>notice girl on sidewalk with thicc ass >gaze longingly

wow fuck you

>>17393907
Almost rear ended a car for that

>see petite grill with bolt on fake tits on sidewalk
>basically target fixate and drift into sidewalk
>she knew exactly what happened

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>he lets himself get attracted by butts while he's driving
>while he's supposed to know that he must not distract himself while driving

>>17393941
Its only because car butts aren't good looking anymore. We need to fix this, for safety of course

>>17393941
>Not constantly getting distracted by girl's asses
The yoga pants trend is a dangerous one

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>>17393965
Yoga shorts are a thing now.
Take my fucking license.

>>17393990
>fuck my GF every day that I see her
>having sex regularly raises your libido
>mfw you're the virgin because thicc doesn't distract you

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>>17393965
I know it is, but it will never leave the trend. But we must look forward instead of eating a girl's butt through your eyes, or else accidents will happen.

>>17393950
You mean car design?
Eh, when i'm driving i'm mostly listening to the local news radio thinking about more important things.

>>17394004
Virgin here.
Can conform thicc doesn't distract me that much.

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>>17393990
PREEEZZOOOOOOO!!!!

>Have 3 qt3.14s in the car
>Area I'm unfamiliar with
> Run stop sign at 55mph
>"Oh my God anon, you ran a stop sign!!"
>Realize my mistake, respond
>"I'll stop twice on the way back"

Ended up dating the petite blonde for a few months.

>>17393921
Shortstack a best

>>17393907
>run stop sign
always

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>think about 2D girls
>can keep eyes on road instead of being distracted by 3D thots

>>17393907
>looking at PAWG in yoga pants walking down the street
>almost hit a kid riding his bike

Those fucking yoga pants should be illegal.

>>17393907
>see gril with large breasts and a kinda low cut top riding her bike on opposite side of road
>coming up to rail road tracks
>stop and watch them jiggle as she rides over the tracks

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>>17394095

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>>17394095
come back once you've had a 3D girl like this in your car and tell me it's not worth getting distracted for once in a while.

>>17393907
No because I understand that I'm operating a heavy and dangerous machine that requires my full engagement to drive so I don't kill or be killed by idiots like you.

>>17395477
>I'm a huge fucking homo

>>17393907
i once reversed into a wall because i was staring at a cutie

>AMC AMX passes me
>Speed up in the lane beside it so I can look at it
>Almost ram into suv in front of me

This happens to me alot.
Past week there was and R8 and an NSX.
Why can't I stop staring at cars.

>>17393907
https://youtu.be/UWWY4H8BXsY?t=169

>>17395307
>3D girl

Absolutely disgusting. Imagine her farts. She poops too.

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>>17395643

>>17394004
>>17394030
Also virgin here.
Can confirm thicc distracts me all the time.

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>>17395643
100% worth it.

>>17395652
>yknow
>if she wasn't a fictional character incapable of having communication with

>>17393907
stop being a nigger

america's decline directly correlates with its transition from a boobs country to a butt country

No, because I'm not a faggot attracted to girls. Dicks only for me, please.

i nearly curbed my dad's car when learning how to drive because a fine piece of ass on the sidewalk. even my dad was looking because he didn't notice until I had to correct

>>17395962
Please, elaborate on that concept. I'm legitimately interested

>>17396075
Like faggot, like faggot.