"Nice car, what's the retail on one of those?"

More than you can afford pal, a bus pass

500 bucks

ejecto seato, cuz

35,000

got it for 1800

>>17183997
3.50

>>17184002
>Diesel buses are the most common type of bus in the United States, and they cost around $300,000 per vehicle, although a recent purchase by the Chicago Transit Authority found them paying almost $600,000 per diesel bus.

>>17183997
me too, thanks?

>>17183997
ride or die

about tree fiddy

I don't say anything because my window doesn't roll down

>>17183997
There is no retail because it's been discontinued for 7, 8, or 12 years depending on which car I'm in.

>>17183997
About 3k

More than I can afford

>>17184082
wow, as if Chicago wasn't a falling city already

>>17183997
more than your car accord pal

950$

$72000

When it was new

continue looking straight forward, pretending I did not hear and slowly wind the shield up with the crank

>>17185026
*crank snaps off, window falls inside the door*

>>17185039
>light turns green
>i choke on the clutch and stall the car

>>17183997
>Wat say you /o/?

Look straight at them
>Let me guess, bald one is the top and blondie is the bottom?

>>17185049
Whoa

>>17184755
wut cahr?
some lexus ls?

>>17185081

300C SRT8

I'm Australian so prices are bullshit, but I bought it for less than half that.

>>17185156
I want one of those so bad. I'm an Amerifat so my price may be less bs.

>>17185026
>>17185026
They'll know you did hear if you wind up the window

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>>17185542

no idea its 30 years old you dumb bald cunt

>>17183997
About tree fiddy
>not even a joke, my car is fucking worthless

>>17183997
About 15 grand. Hows your day going you pair of poofs?

>>17185614
>poofs

Is your name Bruce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc

>>17183997
I always thought this scene was funny.

The supposedly 10 sec Supra barely beats a high 12 sec Ferrari.

Entire scene was pretty fucking gay.

More than you can pronounce, pal, Fwehrrwarwi.

>>17185634
I do love Python, but sadly my name is not Bruce.

I do however drive a 2016 Seat Ibiza FR...plz, no bully...

>>17185651
Premium chavmobile, your names Davey right? Either that or it's Jordan.

>>17185651
Seats are good cars mate, dont't listen to the hate.

I thought about getting one but interior is so incrediebly dull. Definately the worst part of the car.

How does is drive?

>>17185676
Coming from an Accord Type R...it handles surprisingly well! Even at only 90bhp its surprisingly nippy. Goes round corners like its on rails. Brakes are insane on it because its so light. I opted for the 1.2 version to save money on petrol...my Accord was very thirsty being an old school 2.2 VTEC. I went from 250 quid a month on petrol down to 50!

>>17185659
Its actually Chris you dick.

>>17185740
Oh I'm sorry CrisxXx1996xXx

>>17185736
>90 bhp

Howls! Howls of derisive laughter Bruce!

Hardy fuckin har...

You gotta pay for power and I was sick of spending so much money on fuel each month. I'm actually glad I'm out of a rapid motor cos I drove the Accord like a fucking nutter.

>>17185736
>90bhp
>1.2

I had a 1997 lancia Y with 16V 1.2 engine that had 86 ... wtf, did science stop? I know VW does those doublecharged 1.4 160 hp twincharged little engines, do they don't put them into Seats? Or were you just worried about durability?

>because its so light
yea, light is love, light is life

I went from that Lancia to IS200 as a project car and while it's much faster I miss the lightness (and fuel economy).

I was thinking about selling the lex and getting FB to work on, best of both worlds, especially since summer is comming

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They do a 120bhp version of the 1.2 but when I went to order a car Seat were on their fucking 2 month holiday they have at the manufacturing plant...lazy cunts. I would have had to wait almost 16 weeks and I though fuck that shit just gimme a 90bhp version as they had a couple there.
I'm seriously considering the 1.8 Cupra version though....they still get good mileage but its the problem of me being back in a fast car...I drive like a twat. I overtake everyone that isnt doing the speed limit and actively hunt down chavs in Corsas to blow their doors off...

Heres my old ATR...I do miss the old girl....

>>17185800

Seats are just as chavvy as Corsas.

Englnd is also the only place that seems to be fascinated by Cupras

>>17185809
Up here in Scotland Corsas are the chavs main weapon. They tend to stay away from Seat for some reason...

>>17183997
something like
>holy shit it's meme dead guy

>>17183997
You can't just buy a car like mine. It's built, not bought.

i dunno i bought it for $500 and some xbox games

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>>17183997

>>17183997
$30,609.00

>>17183997
I've got a hundred grand under the hood of this thing

No clue buddy, I bought it for $350. But with a few simple mods I'll chop your car from a rolling 20

>>17183997
Haha y-you too p-pal.

tree fiddy times a thousand nigga

Stare directly at his face and respond with the same question word for word.