collective IQ of Florida is 80, though, so there's the tradeoff

>>17416219
You're delusional if you think electric cars will become mainstream.

Protip: the materials required for electric car batteries are not finite.

Quit sucking that Tesla cuck. Perhaps by 2030, Tesla will go bankrupt.

>Wake up in the great state of Texas in king size bed.
>Put on cowboy boots, hat, jeans, buckle, strap on 1911.
>Walk out of 2000sqft home on 72 acre ranch.
>greet the cattle as I climb in my truck.
>turn on some country as the straight piped big block roars to life.
>Do 90 down 75mph highways as I go for a vacation in the mountains 8 hours away.
>Do 90 again for 12 hours to the beach.
>Don't worry about my 8mpg cause gas is cheap and my land has oil.
>never have to leave this great state.

>>17416503
>not a Cali king
lmao get cucked

>>17416484
>I have zero reading comprehension

>>17416503
>walk outside
>get burnt to a crisp

>>17416540
Waited 5 minutes, went through 7 seasons.

>>17416518
Don't need that comifornia crap...! I got the TexasKing!

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>>17415042
this entire post is truth

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>wake up in the government sponsored vacation hot spot tennessee
>hear gunshots
>cant tell if its the ghetto or the neighbor shooting deer
>put on my pressurized A/C suit to breathe, I would otherwise die trying to breathe the pure water atmosphere
>be the only person left in the state with a license
>pass hundreds of unmarked police cars on the way to work
>hear on radio niggers burned my house down because I had an american flag
>insurance declares it a total loss and gives me a dime for compensation
>buy my property back, the neighbor's property, and every property within 5 miles
>thank based insurance policy
>driving home
>wave at officers
>get pulled over
>officer plants a case of beer in my car
>arrested for drunk driving
>license expunged
>nothing but unmarked cars on the roads
>buy tank for a whole god damn dollar
>start running over police cars
>doesnt upset anyone
>go to the media
>feds enraged I had an entire dollar to spend
>IRS shows up at my door with fake papers
>bribe the IRS for 30 cents
>spend the remainder of my life savings on a new house
>live in a trailer on 340 acres
>drive a tank to work every day
>based Tennessee

>>17415216
Here in PDX 1500 will get you a studio apartment

Only good thing is the craft beer

It's a great irony that commiefornia is the only state where you can legally lane split on a motorcycle. You'd think it would be legal everywhere but CA.

>>17415488
Santa Barbara is one of 2 good towns left in California. The other is San Luis Obispo.

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>>17415274
yeahhhhh boiiiiiiiiiiiii rust free for life

According to 2015 US Census Bureau estimates, California's population was 72.9% White, 6.5% Black or African American, 14.7% Asian, 1.7% Native Americans, 0.5% Pacific Islander and 3.8% from two or more races.

>>17413227
rape another girl ethan

>>17417076
The cops wouldn't be able to catch us if it was illegal with all the traffic. So they save themselves from embarrassment and keep it legal.

>>17416303
That is true, but it also goes for San Francisco as well. LA and Riverside are shitholes, but Orange County and San Diego are mostly alright though.

>>17417091
Ya slo is slo Angeles now that the no growth city council is gone. It's only nice if your a delusional Cal poly student coming from a fly over state. The beach is full of valley Mexicans having gang fights. Santa Barbara is full of bums living in motorhomes on the beach taking up all the parking spots. Plus mexicans, both towns are filled with LA people now.

>>17413225
>Wake up in America
>Shoulder my brace
>Get arrested for having an SBR and go to prison for ten years
how do we fix this shit

>>17417153
That includes white Hispanics it's around 30% actual white people. No single racial or ethnic group forms a majority of California's population, making the state a minority-majority state. Hispanics (of any race) are the largest single ethnic group in the state. As of 2015, California has the largest minority population in the United States. Non-Hispanic whites decreased from about 76.3 - 78% of the state's population in 1970[16] to 38.0% in 2015.

>>17416303
>>17416140
San Diegan here, it's pretty okay depending what town your in, obviously hillcrest is a lot more liberal than say poway or miramar where the airbase is but most people here are pretty lax and not niggers until you go to east county or chula vista.

