>anon quick what is your car's wifi password? i want

>>17213203
Guess I'm gay now.

Oh i'll show you my wi-fi
*Unzip dick*

>"you have LTE you stupid bitch, why the fuck do you need more than 30 mb/s?"

>>17213203
wash your face

Use your own data bitch

>>17213203
GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OF MY GODDAMN INTERIOR YOU FUCKING SLAG

Pass is Hunter2

Why would I need wifi in my car, my phone already has mobile data

>>17213203
Uh yeah, the password, right? Um its uhhh...Niggers1. Haha my friend made it, he's such a prick haha.

You gotta make me a sandwich before you get the password, hehe!

BITCH IM FUCKING DRIVING GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY FACE

Seriously why do people try to show you shit while your fucking driving

Cars have built in wifi now?

What the fuck does it connect to? Do you pay for it monthly or something? God I'm old.

>a girl in my car

wtf how did you get here

>>17213699
yes.

the car's entertainment system, you can stream music or even films on it, also surf the web. yes, you pay monthly/yearly

>who are you
>how did you get in my car
>and since when does my car have back seats

>>17213714
It's weird to think about paying monthly/yearly for something on your car beyond insurance/registration and fluids/repairs to me. Probably because I've only ever owned shitboxes and most of the brands I've driven don't even exist anymore, and the idea of a car being connected to your phone beyond an aux jack or tape deck converter is still weird.

Who needs it?

>>17213698
>Anon, don't the cats look super cute? THEY ARE SO CUTE!

>>17213761
Nobody needs it. That's what mobile data if for.

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>>17213699
>his car doesn't have facebook

>>17213792
My car doesn't even have a digital odometer.

>>17213792
>remember goys and birls, don't text and drive
>but Facebooking on your dashboard is fine

>>17213798
Sure it does. It's just analog digital.

>>17213827
It's a fully mechanical odometer that will get fucked up if the speedometer gear gets worn out in the back or if you run your tires too over/underinflated.

I don't allow fat people in my car. The suspension is bad enough as is.

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>>17213836

>>17213843
Hm, learn something new everyday

Reminder you can get Wi-Fi in a Corvette now.

Frau Bismarck

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>>17213463
>>17213698
autism

>>17213203
why is this a thing? you have a phone, and the car is pulling data from the same cellular network. is there any use for this beyond "the kids want to use the ipad"?

>>17213310
>30 mb/s
Nigger i dont need more than 500kb/s, what the fuck.

>>17214334
Yes
>the kids want to use their laptop
And
>look at my car bitches, it haz wifi! xD

>>17214303
slut

>>17214347
>look at my car bitches, it haz wifi! xD
LIFEHACK:
>turn on smartphone
>select wifi hotspot in settings
bam, your 93 civic now has the hot new car craze

>>17214365
Cringed

>>17213203
>implications of a girl getting in my car
>implications of me having a car
>implications of me driving

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>>17214359

>Not having unlimited 4G LTE data
>Not naming your phone after your car

It's like you love being a virgin

>>17213714
Nobody's gonna be paying attention to the fuckin' road anymore, are they?

>>17214577
Nope. Did you already forget that REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS commercial where the guy outright says he hates looking at the road?

>>17214469
is every board /r9k/ now or what?

>>17213203
She would have been out of the car way sooner than that seeing where her feet are. Also she's in the back so clearly not gf or potential gf so I have no reason to take her shit.

>implying I don't have a Faraday cage installed in my car to block the radio signals the government uses to control my tiny brain

Stay sheeple.

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>>17213203
What's the matter? Don't want to eat up your entire families 30mb data plan?

Lmao here's $2 for the bus. I don't give broke bitches rides.

>>17213699
>Cars have built in wifi now?
All the new GM cars sold for the past year have come with complimentary 3 months of WiFi or a few GB of download whichever comes first. GM even offered me a $20/month unlimited data WiFi internet plan for my car. Their plan is pretty good with throughput since one of the purposes is to watch movies while on road trips.

>>17213203
>quick what is your car's wifi password?
Get your shoes and feet off my interior trim. And stop putting feet on the seats too. Teens and assholes do that at the movie theatre so the seat fabric is dirty even in the good theatres in good areas of town. People just aren't what they used to be.

>>17214345

Fuck off. Go be Australian somewhere else.

>>17214994
>now

>the password is qt3.14, darling
>*does a hektik skid*
>*fedora fall off*

"Okay, are you ready to type it in?

It's @ - S - u - c - c - M - a - h - P - e - n - o - r - 6 - 9 - #"

>>17215934
lol

>>17214347
>the kids want to use their laptop
The kids can play the traditional classic car game of "shut your little cunt mouth and look out the damn window".

>>17213792
>letting jewbook infect your car

>absolutely disgusting

>>17213203
Why is that dude wearing a wig and skinny jeans???

It's niggerkiller420.

Seriously. That's my password.

>>17216292
Delete your post you transphobic shitlord

>>17216467
Kys Alphonse