>go to non-local u-pull-it in search of a cup holder to replace

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>Idiot mistakes
>My existence

>dear diary
>today I did stupid things and think everyone should know about it

I bought a Veloster

Here's my idiot mistake.

>drove car
>crashed car

Here you go I'm still going through this one

>go see car
>looks good, its been sitting but not for to long
>buy car
>see pink slip
>in dealers name still
>"oh yeah i dont put any of my cars in my name"
>draw up bill of sale take pics of his ID
>go to DMV
>nope, you need a bunch more paperwork than just this
>have to drive all the way back to where I got the car
>need smog
>pay state jews
>fuck

And thats where I learned that you don't generally buy cars owned by minorities.

>>17313999
>Don't buy a car from a minority.
No you mongoloid, don't buy a car from a retard. There's plenty of white retards out there too, you're gonna get fleeced again if you don't watch yourself.

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>at work
>someone tells me to do something
>turn my back to walk away and immediately forget what it was

>at home
>walk into a room
>as soon as I cross the threshold, reason I had for being there evaporates

>mentally prepare for a repair, do research, read specialist forums
>purchase the obscure tools I need and make sure I have spare nuts or bolts of the correct size in case I break one
>fuck up severely anyway and end up getting it towed to a mechanic

>go to drive somewhere on my day off
>mind wanders
>arrive at my parking space at work

>set five alarms at different times with different tones or songs
>oversleep an hour and don't even remember hearing them or turning them off

>finally bought a new-to-me car for the first time in 10 years
>wanted to make absolutely sure it was good enough to use as a DD, had a checklist of things to look out for and notorious rust spots to check
>forgot 100% of it in the moment and ended up buying an uninspectable piece of shit with severe structural rust and a head gasket on the verge of collapse because it looked good from the outside

>don't do drugs, don't drink more than like once a month, try not to amass unnecessary credit
>somehow worse off financially than local stoners, drunks, town bike single mothers
>literally everyone I know, even the people earning less than me, has a better/newer car than me

Really makes you think... about fucking suicide.

>at work
>someone tells me to do something
>turn my back to walk away and immediately forget what it was
Situational forgetfullness. It happens to everyone. Prevent it by remaining in the situation.

>at home
>walk into a room
>as soon as I cross the threshold, reason I had for being there evaporates
That's called the doorframe effect. Connected to the situation / environmental change
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget/

>mentally prepare for a repair, do research, read specialist forums
>purchase the obscure tools I need and make sure I have spare nuts or bolts of the correct size in case I break one
>fuck up severely anyway and end up getting it towed to a mechanic
Meet some friends with the special car like yours and learn with them

>go to drive somewhere on my day off
>mind wanders
>arrive at my parking space at work
Instinctual driving. Take roads that are unfamiliar and then and only then let your mind wander.

>set five alarms at different times with different tones or songs
>oversleep an hour and don't even remember hearing them or turning them off
Take your phone and move it somewhere across the room forcing you to get up

>finally bought a new-to-me car for the first time in 10 years
>wanted to make absolutely sure it was good enough to use as a DD, had a checklist of things to look out for and notorious rust spots to check
>forgot 100% of it in the moment and ended up buying an uninspectable piece of shit with severe structural rust and a head gasket on the verge of collapse because it looked good from the outside
With all the other shit you've told me, I'm not surprised at this incompetence. You can only fix this by leasing or fixing small things that end up leading to bigger ones

>don't do drugs, don't drink more than like once a month, try not to amass unnecessary credit
>somehow worse off financially than local stoners, drunks, town bike single mothers
Get an adderall/ ritalin script

>>17315239
meant for:
>>17314326

>>17315243
>>17315239
Yeah I've been thinking I need Ritalin or something for a while now. The threshold thing happens to everyone but it happens A LOT to me. Like every other time I get up for something. Garage stuff always takes me forever too because I'll put a tool down, lose it, and then spend 15 minutes looking for it.

>want to go to doctor and fix my problems
>can't because I'm four payments behind on health insurance
>four payments behind because I didn't realize I had a monthly premium now since I went up a poorfag bracket when I did my taxes this year and Obamacare expects me to pay now
>didn't realize I had a monthly premium because I had been ignoring my mail from health insurer because all it ever said before was "here's your monthly statement, you used $0 and owe $0"

There's no stopping the spiral into madness

>>17311582
>family owns large wrecking yard
>play with useless about to be crushed shit mobiles when its slow
>roll the doorless focus we use to get around because dirt jump was 2sick4me
>flip it back over and top off the fluids
>mfw it still started

10/10 would highly recommend a job at a mostly osha free wrecking yard

>>17315343
Buy a pure powder sample of 1 or 2 grams of 4-fluoro-amphetamine or ethylphenidate and dose based off health recommendations from
boards.420chan.org/stim/

Ethylphenidate is better and you can just buy this in bulk powder for cheaper than your health insurance. You just gotta make preparations yourself.

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>>17315514
>ethylphenidate
>does the same shit as ritalin
>appetite suppressant (i'm also fat)
>not illegal here yet
I'll take you up on that offer.

>>17315514
Is there like a sticky with where to get stuff or how much to take, or do I just ask 420 like a newfag? Despite it being not technically illegal in the US, I can't seem to find a reputable-looking site selling the stuff and don't want to get ripped off or sold bad shit.

>>17313999
Rule one of used car buying
>Don't buy from niggers, spicks or white trash

>>17315799
ethylphenidate is made in your body when you drink alcohol and take methylphenidate. nbd

>>17315893
you can't source on 420chan (i don't think) and rc suppliers are notably hard to find. they're not impossible but once you found one for 4-fluoro or ethylphenidate, then you're gold

think you're actually going to have to check lebbit or just toss up a general "how to into finding rc vendors" thread on /psy/ or /stim/ or /dis/

>go to local u-pull for some interior door handles
>finally get what I need as is starts to rain
>as I'm walking back to the check out it starts pouring rain and tornado sirens start going off
>guy at the counter ask if I got anything
>show him the handles
>he says "ok have a nice day"
>slight autism kicks in
>he says have a nice day again and nods toward the door
>walk out with free door handles

>>17315381
Do you have a problem with thieves?