>>17415146
as far as I'm concerned, the better bay area is the only bay area

and we're still technically on the west coast B)
>suncoast best coast

>>17413225
Nigger plastic cups are literally cancerous and there is broken glass in every shitty neighborhood here.

>do me a favor and don't come to my state, way too many dipshits aleady.

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>>17414861

We literally have some of the best driving roads in the world

>>17416303
La is not for the weak or meek.
Like this guy. >>17417751
You can tell because the oc and sd fags are always sheltered mommas boys.

>>17419156

Amazing road bro, looks so cool. Like, two, maybe three gentle curves. Amazing.

The real reason California is undesirable if your not 4th plus generation here is we have the nations highest poverty rate. It helps to be born into a well off family with land holdings in prop 13 tax group.

>>17419166

Are you so fucking stupid you assume one picture is the entire road?

>>17419178
Yes

Central coast here I can go surfing and snowboarding in the same day. infact I'm heading up this weekend to do some split boarding they just opened some of the Sierra passes up still 40' snow up there. All the rivers in the valley are flowing even Bakersfield looks nice when it has a river running through it.

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>>17419189

lol

>>17419175
>if your not 4th plus generation
Oh bullshit.
I came to LA 20 years ago, with no family or "land holdings".
>waaah everyone here is movie stars or broke

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Orange County is OK
The girls are vapid tho desu senpai

>>17419209
Must suck to be paying 15k a year in property tax when my million dollar house next door pays $2500. Anyone who buys a house now is a complete moron. But hey just keep raising the value of my land.

>>17419209
yep everyone here is broke if your counting the majority of people. California has the highest poverty rate in the USA. http://www.laweekly.com/news/california-is-americas-poverty-state-7380756

>>17416699
always nice to see a fellow Memphian

>>17413225
I don't see the issue

>>17419209
Only 20 years ya your the California expert. Too bad you never saw the state back when it was good.

>>17419317
>paying 15k instead of $2500
Why would I ever consider paying more?

>Only 20 years
It's enough time to know that it's not "undesirable unless your 4th generation".
But hey, keep bitching about it.
There are too many jackasses like yourself here already, and this helps.

>>17419426
If you bought a house after the 70s your not on prop 13 tax rate so your property taxes go up as the value of the houses around you. imagine you bought a house 20 years ago at the beach for 150k yes that's how much a house cost only 20 years ago then imagine how expensive your taxes are now that it's valued at 950k. So unless your living in the valley your property tax did increase. ya I could go to Fresno and buy a house for $40k but who wants to live in Fresno. But hey at least I could brag to middle state people I live in CA.

>>17419426
Those who have owned their homes for a while, easily see the value of Proposition 13. Many of us remember that before Proposition 13 the average property tax rate in California was three percent of assessed value and there was no limit on annual increases.

In those days, if a house on your block sold for much more than you paid for your house, you shuddered in fear when you received your next property tax bill. Chances are, your new taxes would be based on what your new neighbor was willing to pay for his home. Things got so bad in the late 1970s that people were actually losing their homes because of uncontrolled tax increases.

Thanks to Howard Jarvis, Paul Gann and Proposition 13, the assessment rate is now only one percent for all California property and annual tax increases are limited to no more than two percent. When property is sold it is then reassessed at market value, but the rate remains at one percent and the new owner is then protected by the two percent cap on annual increases.

However, to a new neighbor who is from out of state, or new to the housing market, Proposition 13 may still be a mystery.

>>17415042
You forgot the best part
>Import any car
>Register it no problem

>>17419426
I'm just trying to describe to you as a new resident carpet bagger how difficult you have it compared to me. You have to pay more to become established here and are taxed at a higer rate then me. Everyone who was born here has life on easy mode if their family was well established so we have the free time to actually enjoy the good parts of California. We let the dreamers come here to serve us coffee and do all the labor, slave away all week then fight for parking at the beach every weekend while I sit on my front porch and laugh.

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>>17419596
>how difficult you have it compared to me
Sure thing, pal.

