What does /o/ think of the non QF Giulia? In a year I might

>>17174220
>fca
it's trash. save your money and get something that wont shit the bed in less than a year.

>>17174244
I am willing to overlook the reliability issues because it looks cool

That picture in the OP is out since the car has been revealed.
It's time to use new photos, isn't it FCA marketing?
Every Giulia Thread has that fucking rendering...

>>17174394
>he doesn't understand marketing and psychological influence from subliminal messages

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it will probably still have a warranty, so as long as you are ok with possibly taking it into the dealer a few times a year for strange noises go for it.

>>17174397
>he thinks alfa is shilling on /o/
most of /o/ can barely afford their miatas let alone PASSION

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>>17174397
FUCK YOU

Thanks to yours bullshit and subliminal messages I ended up with pic related because I'm so stressed from the nightmares I constantly have every night.

This is serious, stop joking about this please

>>17174403
it's literally three guys doing it for free.

>>17174407
you have really small calves dude

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>>17174413
That's my chest

>>17174450
Oh shit

>>17174459
You know when they say that Alfa Romeo means "Heart & Soul" or "Soul & Passion"

Take it LITERALLY

>>17174450
Why are you wearing a fishnet dress?

Chris-chan?

>>17174470
To keep the electrodes in place, the nurse at the hospital patched me up like that

>>17174407
>>17174450

What happened to you?

>>17174407
>>17174450
If you were a trap i could deal.

>>17174479
After being exposed to all this Alfa Romeo shilling and memes I started to have nightmares about the Giulia QV and one day my heart rate "exploded" when I heard the engine note from the distance travelling in my direction...I never saw that car in my life before, I mean on the street rather than pictured, so since this episode my heart started to pulse more noticeably during my normal life and at work.

I'm being checked to see if it's a psychological issue or if it's something heart related

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I'll leave this here

>>17174244
nice meme
>>17174220
drives like a QV without the punch

>>17174873
>drives like a QV
lmao sure

>>17174501
At least your nightmare wasn't driving robbers from a heist in a chipped and debadged M3 with Koni shocks, getting caught by Giulia QVs and shot to death like me. It's recurrent BTW.

>>17174220
it doesn't tickle my fancy lolol
think id get an em five or an amg instead

>>17174883
It does, unlike the Ms and AMGs which are base models with upgrades everywhere the base Giulia is a QV without the carbon and the engine. Suspension and everything else stays the same.

>>17174904
A small correction to my post, if I recall correctly AMG has started doing this too now.

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>>17174883
DING DING DING

>The Quadrifoglio model is the base on which the regular models have been developed
>Same steering, same suspension scheme, same carbon drive shaft, less powerful brakes, no carbon roof and hood, etc..

The normal model is as refined as the Quadrifoglio minus the big engine, the spoilers and big wheels.

Pic related: air vents which blows the air from the bumper to the front wheels to increase the aerodynamic efficiency.

>>17174926
Is the Giulia, dare I say, a masterpiece of modern automotive engineering?

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>>17174937

What do you think?

>>17174926
Holy shit air vents in bumpers, a thing featured in German cars (and probably Jap/US cars too) since the 70's lmao
The base Giulia has worse throttle response, normal road going tyres instead of semi slicks, is heavier, has soft suspension, has an open diff, has no aero, Giulia minus the big engine sure lol.

>>17174976
>The base Giulia has worse throttle response
>a car with a less powerful engine doesn't accelerate as fast
no shit
>normal road going tyres instead of semi slicks
The Assimetrico aren't "semi slicks". Also tyres are a consumable so that's literally a non-argument.
>is heavier
>a car with less parts made out of carbon is heavier
No shit
>has soft suspension
In N and A modes yes.
>has an open diff
so?
>has no aero
it does, just not as aggressive

>>17174976
>heavier than the V6 sports model
>not even possible

The normal Giulia is literally the lightest car in class you ballsack punching bag

>worse throttle response

Twin scroll turbo + multiair 2, you're talking out of your ass and you have never seen/driven/touched that car. KYS

>normal road going tyres

Is this strange?

