Which car will make me appear to be the biggest baller? mid

>NEET
>wants to buy a car to look like a "baller"
oh boy here we go

A job

>>17278707
BMW, Benz, Audi in those models is for people who want to look rich, its entry level luxury.

What you want, is a one/two/three year old used car, like the BMW 5 Series, Mercedes E Class or CLS Class, or Audi A7.

From that list I'd personally go with CLS Class or A7. It's the new baller roofline coupe a e s t h e t i c.

Girls will fawn over you if you drive those.

>>17278707
kill yourself.

>>17278721
the bmw 5 series and e class are both boats.

i don't have a family to driver around.

>>17278743
... so then drive around 3 girls? More seats for more eats kid.

>>17278752
Generally girls get too jealous or i'm not alpha enough to mindfuck girls into sharing me.

I've banged 'em all. Young, middle aged, married, asian milfs, white milfs, young latina, blondes, emo white girls etc.

None liked to share when it came down to it.

So at most it's just me and one other person.

Don't see the need for a larger e class or 5 series.

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>>17278831
>i'm not alpha enough to mindfuck girls into sharing me.
I fucking hate this hecking feel. I have the speechcraft to hook up with randos but I don't have the psychological skill to convince a woman to do the "my boyfriend's girlfriend" thing

I really dont understand where the fuck you people live where a charger/bmw/lexus/mercedes is seen as luxury or nice

SoCal and I would say at LEAST half of all cars on the road are some form of luxury vehicle. If you showed up in a '90s-'00s BMW/etc. it would be embarrassing.

I must pass 20 '13+ lexus/bmw/cadillac/benz on my 15 minute ride to work. do you retards unironically live in the middle of fucking nowhere such that an old beater BMW is seen as """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""luxury""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?

>>17278850
You dumb fucking nigger, OP mentioned C300 coupe and 4 series, he is talking about cars 2014 and newer, likely buying brand new or less than a year old.

>>17278850
>Bmw 4 series started in 2014 onward.
>Giulia started in 2016
Obviously OP is talking about newer cars dingshit

how can a neet afford a car?

>>17280495
>Being a nigger
>Collecting welfare

>>17278843
Kek, I was pulling that shit in middle school. Git gud

>>17278707
Used Maseratti.