>Driving down the street >30 MPH speed limit >Student

LOL EPIK BRO!

>>17407394
that's actually a really shitty thing to do to someone learning to drive

Just do what the rest of us do and over take them u dasterly rube

>>17407403
AWWWWW LITTLE BABBY GONNA CRRRYYY?

LOL LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAVING A MELTDOWN

>>17407394
LOL so funney!!

should have tailgate and keep honking to fuck the gayt instrucer for telling u too stop!

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I honk at learners
Even though I only got my license this year, I'm a natural at driving and take a no mercy stance. Survival of the fittest bitch

>>17407419

lol lool at this loser, he's having a meltdown

>>17407412
I couldn't legally do it on that street.

>>17407419
Tailgating is also against the law.

>>17407394
Totally have a great story bro! Check it out:
>driving along in my old ass crappy car
>see student driver
>what if I just started honking like mad
>haha that would be insane
>im going to make a greentext story when I get home

ITT: teenage angst

typical manlet burger

>>17407434
>Tailgating is also against the law.
lol who care's not liek their going too do nething too u?

>>17407394
Wow, someone actually cared enough and procreated to have you

Whenever someone honks at me I flip them off and start to drive extra slow.

>Hanging out outside the gas station
>See a driver's ed car coming up
>My friend was taking driver's ed at the time and I thought he was driving
>Chuck my gas station burrito at it and hit the windshield perfectly
>Ran for it
>When I asked him about it he said he wasn't in that car.

>>17407416

A guy who can't just overtake a student driver without throwing a tantrum can't accuse anyone else of having a meltdown. Sorry.

>>17407439
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>>17407467

lol look at these losers having meltdowns

>>17407394
> i made a little girl cry because I was going to arrive 30 seconds later to my destination.

Honestly, retards should be banned from driving.

lots of losers itt melting down

>>17407478
look at this one

>feeling cheeky
>decide go recreate this scene https://youtu.be/t1V_qz9I1Nk myself
>drove past and shouted BUS WANKERS at 4 people at the stop
>distraction causes me to loudly SCCCCRAAAPE my wheels on the curb and my car nearly gets out of control
>drive off fast
>realize I was probably too far from them for them to understand what I even said

>>17407470
Funny store about a dumb co-worker I used to work with, he got so angry about something that he started ramming his car into his girlfriend's garage door

Later he badly damaged an Audi TT by refusing to pay attention to warning lights.

>>17407478
hahhaHAHA shut up u fag pussyfucker little bitch deserve'd it for not noing how too drive and fagg stupid instrucor deserve too loose his faggity job fuck retard's like that lol

>has a temper tantrum like a two year old because I don't know how to pass
>LOL UR HAVING MELTDOWNS XDXD
How about you drive off a bridge blaring your horn manlet.

>>17407394
Just use the other lane bruh then gas gas gas past them

>>17407490
lol look at this loser having a meltdown, what kind of store is funny?
>>17407499
meltdown alert

>op makes a top shelf comedic baitpost
>retards go fucking nuts
dying of laff rite now op thumpbs up

>>17407513
lol right? what's up with these losers having meltdowns

>>17407478
>91 expedition

I'm surprised he even has internet in his trailer park

>>17407513
>>17407518
>samefag
>I was only pretending....

lol look at op having a meltdown

>>17407483
This reminded me of a bus driver I had in jr. high and elementary school who absolutely did not give a shit what went on in the bus.

>Due to a weird bus route we drove past a group of kids who did not ride our bus
>We started spitting out the window every day as we drove fast
>Moved up to throwing batteries and full cans of soda at them
>Someone called the school to snitch and our bus was told not to do it anymore
>We didn't get in any real trouble.

