>go to the gym >work out >come back to car >hood

Been there. Fucking hate being a poorfag with no garage

>>17383837
>be me coming from shopping
>brought my bike out because its a nice day out
>some thot is on her iphone and hits me off my bike
>didnt get hit that hard but pretended that she really fucked me up so i have something to take her to court for
>tell her i wont sue her for damages if she gives me the succ
>call an ambulance and go to the hospital for minor scrapes and bruises
>call her over one day
>i had some braces and crutches from a surgery that i had, break all of that out and get into character
>tell her to cook for me first since i obviously cant do it myself
>the food is shit and i tell her that
>proceed to take out the snake and tell her to succ or she's fucked
>eventually take off the braces and the clutch and dig her out
>she finds out i was faking and leaves
>mfw i recorded the whole thing and sent it to her boyfriend
smuggest moment of my entire career lads

>>17383919
>hey guys this happened really trust me

>>17383919
>I have lewd fantasies of a qt 6/10 out of my league hurting me and nursing me back to health because I have nothing in my life besides crippling depression and my baiku

2bh she shouldn't have stopped.

>>17383957
>6/10
>out of my league

>>17383919
>Doesn't talk about how his bike was after the crash.
>Talks about his dick over how his bike is
>Talks about his ebin plan and texting the boyfriend of the girl which how he would have gotten the number for isn't explained
Anon confirmed for not owning a bike let alone being hit off of his bike and blackmailing a girl into sex.
Also
>taping myself committing a crime then sending it to someone that would want me prosecuted.

>>17383957
>implying i dont ride around on my baiku ready to die at any given moment
>it must be made up because my autism wont let me ever believe this kind of thing could happen
>6/10
>thot
dont make me say anymore anon, im already traumatized i brought it up