>>17419603
Not having a beach house in Hermosa Beach, not having a cabin at mammoth, not having a ranch in Cambria, not having a farm in the valley. Not having priority water rights. Ya it's rough in CA for me.

>>17419617
>beach house in Hermosa Beach
>ranch in Cambria
>cabin at mammoth
>farm in the valley
>priority water rights
You forgot to tell us about your spaceship.
And your Lambo.

>>17419630
Doesn't everyone in California have this? If not why are you living here? I thought this was normal.

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>>17419596
>doesn't have a grow in Weed
pleb

Our ranch land is under the Williams act so no taxes. Some we converted to conservation easement so no taxes. We sell our water right that we don't use from our farm in the valley. The other houses have been in the family sense the 50's. It must suck to just be moving here and not know I mean like working paycheck to paycheck to afford the $3000 a month rent I rent one of my shacks out for.

>>17415226
I see a hill and slight curve, so that's more than Kansas has to offer.

>>17419636
>Doesn't everyone in California have this?
A compulsive urge to lie to others about their possessions and (lack of) accomplishments?
I find it's mostly confined to the larpers on these boards.

>>17419103
Orange County is pretty good as well. IIRC we usually go red when elections roll around but not this last time.
Plus our cops are almost Brazil status on the homeless, which is nice.

>>17419656
I'm not going to risk growing that on my land it's still federally illegal and some of the non farmable mountainous portions of our ranch we lease to the national forest so we do have to pay rual fire prevention fees. plus I don't need a get rich quick scheme Im doing OK nor would I waste money on a lambo unless it was a investment. I drive a beat up pickup just because we are well established doesn't make me rich but we get by.

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>>17419660
>williams act has nothing to do with property taxes
>claims water rights, doesn't know about monitoring device requirements
cool story bro

>>17419672
It's true I haven't accomplished much of value to society. Though I have enough personal acheavement to keep me sitisfied. I was simply stating my viewpoint of California and trying to show the differences between someone moving here to make it and how people whose family already made it over years and generations see things.

>>17419706
not every county has water monitoring some of our land has water meters on the Wells some don't. The Williams act pays us not to farm barley on our dry farming operations. like I said some of the land was converted to conservation easement and wildlife areas which is a tax break. It's really complicated the rules are ever changing but most of the properties have been on programs for years so we just renew them.

>>17419714
That's great, but it isn't as simple as you're making it sound.
Those who came earlier got fucked on some things, lucked out on others.
Just like those who came later.

>I was simply stating my viewpoint of California
You were simply stating how much better people like you have it.

>>17413533
actually im an LA native and i think this is the best place super chill environment if you're closer to the beach
>>17413600
and the valley is cool sometimes but tons of drugs and car crashes

>Wake up in Hawaii
>Squeeze out of my tiny bedroom that I rent for $2000/month in a house with 7 other people
>Walk 3/4 mile to my car since that was the closest street parking I could find last night
>Find window smashed and ignition destroyed by incompetent hot-wiring attempt
>Make enough ad-hoc repairs to get the car running, then sit in traffic for an hour to get to work
>Spend half an hour searching for street parking at work
>Finish work, find tires slashed for parking in someone else's "spot" on the street
>Sit in traffic for another hour
>Get hit by a 85 year-old Japanese woman
>Jap tells cops I was at fault
>Cop automatically assigns me the blame and cites me for being a white occupier of native lands
>Search for street parking for half an hour
>Can't wait to move back to the US mainland

>>17420133
bra move to Las Vegas with the rest of the Filipino s I mean Hawaiians.

>>17415528
>>17415533
How bad is rust there, really? Not currently planning on moving there, but I thought you guys didn't salt the roads.

bamp

>>17419165
What redeeming features does LA have that make it better than San Diego or Orange County? I'll wait.

>>17420153

kill yourself, chang

>>17420892
Proximity to Willow Springs

>>17420902
Or you could live in orange county and drive the extra 30-40 miles and not live in a complete shithole.

>>17414362
>premium outlets

>Walmart

el

oh

el

>>17420892
Well, the communities that make up LA actually look different from each other, rather than the cookie cutter shit you get in the OC.
Hey look! Another plaza with low hedges and a Souplantation/Panera/Coffee Bean!