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>>17407394
>Get told by driving instructor
>Totally buttravaged
>Have to go cry post on chinese cat farming forum

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>17407526
>gets melted down and btfo
>no u

lol look at me having a meltdown my first girlfriend was a fat smelly smoker white trash who dumped me after two months im having a meltdown

>>17407532
MELTDOWN
E
L
T
D
O
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N

>>17407538
>my first girlfriend was a fat smelly smoker white trash who dumped me after two months im having a meltdown

Damn that's unfortunate, well there's plenty of fish in the sea

>>17407536
lol look at this fool

>>17407532
having a melt down

>>17407528
'Avin a melt

>>17407545
'vin a 'elt

>36 replies
>20 posters
>17 of them 1 time posters
>one particular person typing the exact same way as OP, praising OP, insulting everyone else

Hmmmm... looks like I'm having a meltdown too.

>>17407541
thank you. Im starting to move on now. It was about two weeks ago.

I have pics if anyone wants to make fun of her

We always got weird looks out in public because she had weird boy style hair and didnt wear girly clothes or makeup

>not showing the new driver how to dorifto and overtake from the outside

>inb4 meltdown

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>>17407555
Thanks for reviewing the thread

>>17407565
Thanks for the meme, bitch

>>17407555
ad a elt, eh?

>>17407570
Stay mtfo, melty

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>>17407394

>>17407394
>having a fit and roadraging at a teenager

Wow my dude aren't you so mature and collected.

>>17407579
meltdown alert

>>17407582
meltdown

>>17407561
BEAT OF THE
RI
SING
SUN

The only downs in the thread is ops downs syndrome

>>17407594
im not op
dont think he's posted once itt
keep melting down

>>17407588
Look at this guy melting down so hard he feels the need to project on every single person that's not praising him as the next incarnation of Jesus.

Senpai, you had a fit and roadraged at someone. You aren't cool for this, you're kind of just a cuck for expecting praise.

>>17407603
lol look a meltdown

>>17407394
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>>17407588
>I'm too retarded to think of a good and logical comeback so I will just say to everyone that has a good point against my retarded post that their having a meltdown LOL XDDDD

>>17407603
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>>17407603
MELTDOWN ALERT

>>17407614
meltdown

>>17407614
>melting down this hard

My ice cream has melted. ...

LOL just got here from reddit too see the birth of this new eppyq meme! LOL meltdown! HAHHA

>>17407653
Stay mtfd melted the fuck down

Remember, you were in their shoes at one point.

Hopefully you die in a tire fire, faggot.

>>17407664
lol look at this loser having a heated drip

>>17407664
looks like someones having a meltdown

>>17407660
haha so eppyq gonna screencap too prove i was here in the beginning for when this blows up of should i say MELTS DOWN!! LOL

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91 expedition

>>17407684
stay mtfd

>>17407688
OP BTFO

I always try to race student driver cars. Every single time I see "student driver" on a car I instantly speed up and start lane changing around him.

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>>17407394
one day when you're old, fragile, and living in a house for dying old fucks, a nigger orderly is going to rape you in the ass every night until your heart gives out

>>17407614
>>17407603
Nuclear meltdown

>>17407688
Fuckin meltdown over here

what kind of bait even is this

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>Get so mad that I roll down the window, stick my upper body out the window, and lay my knee into the horn

>>17407688
OP here, I can't believe it took so long for someone to get this. I posted this thread hoping for some hilarious response of someone pointing out that the '91 Expedition isn't even a real car. Instead I got a bunch of posts about melting, a few people who actually seemed genuinely angry, and one dude who realized straight away that the '91 Expedition was a cleverly planted trick.

>>17407876
>Twas merely an act!

>>17407896
Meltdown alert

I encountered someone like you once
>Be me
>Driving my rig
>Dickhead in suburban behind me
>laying on horn
>I'm just rowing through gears
>Stop sign
>I stop
>dude realllly does at it
I'm looking in my rear view and this fuck has a starbucks cup in once hand cell in the other and it balancing both while on Bluetooth.
>Still hitting that horn though
>I stop the truck
>I take my keys out. Dangle them out of the window
>I stay there for a few moment
>This dude went so bananas he broke his own window out
>Walked out to my truck and started to punch and hit his head against the bottom of my door
>After one hard head hit the dude passed out
>I call LE and turns out this dude is strung out on speed and shit. Found bottles of x and meth all over his car.

