>Drive slowly looking for parking >Keep getting honked

>>17353203
>driving down a 6 lane boulevard
>some guy walks right out on the road, right in front of me, doesn't even use the crosswalk or anything
>I honk at him as if to say "what the fuck, man?"
>I get to the red light and notice he's walking toward my car
>I look in the mirrors and see there's nobody behind me
>flip a U turn and drive the wrong way
>drive right up to him, flip him the bird, say "fuck you" and he starts walking away

Though it wasn't my proudest moment, I couldn't help but laugh at the whole situation after it transpired.

>In a shopping center
>Pedestrians walking out in front, like they always do
>Let them cross
>Be there for a good 30 seconds, creeping, as they keep funneling out
>Come to a full stop for a family to let them cross
>Car in back honks at me
>Flip them off because I'm in the same situation as you, retard
>They get out of their car and come towards me
>Before they can reach my car, I see an opening, and gun it
>Rip a hektik skid right in their face
>Look in back and see nu-male faggot(no really, he had a patchy beard, 5 inch guages, a leather vest, and to top it off he was a scrawny manlet) choking on the white smoke
>Take the nearest exit and get the fuck outta there

He followed me for about 30 minutes before giving up. Also ruined a week old set of tires for this one faggot. Would not do it again.

>>17353237
God I do shit like this on the weekly. You'd be surprised how much road rage you can get in NYC

>>17353253

I'd get out of my car and confront them to be honest. I don't give a fuck

>>17353287
Not worth wasting your time over some scum desu

>Driving home from the supermarket in my crappy old shitbox
>Merging on to the highway normally, guy behind me in a newer Corolla is being an impatient cunt, tailgating
>Gets a clear spot in the traffic and zooms around to the right (left side of the road country here), pulls back in front of me and hits the anchor
>Flips the bird as well
>Start to feel the anger rising, follow the guy to the next intersection about 2km away
>He gets stuck at a red light, I'm directly behind him
>I pull in inches off his rear bumper, he gives me the finger again
>Carry a 3 foot steel pry bar with a scythe sort of end on it in my car in the back seat, pull it out and hold it up so he can see it
>Pretend to start getting out of the car, he panics and jumps the light a couple of seconds before it goes green, guns it away in the traffic

i have a problem

>>17353281
>someone driving slow
>go around them
>be sure to see what race of minority they are so I prove my racism right
A 40 minute 7 mile trip will break any man. I didn't hate mudbloods until I got my license and started to drive in NYC.

>>17353350
>driving in NYC
Why on earf?

>>17353253
do you realize how much of a nu-male this makes you?

>>17353394
Betamax who got smoked on detected.

>>17353347
You did the right thing.

>>17353347
>some bitch cunt jaywalks because traffic isn't moving
>green light
>car infront is already moving but I'm stopped for this retard
>roll up normally and get as close as I can to her
>she gives me that look
>"You know how to cross the street?"
>"SUCK A DICK"
>open the door real quick and stand up out the car
>her face goes from smug to terrified in an instant
feels good
>reply with "that's your job, cunt" and get back in my car and drive away

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>pull out my 9
>cap niggers
twas a good day

>>17353382
it just so happens to be that I live and work here.

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My problem is with people going 45mph in a 55 zone during my daily commute. There is only one lane

I get ultimate satisfaction from passing them and giving the bird simultaneously

>>17353281
>You'd be surprised how much road rage you can get in NYC
Not really surprising, driving in NYC sucks dick. Actually driving anywhere downstate fucking blows.

>switch lanes to the right
>a fastie in a mercedes was trying to overtake me by my right lane, he has to slow down a little bit, not even brake
>fastie gets mad and starts honking and tailgating me
>I get mad as fuck, decide to drive at 10mph just to piss him off
>after honking for 2 minutes fastie find room on the left lane to overtake me
>as soon as I see him next to me I downshift and floor the pedal
>fastie still mad because I won't let him overtake me
>eventually let him overtake me because we were driving 30 above the speed limit and I didn't want a ticket

>>17353698
Why not just move to the right lane and let him pass then get back into your lane you fucking idiot.

>>17353738
because he was already occupying the right lane senpai