>instead of semi slicks

Are you retarded?

>soft suspension

You can have electronic controlled suspension and even if you don't have the optional every possible reviewer said that the Giulia has the most comfortable setup while being a super precise and fun car to drive. Try again.

>open diff

You can add the sport package plus and with the help of our lord jesus christ filled with shit you can have the self locking Q2 differential.

MAGIC!

>has no aero

Now you're a dense piece of shit aren't you?

>>17174220
very nice looking but i'd wait a few years and see how reliable they are since its a wop car

>>17174450
>he wasn't memeing
HO LEE SHIT

>>17175009
>>17174994
>FCA cucks in maximum defense mode again
Assimmetrico 2 literally are semi slicks, it is even stated so in the tyre description.
>lightest in class
A 3 series F30 is lighter.
Everything else you posted is literal apologist garbage not worth responding to

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>>17175077
>Everything else you posted is literal apologist garbage not worth responding to

Top tier autism

>I don't know how to reply with real facts so I won't say nothing

>>17174976
Holy Beautiful

>>17174220
All new alfa romeo is garbage badge whore shill crap. If youre dumb enough to want one you should kys.

>>17175126
>An Alfista fucked my girlfriend

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>>17175170
kek
>>17175126
"garbage" that laps Nürburgring faster than any German sedan. If that's what garbage means then garbage is what I'm looking for.

>>17174220
the car is really ugly.

>>17175259
>american "taste"

>>17175302
I'm european though. I'm sorry but the car looks terrible. I know it comes down to personal opinion and tastes are subjective, but the front end of this car looks simply awful.
I like some alfa romeo models, but this one is terrible.

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>>17174220
Shit-tier Italian "sports" car

>>17175492
captcha hates you lel

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>>17175492
>not using legacy captcha
shameful

>>17175102
Because FCA cucks could only come up with made up """facts""" there is no point in wasting any more time with such bullshit lmao.

>>17175550
>7:32 is made up
>this is what BMW fangirls believe
no shit you have nightmares about getting caught by a Giulia Quadrifoglio in your M3

>>17174220
Get it. In Canada it's a great value. German cars with the same 0-60 are roughly 10k CAD more. For example, equivalent BMW for 53k is 320i which has 100 less horsepower. Mind you that's what is on the lot in Toronto. Been to both dealers.

>>17174320
And you're exactly whats wrong with most new car buyers.

>>17174320
What reliability issues?

Brand new car without reliability records.

I "know" some owners on the Italian Alfa Romeo forum with the Quadrifoglio who have the car and apart from the first unavoidable little gremlins (aka: things that have been promptly addressed with ECU updates) they have had the first 6 months service (for the Quadrifoglio the regular manteinance has to be done every 6 months or 15.000 km while for the regular diesel/petrol it's every year or 20-something-k km).

No problems at all, they're very satisfied with their cars and from the receipts they posted the price for their very first maintenance service was 440 to 500€.

Both the petrol and diesel Giulia models aren't on the market* for the amount of time requested for the first maintenance, so we have no records for that.

*There are XXX diesel Giulia that have been assigned as company cars for FCA executives and high level employees from circa march 2016 so they did the maintenance but you won't find infos on that cars on public forums...for what I know they could possibly be pre production models or the very very first batches.

However, when it comes to engines FCA reputation is pretty solid especially for multijet engines (diesel).

>>17175786

Ps. Please don't post the meme reports article with their Giulia living at the dealership because - if it was true - it may be the only one in the world with such enormous problems, likely a car which was born bad.

Even if this was true, this is understable considering the Alfa Romeo situation and a totally new model in a new production plant.

If you, customer, would get a faulty car like that I'm 1000% sure that Alfa Romeo would give you a new car for free plus free warranty extension and free maintenance, and a substitute car also.

