My neighbor is selling his 09 P71. >Clean title, straight

>>17241784
P71's are typically beat to hell and have few options. And everyone will think you're a cop. Get a Grand Marquis instead. They're more luxurious and often cheaper than Crown Vics.

>>17241791
Car is owned by an ex state trooper. Neighbor takes well care of his cars so doubt it's been run to shit. No Grand Marqs around here

>>17241791
>people will think you're a cop

no, OP will think people think he's a cop

>>17241832
What's bad about that? It'll keep the nogs and other minority away from me. Just kidding. Come on \o\, give me good reasons to buy it.

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>>17241849
>\o\

>>17241784
>4K OBO
Offer him the car's actual value: $1,800-.

>>17241866
You're one of those low ballers aren't ya

>>17241879
The worst he can say is no, and in that case you just counter.

This is the fedora of cars though. we had a thread about this

>>17241961
Give summary

>Town Car: "I want my car to feel like a four star hotel, air shocks and mileage be damned"
>Grand Marquis: "I want a big, comfortable sedan to cruise around in, but don't want the Crown Vic stigma"
>Marauder: "I want an Impala SS, but this is the next best thing"
>Crown Victoria: "I somehow managed to find a civilian CV that hasn't been destroyed already"
>P71: "I want to jerk off when people slow down when they see my push bar and spotlights, p.s. kill all cops #fuckpigs"

Bump for unbias info

>>17242100
>>Marauder: "I want an Impala SS, but this is the next best thing"
Ouch.

>>17242656
Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

>>17242656
Ya know its true, bud.

>>17241791
Since when are grand marquis cheaper than vics? I've never seen this.

>>17244788
It's really a by-area thing. Marquis can be cheaper if it's an old person (or being sold for an old person) who doesn't want a huge amount of money, just wants something newer/safer/more fuel-efficient/etc, but a completely clapped-out P71 with holes everywhere will be cheaper if you want the absolute least costly car you can find.

>>17241832
If he lives in an area where P71's are still common, people will think he's a cop. I've had people at night who are afraid to pass my marauder and instead follow me for miles.

>>17242765
>>17244384
>I want an impala, but I don't want to deal with optispark, a 4L60E and an interior which comes apart in your hand

>>17245297
>implying there's such thing as a Panther whose interior also doesn't come apart in your hand
t. crown vic owner

>>17241879
An eight year old p71 isn't worth much.

>>17245966
My 05 Grand Marquis's interior looks as nice as the day it rolled of the line at stap. Panther interior are very durable by the by in my experience.

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>>17245982
At 109k miles, presumably low idle hours and in good condition it's a $4,000 car. The trash which is being sold for $3,000 is nothing like this one. I say buy it OP and make it a little more comfortable for DDing with an upgraded stereo.

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Buy it, remove and sell the pushbar to a retarded whacker and spend the money on swaybars and sticky tires.

Also, the interior in mine is 99% perfect after 10 years and 271,000 miles, not including things I've upgraded/added/cut up to fit gadgets. The top of the steering wheel has some surface damage from the sun, but I'm gonna put a boomer-tier woodgrain Mercury wheel in it when I locate a nice one.

>woke up the other day to a crack in the windshield of my Marquis
>getting it replaced today with el-cheapo glass because OEM was $500 and I don't have the fucking money for that and no way am I attempting a full windshield replacement myself
Fingers crossed for it not being too shit, I guess?

>>17241784
just make sure you buy a vape if you get one

>>17241813
those things should have an idle time on them. Check out make sure it isnt crazy off the charts.

>>17245982
>>17246073

Easily a $4000 car, don't be a faggot OP, give him at least close to it.

This is one of the rare times someone "knows what he got" and actually has it.

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On the topic of Panther body boats, can /o/ notice anything glaringly bad about this Marquis?

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/6121466823.html