>Buy a new car
>Pay extra for things I don't need for the car
>Have car depreciate as soon as I drive away from the dealership
>Get financially ruined by massive price
>Car is completely souless
>Car dies the day after the warranty expires
>Buy a used car
>Smells like smoke and semen
>Previous owner didn't take care of it
>Get financially ruined by repairing problems the previous owner caused
>Car makes horrible noises
>Car dies rotting in a ditch
>>17371622
Aww poor bubbie
>>17371622
buy a care who's lease just ended.
certified used or whatever
>lease a new car
>drive the fuck out of it, deposit bodily fluids in it.
>laugh at the sucker that's going to own it after you
>give it back after 2-4 years
>repeat
>???
>>17371622
Find a car that makes you happy, OP
what cars did you
>>17371698
this, tbqh
>>17371622
>an amazing technological achievement, a giant metal box that is not only fun to operate and work on, but can also quickly transport you to far away lands in complete comfort. It uses dead dinosaurs as fuel and harnesses the power of hundreds of little explosions to transport thousands of pounds at speeds in excess of 100 miles per hour. This machine that would blow the mind of anyone who lived 200 years ago and has completely changed the world.
>and you're complaining about it costing money and how the seats smell like farts