>>17175588
When did the 2.2 JTD lap the ring exactly, Autismo?
And does the Ring time matter when the Giulia QV can't catch its competition on literally every other track on earth?

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>>17175805
>spoon and egg races
let me know when BMW catches Alfa at Le Mans

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>>17175817
>Alfa-Romeo attended LeMans from 1931 to 1934
Holy shit grasping at straws so hard

>>17175588
>p-please believe our nurburgring time!!
The car has proven to be inferior in real life tests with production cars and actual governing and overseeing, i.e where Alfa had to send the actual production car, not some tuned, stripped test mule.

>>17175848
what website is that?

>>17175848
So you admit Alfa Romeo achieved more in 4 years than BMW in DECADES?
They went to Le Mans, humiliated everyone and left. Now they went to Nürburgring, humiliated everyone and left. Classic Alfa modus operandi.
Meanwhile you bring up meme tracks like the ebola chan drone, which the Giulia lapped wet by the way.
You tried to grasp for straws, but you grasped for a pile of poop instead.

>>17175880
memest laps

>>17175881
FCA cucks are so petty and desperate when trying to defend their shitty car brands.
BMW competed in LeMans for one year and they won in the same year.
BMW has raped Alfa in every possible Touring Car Championship ever.
BMW even competed in F1 and produced F1 powerplants for decades, while Alfa would've gone bankrupt if they had to build an F1 engine lmfao.

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>>17175975
>BMW has raped Alfa in every possible Touring Car Championship ever.
kek

>>17175876
>The car has proven to be inferior in real life tests with production cars and actual governing and overseeing, i.e where Alfa had to send the actual production car, not some tuned, stripped test mule.

You're keep reporting tests and lap times made by journalists, therefore not unbiased and super partes (read: reviews can be bought).

How come every single reviewer on earth praises VAG cars, in Europe it's a religion, with AD everywhere, as ultimate enthusiast and top luxury cars (this is Audi in their minds) while customers and unbiased people, because they're not journalists and they paid for these cars, are highly divergent while judging said cars?

I never, and I say NEVER, heard someone complain about the handling or the driving pleasure of his Alfa Romeo, even the FWD models like the 147 were praised for their driving pleasure included the dead engines like the gas guzzling 1.6 twin spark.

Then, when it comes to Nurburgring lap times Alfa Romeo is not the one which films their cars with non standard racing seats with 3 points non standard racing seatbelts, full non standard rollcage and stripped interior driven by a professional racing driver in a full racing suit and helmet (call Porsche for this), I watched a video with Alfa Romeo professional test driver flying around on the nurburgring with a fucking polo and jeans "suit", no helmet, with his analog watch and totally stock interior doing a 7:32 lap time included the delay caused by a mistake made by him.

Now tell me again how Alfa Romeo cheats using non stock cars, come on.

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>>17175880
jarsquatter.fr

>>17176005
say, is there perhaps a video of the willow springs 1:25:00 lap?

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>>17176001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcjX6alIcKs

>>17176016
>no rear seats

AYY LMAO

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>>17175998
>WTCC cars pictured
>60 wins vs 14 wins
I've always wondered how hard in denial must've the OP of that pic been.

>>17176001
The Giulia QV that lapped the Nurburgring was far from production spec, you can see it in the video.
The obvious lack of sound insulation is for starters

>>17176014
I certainly hope not, as there's been enough weeaboo suicides already

>>17176053
If there is no video evidence that the corvette beat the GT-R how am I supposed to believe that it happened?

>>17174220
>A rebadged Fiat
>A
>FUCKING
>FIAT

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>>17176091

what ever happened to !mjet?

>>17176084
hmm not sure. perhaps you should assure yourself it didn't, you know, to prevent another suicide

>>17176101
he's still here, just not using his trip as much anymore
you can sometimes still detect him by his posting style

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>>17176103
But without proof how can be I be sure that the corvette won?

>>17176129
perhaps you should assure yourself it didn't to prevent suicide :^)

>>17176032
Not the one with the Giulia Quattrovalvole

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>>17176151
>prevent suicide
like how the corvette will kill itself?