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>>17407394
rude desu

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>>17407426
>no mercy stance
>stance
Your kind is unwelcome

>>17407394
>91 Expedition

wat

>>17407536
That's /b/ dipshit

>>17407753
that's pretty hot

im starting drivers ed next week. i hope this happens to me. i want to cry

>>17407941
And that is why you always carry a big wrench in your car.

>>17407394
I fucking hate it that they're going so slow when merging onto the highway. First thing my instructor taught me was to rev it up, and to really build up speed when going onto the highway.

>>17407941
I'll take things that never happened for 200

The thread that caused /o/ to melt downies.

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>>17407426
you and OP are both fucking autistic

>>17407426
top kek. backing off and rapidly encroaching on them is great.

>>17407495
hahahahaahhaha. i unironically think this is funny. screencapping.

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>>17407920
Is this a new meme?

>>17408361
it is now

>>17408361
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lol he is melting down
screencapping

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i'm a learner driver and this legitamately made me scared for my life
i hope you understand what you've done

>>17407426
>got my license this year

i bet you drive like shit

>>17408440
FUCKING BIBLICAL MELTDOWN HERE

>be first in line at stoplight with two right turn lanes
>have the OPTION to turn right on red at this light
>i don't like to here because the intersection is kinda dangerous/cant really see cars coming
>some chucklefuck in a white rape van behind me starts tooting
>i dont move because fuck this guy
>he continues to toot, and he's yelling out his window for me to go
>i put my arms behind my head like im relaxing at the beach
>he gets super pissed and is just laying on the horn
>he does this until the turns green

Some people have zero patience. We were probably at the light for a total of 60 seconds and this guy was beeping at me about ten seconds after we stopped.

>>17407876
I bet now he'll say he was only pretending to be retarded.

>>17408440
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this. It is an amazing sight.

>>17407403
>that's actually a really shitty thing to do to someone learning to drive
No, it's best those people get a harsh lesson over with at the beginning. They learn to drive better after that. What you don't want is for an untested nube to get their driver license and then have a meltdown panic that causes an accident on the freeway.

It was best for that nube to have the crying meldown early in a much safer situation.

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>>17407532
>Have to go cry post on chinese cat farming forum

they still have cat and dog meat restaurants

>>17407394
Actually lol'd a bit. I would've hated you for doing this when I was a learner but picturing this is too good.

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>>17407941
Sounds like that guy melted down

>>17407495
>fag pussyfucker
if being a pussy fucker makes you a fag, i suppose you just fuck men's asses?

>>17407394
Gas yourself, I would've blocked you for another 15 minutes.

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>>17407859
>GET SO MAD THAT I ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW, STICK MY UPPER BODY OUT THE DOOR, AND LAY MY KNEE INTO THE HORN

>>17407394
i would've sped up and then brake checked your honking ass.

>this new meme

help, my sides are melting down here

>'91 Expedition
This entire post never happened.
You're making this thread for (you)s.

>>17407426
Always the cocky ones who drive headfirst into a tree

>>17407459
I've had a very similar thing happen to me and I was oddly okay with it

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>>17407394
The first year of the Ford Expedition was in 1997. Underage detected. Go back to class, kiddo.

>>17409891
(((you)))

>Going down I-40 eastbound in RDU
>I am the passenger in a Ranger
>windows down
>see a student driver
>his windows are down
>yell to him: "You're doing great!"
>made his day, instructor laughs
>went home and had a beer

>>17409016
Chinamen are not people.

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>>17407394
>1991 Ford Expedition
I'll take things that never happened for 800

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i'm in fucking tears, thanks for the thread OP

>>17410199
>literally in tears having a meltdown

look at this loser having a metldown

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meltdown thread

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Ive had my first car for almost a week now, Ive stalled a few times these past few days on the way to work and had people honk at me for it, I secretly enjoy pissing off drivers with my beginners errors.

