>i actually thought my shitbox would get me laid
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA
>>17399292
having a car surely helps
You know you're an idiot
We know you're an idiot
Why did you bother posting this?
>>17399292
Girls seem to like my shitbox, however, guys like it more.
>not even my motorcycle or my car helps with my chronic depression
AAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>I literally actually unironically think my car is cool
> it's really not
HahahahahahahahahaHAHA
>>17399321
I bet guys like your shitbox, faggot.
>Car is a piece of shit that isn't fast, doesn't look good, doesn't handle very well, and won't help me pick up chicks
>No matter how much I abuse it, it keeps chugging along like the goddamn little engine that could
It's a conflicting sort of feel
>my car gets me boi pussi
>>17399292
>built a car for offroading
>asked date if she would like to go with me and bois innawoods
>rejected
>hey you wanna go to the movies?
>the bus? Nah I got a car I'll pic you up at 8
>oh that sucks your last boyfriend didn't have a car
>your rattling shitbox is probbly one of the reasons your dates never answer after first date
>you still in love with your shitbo more than you would ever be with any of your dates
>>17399323
>she finds out my motorcycle is my only ride
>>17401292
>using your shitty car as a scapegoat instead of considering the real reason she didn't want a second date
>>17401532
>one of the reasons
Next time try to read