Just when you think this gay ass world is beyond all hope, s

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>it's a "less sanity is a good thing" episode

>>17175253
all they do is look at your windshield and check your light and charge you $25 to do it.

>>17175265
Dont forget that they joyride your car.

>>17175265
Well, maybe they should've made them stricter if they had wanted them to actually make a difference.

>>17175275
thats the point m8. it was bullshit and they finally got rid of it.

>>17175247
Stop ban evading

>>17175296
I did, that's why I'm asking you to stop. Thanks

The roadworthy certificates here are actually fucked.

Fucker didn't even turn my car on to inspect it. Could have gotten a roadworthy with a blown headgasket for all he cared.

>>17175304
Anouncing a report is bannable

>>17175323
How come shitposting is the only thing you know, is it am autistic defense mechanism to hide the fact you know little about automobiles?

I hope you get hit by a wetback on bald tires with no insurance anon

>>17175351
Damn this hurt his feeluns

>>17175351
he says he like how easy it is to trigger /o/tists. if he didn't do it someone else would

>>17175418
But he uses multiple devices replying to himself to get the ball rolling, sad!

>>17175273
What kind of inspection are you getting where they drive your car? The car doesn't even have to be running to get inspected

Guys as somebody who is from dallas, I have two things to say about this.

1: >>17175315

Is right. I got a road certificate on an old maxima that sounded like a dying cat, had faulty brakes, and no ac system to speak of. I honestly can say that that car was probably less than 5,000 miles away from utterly failing and killing me or someone else. The road certificates are utter garbage.

2: On the other hand, I don't even need to know the exact relationship. The last name huffines is a big car dealership in plano. Kinda fuckin funny that a car dealership sponsors getting rid of certificates? I wonder why...

>>17175468
Funny enough I know exactly who and what you are talking about, how about an honest answer on why you spend 12-14 hours a day shitposting on a board you know little about. Just curious about what motivates /o/'s biggest sperg

>>17175468
remember how nissan needed a 2015 model GTR to beat a 2010 model dodge (lmao) by less than 4(roflmao) seconds?

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>>17175247
texas bros will finally know the feel of straight piped american vee ates that are completely unsafe

godspeed texasbros

Every other goddamn car on the road already has burned out headlights and bald tires and is held together with duct tape and bungee cords, can't wait for it to get even worse.

>b-b-but m-muh freedumz
>it's my right to endanger everyone else on the road

>>17175242
Texas is such a shithole

this just furthers the fact

>>17175468
wrong

>>17175507
but it took them 5(five) years to do so lmao. dodge set the time with a car designed in 2003 with an engine designed for 2003 kek

>>17175526
well it did get cancelled. my point is it took datsun 12(TWELVE holy shit) years to compete lmao

>>17175529
and they even killed someone trying to do so lmao
datsun is a joke

>>17175519
>Mound Road Engine
>Conner Avenue Assembly

Both in Deetroit

test

>>17175545
>The GTR is from 2006 btw
then why didn't the 2006 model beat the viper?
>>17175556
>You are stupid
how so?

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S/o/viet getting assmad before our eyes, truly a great sight

>>17175584
truely is a sight to behold

>>17175556

Block Casting - Caparo UK
Block Machining - DMI USA
Piston and Pin Assembly - Mahle Mexico
Piston Ring pack - Condumex Mexico
Connecting Rod - Metaldyne USA
Cylinder Liners - MAHLE Mexico
Crankshaft Assembly - Norton USA
Crankshaft Damper - Metaldyne Canada
Main Bearings - GVI USA
Oil Pan - ECK/DMI USA
Engine Oil Cooler - Long USA
Oil Level Indicator & Tube Assembly-
Milwaukee Wire USA
Front Cover/Oil Pump - DMI USA
Swinging Oil Pickup Assembly - Extreme USA
Timing Drive Kit - Borg Warner USA
Engine Wiring Harness - Yazaki USA
Intake Module - Extreme USA
Fuel Distribution Module - Milleneum USA
Exhaust Manifolds - Arvin Meritor Germany
Exhaust Manifold Gaskets - Elring Klinger Germany
Vacuum Vapor Harness - Bates USA
PCV Valve - MPC USA
Cylinder Head Casting - Nemak Mexico
Cylinder Head Machining and
?Assembly - Linamar Canada
Valve Seats - Federal Mogul USA
Valve Guides - Federal Mogul USA
Valve Retainers - Milwaukee Wire USA
Valve Locks - Milwaukee Wire USA
Valve Spring - Associated USA
Push Rods - TI Bundy
Intake & Exhaust Valves - Edival Argentina
VVT Camshaft - Mahle Germany
VVT Camshaft Phaser - INA USA
Camshaft Position Senor - Microswitch USA
VVT Oil Control Valve - Husco USA
Roller Rocker Arms - INA USA
Hydraulic Roller Lifter - Delphi
Lifter Alignment Yoke - MidAmerican USA
Head Gaskets - Elring Klinger USA
Ignition Coils - Diamond USA
Head Cover/Coil Cover - Extreme USA
Ignition Cables - Prestolite Mexico
Platinum Spark Plugs - Champion USA
Ignition Capacitor - Diamond USA