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>>17176165
or like this

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>>17176171
or perhaps it's like this

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I actually think it's amazing that GM engineers their cars with a suicide feature when they know they just can't compete. I guess in GM's eyes a DNF is better than last place

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>>17176161
>Quattrovalvole

>>17176193
Yeah, Giulia QV, Giulia Quattrovalvole
Means it has four valves per cylinder.

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weebs suicided again lel

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>"argh!!! y-you're meming w-wrong :("


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>17176202
QV means Quadrifoglio Verde in the Giulia you idiot

>>17176045
>>you can see it in the video.
>no rollcage
>nothing that indicates the rear seats have been removed
>the noise is pretty much on par with videos of the car being toyed with on a track
>the driver isn't even using a suit

You're just grasping to straws, aren't you my buttmad friendo?

>>17176122
I've said it many times: I don't post without a trip.

>>17176283
It's still a Quattrovalvole, I looked it up and it's a 24V V6 :^)

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>>17176290
Woah, mjet is here.
Maybe you can find the Milfista™ for us friendo, she's Portuguese like yourself

>>17176316
O B S E S S E D
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S
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>>17176316
No idea, friend. She doesn't seem like THAT old, tho.
Maybe 30-35.

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>>17176343
That's from 2007
according to Italybro this is her in a more recent pic but I'm not quite sure

>>17176368
I don't think it's her. Totally different facial structure.

>>17176379
Second one has higher cheekbones right?

>>17176396
Yeah, that and a weaker jawline.
The nose is significantly different too.

The second one is probably on her late 40s. The first one was probably on her mid 20s, now that I look at it better.

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>>17176415
I have more pics of the first one

>>17176432
stop creeping out Michael Jet

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>>17176485
>Michael Jet
This shit always gets me

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I can't sleep

>>17176767
Damn, anon, I'm deeply sorry. It didn't cross my mind even once that my Alfa memeing could hurt someone so bad.

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>>17174501

>>17176813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHBYO7m4M4

>>17178577
It's like you want that anon to have a heart attack and fucking die

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>>17176767
BOO

>>17178581
In her sleep tonight? Too bad, her son should have replied to that post.

>>17178585
>her
didn't you see the pics? It's a guy

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>>17174220

The 159 was a pretty solid car so this successor should be pretty good aswell.

Sad to see the 1.9 jtdm engine put to sleep. What a glorious engine that was.

>>17174320
>cool
it looks like a fat angry man.
just look at it.

>>17174976
OMG, so much worse than the competitors then..

>>17174320
>t. Millennial

>>17178585
kek

>>17176028
>needs wikipedia
>WTCC

fucking faggot
https://youtu.be/VflT8OUso2w

>>17180604
>DTM
But those are the WTCC Alfa 156s and the WTCC E90 320si
Anyway Alfa Romeo has literally ONE dtm constructors championship win which was in 1993 lol.

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>>17180604

Mandatory video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6dBj3ZbKA

>this is what Alfa Romeo is doing with its (cheating) opponents and religious fanbases

>>17180883
Fucking based. Literally burning passion. I wonder if he got suspended afterwards tho.

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>>17181969

Nope.

If I was Nannini I would've crashed my car into Mercedes paddock and beat the living shit out of Roland "son of a bitch" Asch.

By following the team's orders, Asch prevented Nannini from winning the 1994 pilots cup in the current DTM season, that trophy went to Asch's team mate Ludwig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVxBswGHvKQ

Things like these are symbolic of the inferiority complex the Germans have and will always have in regards of the Italians whenever they do something better than them.

This is a modern example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVF1Wr7GLQ

>>17182076

I forgot to tell you to enable the english subtitles here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVxBswGHvKQ

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>>17174501
what the fuck am I reading

>>17174501
Is this for real? I cant imagine somebody thinking up this story for it to not be real

>>17183319
See >>17174450
Guy's for real

>>17184205
oh shit
top grade autismo

It's shit, like all italian cars.
Name ONE (1) good car made by the italians.