I live in the UK and decided not to get a P plate because its just asking to be over taken or cut in front of at every slim opportunity. I would let people know I'm a new driver if these pricks actually had patience for us and understood what it was like driving for the first time.

Pic related, what I drive, people dont usually suspect Im a new driver either because of it.

>'91 expedition

>>17411529
>stalling
Beats just driving auto by a landslide, I understand manual is more common outside the US but here it's almost always a sign of a better driver in the long run.
>>17410101
...does this mean OP is also too retarded to know the model and year of his mom's vehicle?

>>17407859
>tfw you will never be so mad that you even consider doing this

>Working at Burger King one summer
>Some teens start placing their order in the drive through microphone and hammering the horn every other word
>"I'd like a" BEEP BEEP "with extra" BEEEEEEP "and hold the" BEEEEEP "and to drink I would like a" BEEEEEEEEEEEP.
>It wasn't funny the first time, but it went on for several minutes
>The franchisee was a big scary looking dude and actually happened to be in our store when it happened
>He went out and yelled at the driver so bad that one of the passengers started crying

>>17411529
>If these pricks understood what it was like driving for the first time.

You mean, those pricks who are driving?

>>17411529

>Pic related, what I drive, people dont usually suspect Im a new driver either because of it.

They probably suspect you to be a woman.

>be me
>driving down the best part of my daily / nightly commute
>3.7 miles of god damn straight, flat goodness
>floor it and start passing past these faggots
>see some asshole smoking up the road
>start flickering my high beams mad as fuck
>asshole isn't getting out of the way
>fucker is doing like ~30 km/h at most
>fucking asshole has everyone backing up
>now everyone is flickering their god damn lights
>finally piece of shit just stops and gets off the road
>fly past him and notice it's the #8 Toyota LMP1 car

Stupid ass engineering education noobs.

>>17411590
>...does this mean OP is also too retarded to know the model and year of his mom's vehicle?

perhaps he meant explorer? benefit of the doubt tho

>>17407416

Look at this loser driving a 26 year old pos

>>17413041
Hahaha

>Americans

>>17407394
I saw a student driver get t-boned two weeks ago. Dumb kid didn't yield to turn left when the light turned green. Whamo.

It was a pretty nasty wreck despite only being 30-40mph in both directions- nobody was fully stopped when approaching the intersection.

I was on my motorcycle so I said fuck it, rode through the mess and off I went

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>flies past you
Pssh, nothing personel kid

>>17407394
>not just overtaking him instead of wasting your time

>>17410101
Try 1st gen ya dingus.

>>17407941
OP strikes again

>>17407394
Damn that kid's instructor is dense of the kid is just retarded. Doing 12 on a 30 is a cause for ticket.

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>>17413312
Why on earth didn't the instructor have his foot on the instructor's break to stop him?

>>17407394
Lold hard at this post, fucking kek

>>17416209
*brake

>>17407416
kek

>>17407394
>stuff that never happened

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>>17407416
>>17407394
>drives an Ford
>calls anyone else a loser

>>17407394
One day I hope you start shit with the wrong person and when you lay on the horn like an asshole I hope they stop the car, get out, and put a bullet in your head.

If you're gonna act like an idiot you deserve to die like an idiot.

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>>17416238
*spins out at 5mph*

Go have some more Discord meltdowns, loser.

Lmao

This thread gave me a meltdown

>>17416924
I'm more MELTed than a half eaten Hershey's bar in a pocket on a warm Wednesday afternoon going DOWN on my pup named Red.