Where's Lamborghini?

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>>17175242
Damn it feels good to be a Texan

>>17175242
Washington does not have any safety inspections, just smog. If it can pass smog it's usually in decent enough shape to be driven here.

>>17175296
>>17175323
>>17175507
>>17175545
Stop using Satania for your shitposting. She's a mostly good girl who doesn't deserve this.

Last sighting of S/o/viet was on the roof of his apartment, he's just given up after being dealt such a massive loss

It appears that s/o/viet has been BTFO! how will he ever recover?

>>17175635
So much damage control he's literally struggling to keep up

>>17175635
>There is no viper made before 2008 faster than the GTR
why 2008? anyways the skyline GT-R (previous generation) was slower by a considerable margin in many instances.
>2005 model viper lapped the ring in 7:59
yes and the R33 GT-R clocked 7:59 and 8:01 lmao
>There are 5 years between 2013 and 2011
where did you get this? The 2015 >>model year<< GTR beat the 2010 >>model year<< viper.
>GT3 racecar, not a Nismo GTR
still a gtr and it still killed a person because nissan can't into good engineering keke
also
>reddit spacing
>>17175659
>bitches that other anons are laughing at his absence
>makes the same kind of post he bitched about
what did you mean by this?

>>17175760
If you aren't white what are you a muslim?

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>>17175754
>i made him this assmad
highly worth it. I might post something more constructive later.

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>>17175787
Sure, i got btfo. I dont even like dodge enough to put up a good argument. I was thinking my next post would be
>but model years lmao
>getting laptimes from wikipedia kek
>a GTR in name ya dingus
>moving the goalposts
>being racist to whites
>more reddit spacing
what ever. I'll save triggering you even more for the next thread :^)
>join me and alphonse on our quest to trigger Prez/o/
>implying I don't already do that
finally
>still ban evading
lmao :^)

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>safety no longer required
>Emissions still required in cucked urban counties

Pointless legislation since, as many have pointed out, safety inspections are bullshit and cars with no business being on the road were getting passed for no reason.

>>17175818
>get a name
sure thing senpai

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why is it that some of you just want to ruin /o/? seriously, /o/ shouldn't be the warren of shitposts, it's not like this is /b/.

>>17175860
>a board where everyone is easily triggered and lacking in moderation shouldn't be a center for shitposting
',:^)

The safety inspections barely matter.

Half the stuff below would get you gigged by the cops anyways. Try driving near a cop without using a blinker, headlights, or a seat belt. Try driving around without steering or tires in general.

>05.01 Inspect Every Passenger Car For: (Listed in suggested order of inspection)

1. Horn
2. Windshield Wipers
3. Mirror
4. Steering
5. Seat Belts
6. Brakes (system) (Parking - beginning with 1960 models)
7. Tires
8. Wheel Assembly
9. Exhaust System
10. Exhaust Emission System (beginning with 1968 models)
11. Beam Indicator (beginning with 1948 models)
12. Tail Lamps (2); (1) if 1959 model or earlier
13. Stop Lamps (3) 1986 and newer; (2) if 1960-1985; (1) if 1959 model or earlier
14. License Plate Lamp (1)
15. Rear Red Reflectors (2)
16. Turn Signal Lamps (beginning with 1960 models)
17. Head Lamps (2)
18. Motor, Serial, or Vehicle Identification Number
19. Gas caps on vehicles 2-24 model years old
20. Window Tint.

Emissions will still be a thing in the cities. The main reason anyone fails inspection as it is are CEL from dumbass sensors.

>>17175872
>Emissions will still be a thing in the cities.
They never started that in the San Antonio area and hopefully they don't start now.

>>17175996
It's useless anyways.

You're really just getting fucked by CEL's, so you have to spend $300 replacing some fucking sensor that does very little for the health of the environment.

And if you really don't want to fix it, you can find some Mexican quick lube place to pass you for $20.