You've gone to hell and are forced to work for eternity

>>17222743
Ferrari. we can blame the hellfire instead of the engines.

>>17222743
One for semi trucks, cuz diesel engines are fun, and hardly break down

harley davidson because it's old tech i can understand

Mazda so I can sometimes see Doritos.

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>>17222743
it depends do i get to bang the demons there? if so, i'll take bmw. i would love to be strangled by a tall german man while he shoves his oversized member inside me.

>>17222827
you only bang demons if you work for Dodge

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>>17222761
that's clever

>>17222855
>worst girl
I pity the fool

>>17222766
>Hardly break down

EGR is a thing.

>>17222871
How the fuck would I know? I ride the bus... stupid /o/ poster

>>17222891
no. Satania a shit

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>>17222909
a shit
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>>17222905
Is okie bus rider. But sadly modern Diesel engines have fallen victim to liberal politicians fucking with the industry and are now required to be "green" like the current crop of shitty car engines. Old diesels? Fuck yeah bro. New ones? Ehhhh...

>>17222938
If we just wipe, china, the niggers, Mexico, and half of our hillbillies off the planet there would be no need

>>17222766
>cuz diesel engines are fun, and hardly break down
KEK

First thing on the menu tomorrow is a '16 KW with a rotted out coolant manifold and lower rad pipe. Even if the engines sometimes last the rest of the trucks are junk.

Fiat

>>17222743
>work for eternity as an auto technician for a dealership
What if I do a shit job and leave the oil drain plug out every time?

>>17223020
Then go MAN or Scania. Reliable as fuck.

>>17226085
Then you get transferred to Jiffy Lube to begin your new role as an oil drain receptacle, forever.

Lexus. Just jerk off all day.

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Honda Powerhouse

>get to wrench on bikes, UTVs, ATVs and jetskis all day

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>>17222855
Satania a shit

whichever pays the most

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>>17226736
Say one more bad thing about my girlfriend and I will kill you

I've straight up killed a nigga before

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>>17226751
she's not a shit as i'd love to go balls deep inside her

>>17226751
>i've killed a nigga before
story? what did you do with the body?

Volkswagen.

>>17226917
You know, with all the special tools right there at your disposal, this might not even be that bad of an idea.

>>17226932

Yep, prolly one of the easiest environments.

>>17226908
this lawyer guy tried to rob us big time,some people to took care of it

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>>17226968
>us

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>>17226976
the family

and I do mean the actual family not some mafia shit

>>17226111
I work with a Turkish guy that was a service engineer for MAN, from his stories it sounds like they do some pretty shady stuff for fixes but the quality of the trucks is very high

If I had to choose a franchise dealership for a brand that I haven't already worked for I would go with Mercedes.

>>17226996
hope you fucked the body before and after otherwise it was a waste of time

>>17222743
>tfw already there

>>17224736
WHYY