>>17415042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIJ44ymzwyU&feature=youtu.be

>Floridian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""intellectuals"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>17415202
>[citation needed]

>>17420902
SF>LA for that and we have sears point as well

>>17419203
Oh that's that road that everyone is forced to crawl on at ~5mph because of all the fucking 6 wide groups of spandex squad cyclefags

>>17420935
I'll take that over niggers every day

>>17416214
>bankrupting itself
>gigantic tech companies which alone probably are worth more than the GDP of half the states in the US combined
>plus real estate
>and a major shipping destination
>and it's no longer rewarding the rich for being rich like the Republicans like to do

You're a fucking idiot.

>>17415042
I-is this for real? Don't say these things if they aren't true... Is Florida truly heaven on Earth?

>>17416484
>Perhaps by 2030, Tesla will go bankrupt
I'd love to see that crystal ball of yours.

>>17415518
Don't worry, we're more than happy to turn Texas into a blue state.

>>17420952
You have to choose?

>>17415042
That would be great if it weren't 100% humidity with endless mosquito attacks.

>>17413225
>plastic cup
>california
Uh we use reusable BPA free water bottles out here

>>17420963
you don't know how bad things are
>road maintenance budget gets used up on green car subsidies
>crony express sucking up the BART budget electrification never
>UC system prez caught embezzling millions, still has her job
>moonbeam refuses to permit new water holding systems because "muh environment" and then is surprised we run out of water when the population doubled while water reserves flat lined
>most cities outside of the southbay have massive unfunded pension programs, money to pay for them got eaten by low income housing subsidies
>state budget is balanced on a pinhead; if the tech boom ever slows down public employees would face paycuts
>southbay refusing to build new housing to cover increase in population causing increased wear on the decrepit highway system
>12ct per gal new tax on already largest gas tax to cover road maintenance because of lack of money
>highway 1 is still shut down near big sur due to winter storm damage

>>17420991
It's not that I'm worried about. You're clogging up our roads, traffic is worse and worse every day and 9 times out of 10 it's someone with California plates doing something stupid.

>>17416190
>we're like them but not pretentious faggots living above their means
>spends an entire post saying how great and better you are

>>17421038
Are you sure it's not confirmation bias?

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>>17413515
Central Coast best California. Bay area and LA are trash.

>>17421031
>citation needed
>citation needed
>citation needed
>water is only an issue to the farmers who insist that flooding their fields with water in the middle of the drought is the only way to irrigate crops
>citation needed
>citation needed, also it doesn't matter if the tech boom slows down when it's already huge, you also have those tech companies because high end universities are located here and so they're not moving anywhere soon
>that's a regional issue, not a California issue
>complains about shitty infrastructure then complains about road taxes. Make up your fucking mind. The reason they raised taxes is because they need to have them match inflation
>California sucks because of Mother Nature. But I'm sure it's easy to clear a road when it's buried under 40 feet of dirt

>>17421031
Your a cuck if you cannot get up highway 1 just move the cones lit of the way and take the dirt roads up the mountains like the locals. Do you think we cannot get up and down the coast.

>>17416202
Are you sperging out over a sticker?

>>17420935
>muh diverse enrichment
yeah ok

>>17420951
that's in socal, akshully

>>17415042
nice, but
>tfw no turnz

>>17421031
>pensions
YUP

>>17421069
http://www.ebudget.ca.gov/2017-18/pdf/Revised/BudgetSummary/FullBudgetSummary.pdf

http://www.ebudget.ca.gov/2017-18/pdf/Revised/BudgetSummary/FullBudgetSummary.pdf

http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-uc-president-defends-university-1493757771-htmlstory.html

>citations needed

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-pension-unfunded/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2016/11/26/mapping-the-100000-california-public-employee-pensions-at-calpers-costing-taxpayers-3-0b/#f05150f39451
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-06/california-court-rules-against-salary-spiking-which-pension-recipients-have-used-def
http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-pension-legal/

>basic economics

>highest gas tax in nation
>still cant fix roads
>better make it even higher, that'll make it work!