>>17408440
>learning to drive
>not just driving
whats to learn? I just went and took my test passed with no mistakes

>>17408440
learner driver too, the only issue is that i'm a lazy piece of neet shit and almost never go outside to practice
i feel bad everytime i see my shitbox stopped there, i was never interested in driving at first but couldn't say no to my parents taking me to driver's ed as a birthday gift, fuck now i don't know if i'm slowly getting interested or just guilty
never went through any dangerous situation or op's bullshit though, fortunately i focus way more than i should in safety but make sure to not get too much in anyone's way (pretty sure they can notice i'm a learner driver at this point)

>>17412846
i saw some idiot that kept overshooting and going back and forth on the drive through, unable to stop right next to the drive through.

dunno if it was a "prank" or just idiocy

>>17407426
This attitude will get you into a crash. Saying that you have mad skills is kinda negated by three points.

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>>17407403
No its fucking not. Even when i was learning to drive i got honked from behind, realized that i was doing half the speed limit without realizing, and my uncle in the passanger seat told me that the line closest to the left is always the faster one and that if you feel like going slow you should at least stay in the right.

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>>17407394
That student driver has no right to behind a steering wheel if they are going to burst into tears because someone honked at them.

Hopefully your ordeal with them will keep that kid from ever driving again, so many shitty drivers on the road like faggots that sit in the passing lane.

Wouldn't be surprised if that little faggot and the teacher turn out to be just like those faggots. Those people cause wrecks and get people kid.

>>17416877
If I saw someone get out of a car and try to shoot someone for honking at them I'll get out of my fucking car and blow that nut job away. I fucking dare you to try it kid it will be your last day on this earth.

>>17416877
Why are you having such a meltdown?

>>17407394
>Driving down the street
>30 MPH speed limit
>Student driver in front of me is doing about 12
>Get mad and start furiously beeping the horn in my '91 Expedition
>Realize I don't really care
>Whatever I need to be can wait because it's bullshit anyhow
>Relax and enjoy being able to drive and listen to some tunes

OP Needs to get laid

>>17417335
t. meltdown

>>17410101
I meant explorer you fucking douche

>>17407552
'n & 't

>>17415745
Fug. Was thinking Explorer the whole time. I really need to learn how to read...

>>17419669
Read the OP just one more time. Carefully.

I fucking hate this place

>>17407403
Yeah, true, but you can't do fucking TWELVE in a thirty and expect nobody to care, especially if you respond to being honked at by stopping the goddamn car. When I was in drivers ed, I just went 1 or 2 mph under. Less than half is just unsafe, let alone goddamn annoying.

>>17407394
I just drive around them. They're stupid, so beeping can make them stop and keep you held up longer than if you hadn't beeped.

>>17407426
>even though I got my license this year
Have fun with those insurance premiums after you wrap your shitbox around a tree faggot

>>17419886
Melt

>>17407394
Fuck you OP you small dick wanker.

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>>17407416

>>17407459
OH fuck im laffin

>>17407403
If a newbie driver doesnt know how to speed up and/or is scared to do so, he should be still practicing his shit on closed parking lot or somewhere in the backroads wheres no or very little traffic. That poor guy didnt even knew how steering works or gas/brake pedal, but its not his fault bu retarded instructor

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>>17407394
>I momentarily lay off the horn.
>he starts talking
>Silence him with a flurry of honking

>>17420722
I'm glad the kid got to go to a major WWE event, good for him.

>>17420799
>I'm glad the kid got to go to a major WWE event, good for him.

He appears to be at RAW not Wrestlemania or something.

>>17407394
>Fun you've had with driver's ed students
Can't speak for myself, but my instructor sure had fun with me.

>first driving lesson (mandatory in my country)
>exit 30 zone into 60 zone
>punch it
>instructor slams the brakes at 50
>"50's enough for you first time"

>some other lesson
>come up to stop sign
>car approaching from the left
>give it gas and let the clutch out
>instructor tells me to stop and wait
>wait
>still waiting
>car passes
>instructor gives me the go ahead
>"are you serious m8, there was plenty of time to pull out"
>"oh you think so? how long do you think you'll take to 60?"
>he brings out his phone and brings up the stopwatch
>I bring up the revs and dump the clutch on go
>stall
>he keeps counting the seconds while standing on the brake pedal (our driver's ed cars have a 2nd set for the instructor)
>he laughs for minutes and says I owe him a popsicle
>buy him one at the next gas station

>Autobahn lesson
>instructor on the phone, taking a note
>accelerate gently up to 110mph
>instructor looks up and sees how fast we're going
>slams the brakes

Fun times really, I laughed a lot doing my mandatory driving lessons.

