Roast this car: [basically why shouldn't i buy it] Mini

It's a shell of it's old self.

The reliabilty of the worst bmw with fwd and a plastic interior

>>17278576
what parts are unreliable...
played dirt Rally and loved the 1st mini from the 1960's lots of control... so i was wondering if the minicooper s was still as good

>>17278600
What made the mini so good is how small it was, but it's essentially grown 2x as big in the years.

>>17278624
aight

>>17278600
Well if a 60 year old car that has nothing to do with this car whatsoever except the name is enjoyable in a video game how can you not buy it? Just seems like a no brainer.

>>17278635
aight

>>17278600
Is the "dot dot dot" supposed to imply that you don't believe him?

My neighbor had a Cooper S and it was in the shop all the time. Finally sold it for a Ford Fusion. Cooper is a shit.

>>17278643
aight ...

>>17278657
>aight
You have a strange fascination with this word. Must hear it a lot from your mother's ethnic boyfriend.

>>17278558
>no dipstick
>interior rattles
>timing chain on R56 n14
>too big

>>17278704
aight is a shortcut for alright...
aight

I have one in the crew, it goes pretty quick.

>>17278600
Get a Honda CRX or EG hatch.

>>17278828
you must also be a quick thinker like your mother's ethnic boyfriend.

It's an old lady car