Do you guys get your car blessed shortly after you get it? What

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>>17198183
>m-muh enlightenment

>>17198172
I have some prayer beads in the glovebox to try to prevent the hydraulic suspension shitting the bed.

I sacrificed the fuel for the Angel of Combustion

>>17198227
>projecting

wew

>>17198172
St Christopher, St Eligius, St Fiacre, and St Frances of Rome are the patron saints of drivers.

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St Christopher is always chilling with me in my shitbox. He can't prevent my shocks, radiators and exhaust from leaking (yes they all leak), but he does make sure I don't rear end a semi or end up in a ditch. Also got St Antonius with me so I don't lose my car keys.

>>17198245
>athiest
>posting weeb shit like a godless faggot
Checks out.

Be a Leb and get a St Charbel sticker.

Wallah cuz!

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Not yet, but I do plan on getting a window sticker. How's this look for letting people know exactly what I think of their Jesus?

Orthodox Christianity is the only acceptable form of christianity.

>>17199102
>not realizing athiesm is also one of the most capital crimes in shariah law

holy fuck you cant even bait right

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>>17199141
"O Prophet, strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites, and be firm against them. Their abode is Hell,-- an evil refuge indeed"

tfw you're as bad as the lying shitskins

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>>17198172
What is the most "christian" car out there? pic related is my guess

>>17199173

10/10 would crusade in

no but i put my lucky bracelet on the door handle.

>his first wash isn't with water blessed by his priest
what the fuck kind of sick board am I on?

>>17199120
You'll burn in hell.

>>17199148
cuck, lol

>>17201628
Good, I'd rather rot in hell than sell out my moral compass to a piece of absolute shit like your god

>not getting your Toyota pick up stained in the blood of infidels

>>17199173
Chrysler new yorker

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>>17198172
These are MASSIVELY popular in latin america, I like them because they're simple. For some reason everyone around here has square bumper stickers that say shit on them, looks really ugly compared to this.

>>17198444
Haha they sell these in Krakow, I wish I had bought one

>>17202315
>ultimate Jew Canoe
>Christian Car
uwot

>>17201921
That was edgier than the decaying hood of my rustang

>>17201921
Your moral compass is a clock

>>17198172
I like those ΙΧΘΥΣ emblems with the letters inside. Also, you can get an "America Bless God" sticker.

>not praying to the V8 gods

بلدي الحوامات مليئة الثعابين

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I was test driving a car once and I dropped the visor and all I saw was pic related.

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Only sticker i got in my car.
Praise the omnissiah

I'm unreligious but grandpa gave me a picture of St. Christopher when I got the car so I figured I'd just keep it with me.