>>17421469
t. europoor

>>17407394
>91 Expedition

stopped reading there. you almost had me for a second.

>>17407403
It's shitty but they're getting a life lesson, could give them more motivation to be a better driver so it doesn't happen again, honestly he/she was probably lucky Anon did this, it could've been someone who isn't paying attention to the road and might've rear ended them.

I've never understood aggressive driving.

Heavy speeding/weaving in/out of lanes will literally get you to your destination like 3-4 minutes earlier than driving normally, but your blood is boiling for zero reason by that point.

I'm all for not driving slow in the left lane and all that shit but tailgaters are imbeciles. Just go around if they're that bad.

>>17413041
Were you driving an Audi?

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>>17407394
>work at a dealership
>recently got a trade-in that had a "student driver: please be patient" sticker on it
>car was in surprisingly good shape
>no interior damage
>had usual daily damage, dings to do the door and whatnot but that was it
>can't help but think they were just a nervous driver and didn't want to be pressured on the mad max tier road that is I-5
>captcha: road signs
>tan tok seng link
>mfw

>>17421831
>t. europoor
?????

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>>17416209
Presumably it depends on the country, but not all instructors cars are dual control.

>>17407394
Fake, assholeish story, but I totally get the sentiment and I find it really funny.

>>17424098
you're poor

>>17407394
nice story faggot they didn't make expeditions in 1991. first model year was '96

>>17424935
Thank goodness you pointed this out, it's not like anybody would have known the story was fake if you hadn't said something.

>>17407403
it would be deserved and totally the idiot instructor's fault for impeding traffic if it really happened

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>>17408361
look at this loser having a meltdown

>>17407394
Only passed my driving test few weeks ago. Every time I had someone tailgating me I felt an urge to hit the breaks. Not because I was afraid, but because I wanted these cunts to crush into me.
It still happens now that I've passed my test and I swear I will do it one day. I need to get my back repainted anyway so might as well get some cunt to pay for it.

>>17407528
We'd throw leftover lunch items at people and cars. Was pretty funny.. maybe not so much for the people who got hit square by a tub of fruit pieces in juice

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>>17425958
>some woman starts trying to brake check me
>im actually more than one car lengths away from her
>does this a couple of times before i try to change lanes
>she changes lanes with me, blocking my path
>confused look on my face as I just feint change lanes and speed past the cunt
She also had a drive pink license plate
Teens and women are dangerous and I try to avoid being near them whenever possible

>>17426818
if you managed to keep your distance to break in time you are good, but there are constantly people that if they only got half a metre closed to me they would need a lube

>>17420799
dude yeah they like literally do these shows in my shithole town at the same place our amateur hockey league plays.

it's mostly like foundations for retarded children and ICP type of rednecks.

>>17407394
>things that didn't happen, the post

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>>17407394
kek i just flip people like you off and if they won't fuck off i brandish a big ass pipe wrench i keep in my car and that gets them off me

>>17407399
t. Faggy driver Ed teacher

>>17407403
Lmao at this numale bitch having a meltdown

>>17407394
did everyone start clapping too?

>>17427772
>Escalating a situation by whipping out a pipe wrench

>going 70 on the highway
>get behind a honda shitbox doing 40
>pass him
>he is glued to his fucking phone and nearly drifting into other lanes

This fucker was lucky i was driving a company vehicle

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>>17407403
If you're learning how to drive, go the speed limit you chucklefuck

>>17428198
Get a load of this liberal cucks meltdown

>>17428165
people using their phone while driving should be prosecuted for attempted manslaughter.