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Goddammit....
So, I work Parts. I had a ~75 year old guy lose his keys. Got stranded at his house. So after I punched out, I cut a key based on his VIN, drove out to his house, got his ID and registration, and manually programmed the key to his ~2006 Buick Rendezvous....
Dude had Alzheimers. Could remember anything longer than 5 minutes, except for that he hated his Landlord.... Then he wanted to buy me a pizza. So I drove him in and we placed the order. Then we drove around town and he bought himself a healthy bottle of vodka. His hip was bad. He could barely get in and out of the car.... Then I got him back to the house. We ate the pizza and watched a sappy episode of The Big Bang Theory that had to deal with death. "Good thing you have friends to help you deal with it!"
Fuck, man.... I just read that story in another thread where some autisit left an injured girl to die in her car... Tell me nice things you did for people that you are proud of. The more naive the story, the better.
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>not asking to edit his will for him
You fucked up OP
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>>17193948
The pizz part was pretty sweet
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>>17193948
similar story with 80 year old woman on the side of the road...best toothless blowjob ever
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>>17193948
OP you are going to die too and stop existing how does that make you feel
also since this is /o/ I think nissan gtr is cool but I will never be able to afford one
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>>17193948
That was a trip op. Wasn't very long but it was a trip.
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>>17193948
Was driving home from a movie one night through downtown and as i was coming to a stop at the stoplight I saw a dude stumbling across the street. When i came to a stop at the light he got in thinking I was a taxi. I told him i wasn't a taxi but offered to take him to where he needed to go because he was obviously wasted. Gave him some popcorn I was bringing back home from the movies and dropped him off at his hotel.
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>>17193948
did you guys fug?
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>>17193987
I used to drive for Lyft part time. Hauling drunk strangers around the nice parts of Detroit on a Friday Night is good stuff. Friendly drunk strangers are the best...
>>17193970
Relieved?
>>17193968
Uh, more power to ya bro?
>>17193958
Dammit... I could have got the sole rights to his cigarette rolling machine!! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE PLAYED GOD!!!!
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>>17193991
We had a pizza with Anchovies. Salty, nasty anchovies that no person younger than 30 could appreciate.
Anchovies fuckin rock.
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Yeah and we fugged
turns out the old guy had a fursuit
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