This guy comes up to you and asks to drive your car and top it

Say no because my insurance only covers me driving my car.

>>17350616
id let James drive it

Tell him it's a slow piece of shit and won't get past 90.

Fetch the booster seat and hand him the keys.

>>17350616
Crash it before he does

say go for it, you're not ready for the stock honda accord of doom

It's his funeral. I barely feel safe driving the thing in normal conditions.

>Honda F6C
If he was theoretically able to reach the pedals i would ride bitch with him if given the opportunity

>>17350616
F

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>>17350616
Good luck.

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>>17350866
Never underestimate the Hamster.

>>17350616
let him but only because he's a cryptoamerican

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Look down to him and tell him

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>>17350876
best case scenario he was going to rear end the car in front of him at full speed? the fuck am I watching?

"If you hurt it I want an F12"

Happened to me earlier today
>be swiss
>see litlle manlet come up my drive
>"oi mate mind if i take ye wheels for a quick spin"
>sure why not, use the mountain roads since no race track allowed in Switzerland
>drives car off
>haven't seen him in a while
>ahmed comes over for daily wife raping
>mud baby children throw rocks at my cattle
>such is life in Switzerland

Give him a personality test

What's your favorite cars
>Uhhh big V8 american muscle uuuuuuuhhhhh
Do you like bikes?
>Uh yea!
Do you bleach your teeth
>Well eh ereeeerrereere yes
Results: Confirmed retard, probility of crashing high, request rejected

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>>17350616
>top speed: 127 (given a long enough straight)
>feels super stable at speed actually for a shitbox
Eh, he can afford to buy a me a new one a million times over, why not?

>>17350625
this or make him pay a huge deposit

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I pay taxes and have a monthly pass, so its pretty much part mine.

Have fun, guy

>>17350616
Judging by his recent performance he won't top it up but put it top down.

>>17350896
white niggers

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You'll get to 135 before the governor shits on your parade.

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going by the number of plane old boring straight roads here where no one could possibly crash, I'd say no

>>17350616
Call my insurance company and change the agreed value to double it's real value.
>Add him to the approved drivers.
Hand him the keys.

>>17350876
In what world was this ever a good idea lol wtf

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so it's his 2nd big crash, rekn a multi-million super car

do you reckon he did it again cos he couldn't remember the first time?

>>17350616
Ask why he wants to drive an Aztek..

He's kinda cute, I'd say for a blowjob

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>>17355216
Hammond is not for Sexual.

he is okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdrTn15JYgc

>>17350912
Let's dissect this post, shall we?
First half, alright greentext
Then, remembering that this is a nonpolitical board about automobiles, decides to bring politics into his story (also gets Sweden mixed up with Switzerland)
Then, he finishes off with a meme.
Beautiful.

>>17355414
I live in switzerland and can comfirm that we have a shitload of immigration.
Hell, I'm an immigrant myself.

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>electric cars are so safe!

*bursts into flames*

Yeah OK Ecofags.