>CALTRANS cant clear a highway in 3 months

and just in case you still don't understand the pension problem
http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-pension-crisis-initiatives/
http://www.ocregister.com/2017/06/23/assembly-bill-20-would-worsen-californias-public-pension-crisis/
https://www.the-american-interest.com/2017/03/14/californias-pension-crisis-has-arrived/
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-03-24/pension-crisis-too-big-for-markets-to-ignore
http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/04/jerry-browns-pension-reforms-have-done-little-to-rein-in-costs/

>>17421100
>muh diverse enrichment
enjoy your Applebee's and TGIFridays

>>17421154
BUT
>gets stabbed
THE
>school performance craters
FOOD
>litter everywhere
THO

>>17421213
>litter everywhere
yeah, they need to clean up huntington beach.
it's getting so bad the skinheads are moving to newport

>>17415042
305 here, can confirm

>>17413225

>leaving the house without your walking permit

Fucking scum.

>>17421055
i kind of like LA, but this is very true overall

>>17420963
Too bad those glorious tech companies don't pay any taxes. Otherwise CA could get some improvements.

>>17421100
I live in the Tampa Bay Area and I know some really fun backroads to drive on when I want to have fun. Everything else is straight though.

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>>17416470
OP posted California not Florida.

But I like that you agree we have the hottest women.

t. Floridian

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>>17420939

>>17416455
>living in the most cucked state in the country
>calling others beta
Lmao

>>17419093
I heard the ATF withdrew that opinion due to the shitstorm it caused.

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>/k/onstitutions

aww yeah

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>not mentioning road racing

>>17414362
Redding is fucking depressing. Lived in Willows which is fucking horrendous and then lived in glorious Grass Valley. Portland now, love it up here. Ots of nice back roads as well.

>>17421031
>no one making less than $100,000 year can afford housing or an apartment in San Francisco or San Mateo anymore. San Francisco wants to tax the tech companies to some how fix it.
>state run single payer healthcare system coming. in a state will millions of illegals and doesn't check to see if you aren't an illegal. so expect lots of mexicans to come to california for medical care at the state's expense.
>free college for illegals
>Elon Musk is going to move Tesla to Nevada, because they are offering him a better deal than California.
>movies are moving to Georgia.
>free* college coming

>>17420943
I actually just read an article about it and did a google search. It literally is rich people bought houses next to a race track and forced the county to implement ridiculous noise restrictions on them.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Mazda+Raceway+Laguna+Seca/@36.5674168,-121.7536699,767m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x808df089bfd5341b:0xddbb6644155538c0!8m2!3d36.5842902!4d-121.7534634
http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/why-running-laguna-seca-is-a-job-no-one-would-want-1724205713

>>17415037
Been in the 80s last few days.
Also can't beat the comfiness of cruising around twisty back roads with a light fog in the air.

>Early morning
>50 degrees out
>Windows cracked
>Sunroof open
>Cool air flowing over face
>Tunes loud enough to enjoy but still able to hear engine
>Only driver around, comfortably going 60mph through forested back roads

It's bliss.

>>17425277
>>17425277
and then your day is ruined when you spot the new McMansion development. which will be filled with Californian transplants. the first thing they'll do is lobby to have speed humps put on your favorite road.

>>17425286
Why do Californians even move to other places? They are like locusts.

>>17415274
I'm frying my balls off man

>>17425296
because they made California too expensive for them to live in.

though don't worry, their voting and lobbying will totally work this time, in your state.

>>17425313
It's happening in Portland now, it's fucking depressing

>>17425313
Austin too. Gentrification everywhere

>>17425296
Califag here. I fucking hate this shithole. I want to get to the Midwest.

>>17413225
got a hearty chuckle

>>17425286
>>17425296
What's funny is that they mostly migrate to Bellingham or Seattle. If you stay in the real outskirts like Deming or anywhere eastern you can find good twisty forest and mountain back roads.

One of the lead chefs at my place of work is actually from California. But he drives s straight piped 65 fastback that he just paid to have trailered all the way up here so he gets a pass.

>>17425205
>arizona
>dads hat
nigga wut?

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this is now a texas thread