Pls help. I fell for the British car meme and got an XK, th

>>17335952
LS swap

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>he bought an XK

>>17335952
put an LS in it

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>Bought a britisan car
>Goes to shit

Like pottery.

>>17335963
>xK
>He

>>17335952
Ford era Jag is least reliable Jag.

>>17335985
London?

>>17335952
you have a sexy voice
make more car related videos, i'm sure you can make it big.

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>>17335952
>>17335977

>>17335987
Complete lies.

The X300 is probably one of the most reliable luxury cars you can buy, the engine and transmission are bombproof. The Ford-era was probably Jaguar's best period, they sorted most of the rust problems and reliability but without the retarded overly technical shit of the X350 onwards.

>>17336041
>implying Ford had anything to do with that other than wiring
The 4.0 liter was perfected and the trans was as well, Ford had very little to do with how amazing that X300 is

>>17335952
>buying britshit
kys yourself

>>17335952
That's a rod knock. Best solution will be a salvage engine.

Oh, and any oil coolers and lines will also need to be replaced. They'll be full of metal debris and you can't clean them effectively.

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>not a single constructive reply
I would try to seafoam it, see what happens.
Maybe its just the lifters/cams being upset.

Try a injector cleaning fuel additive.

>>17336253
Dipshit, that's not lifter tick you're hearing, that's full on rod knock

>>17336253
>suggesting seashit for what is clearly a lost cause

>>17335961
>>17335965

this solution solves the biggest britshit reliability issue and adds power

all i wanted was some side boob

>>17335952
Kek falling for the meme

>>17335952
JZ swap

>>17335952
you got fucked big time m8

>>17335952
got what you deserved for buying a used britishit.
never ever buy an out of warranty jag or range

>>17336648
>never ever buy an out of warranty jag or range
or any yuroshit out of warranty, for that matter
you can get better domestic cars for the money anyway

>>17335952
FUCK

>>17336667
yep yuroshit too
gooky nipshit is trash as well, except toyota n acura

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>>17335952
It's not falling for a meme when 90% of gear heads will tell you "Hey, buying an old jag is a fucking awful idea."

Jags in particular are horrible with head gaskets, and it's not uncommon for the block itself to crack. Take it to the shop and ask for an engine inspection. Those cars are fucking awful to work on on your own.

>>17335952
Hit up a junkyard breh, if you really want to keep it

>>17335952
I love you mom

>>17336978
I love your mom

>>17335952
lol

>>17336472
Google and you can get half a nipple

don't these have some funky cylinder wall coating that is quickly degraded by ethanol?

>>17338377
You're thinking of Nikasil, and no they didn't

>>17336472
ditto

>>17335952
>wow

>>17335952
YOU CUNTBAG

>>17335952

REEEEEEEEE