>car gets hit >"that'll buff right out"

>>17199055
>"you know cars, right? can you help me fix mine?"
>"Thanks! i hope you do it for free"

This is more of an universal thing but it still pisses me off.

>>17199087
rage

>>17199087
Fucking this.
>Can you help me change a tire
>I dunno where the lug lock key is lol
>By the way my car is making a weird noise, can you see what it is?

You'll hate getting a house with neighbors then. Everyone on the block knows I have a full garage with tools and I know how to use them. Fortunately, they're too afraid to ask. :)

>car is a boring as fuck foreign econobox
>that car's probably great on gas, man!

well t-thanks

>>17199055
>>washing car
>>"missed a spot!"
>
>>alternatively, washing car
>>"nice job, now do mine!"

i'm sorry about your aspergers

>>17199238
yeah they dont want to ask because not even free car maintenance will make you friends

>>17199306
free car maintenance can def get you friends. that anon probably just scares people or something

>anon my car sound funny
>*loud metal on metal clanging from engine*
>do i need more oil
angery

>>17199345
>scares people
nah he's probably just so autistic no one wants to be near him