>>17184582
Fiat Punto

>>17184582
Ferrari F40. Much like the Giulia, it was the fastest in the world at its time.

>>17184582
Fiat 124
It was so good its variants were still produced in 2012

>>17184847
>still produced in 2012
what did he mean by this? I thought it started being produced in 2016

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>>17185005

this is also a Fiat 124.
Based Lada is based on this.
it was still produced in 2012 by some egyptians.

>>17184582
You're a troll.

>>17174220
how rich r u

>>17176767
Nothing personnel, kid

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>>17184205

>>17185033
Isn't the Lada also a shit car?

Touristfags like it as a meme only. Just like the Twingo.

>>17189342
They're comfy for the Russian crappy roads

>>17184582
Only the italians know how to make a car in the true sense of the word.
Having said that, go eat a bag of dicks.

>>17189342
Lada is the worst shit car ever made
>>17190787
Lmfao

are the 4 cylinder engines on the giulia italian?
i remember some fag on /o/ call my 159 an american pos kek

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>>17190791
>worst shit car ever made

But they're indestructible and they work.

Do you know that the first Golf ever is a ripoff of a Fiat, specifically the 127?

Both in the design and the mechanics Volkswagen copied from Fiat, as usual, and yet nobody respects the Italian cars because you're full of memes and it's sad.

>>17190820
>Lada
>indestructible
Lmao wat
You're lucky there were no Ladas sold in Italy they are gigantic unreliable slow heaps of shit with literally 0 safety
T. Eastern European

>>17190787
But a diesel punto isnt a car in the true sense of the word.

>>17190934
Even if everything breaks you can fix it with duct tape and determination.

>>17191211
lmao mjet on suicide watch

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>>17191211
Found the insecure busrider.
I wish I had a Punto myself.

>>17175740
>'dude I hate this car I cannot afford because I wouldn't be able to do maintenance or repairs myself!'
YOU are what's wrong with the world anon. try to be a little less useless

>>17179233
>le 'I am a millenial but it's the _other_ millenials that suck' meme
if you are not a millenial then:
>you're an old man having a midlife crisis and are now crying on an egyptian cotton subreddit
>you are too young to be posting on 4chan

>>17193100
>subreddit
Wash your mouth before you talk shit about 4chan
also plebbit is sub-4chan, because 4chan>plebbit
Hell, even 9gag>plebbit

>>17182076

So much this

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The Giulia QV can't even compete with the 5 year old M3 F80 holy shit the Giulia is an utter piece of shit and Alfa fanboys should literally kill themselves

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>>17193289
>The M3 F80 can't even compete with the Giulia QV holy shit the M3 is an utter piece of shit and BMW fangirls should literally kill themselves
FTFY

>>17193474
>m-muh nuremberg!

>>17193289
Seriously though, the Giulia runs on semi slicks as standard and has bloody 80 horsepower more, it should oblitarate the M3 on theory.
The M3 is still called the benchmark for a reason I guess

>>17193685
>Implying the M3 doing that time wasn't on semi-slicks
stop

>>17176291

>Baiting this hard

>>17195132
How is it b8?

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>>17193645
>Nuremberg

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>>17174501
...

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In other news, will BMW fangirls stay in denial that the next 1-series is FWD?
>http://www.bmwblog.com/2017/04/06/new-bmw-1-series-arriving-in-2018-with-refreshed-styling-and-front-wheel-drive/

>>17195735
it's still RWD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FidbjRIMIjQ&app=desktop

>>17175740
This is why we don't see more cool cars, kys faggot

>>17196304
>2017 MY
That car was made in 2016 most likely

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>>17196304
http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/bmw/1-series/87338/new-2018-bmw-1-series-first-spy-shots-of-next-gen-bmw-hatch
>The new Mk3 BMW 1 Series will use a front-wheel drive MINI platform for added efficiency when it is revealed late in 2018

Just came back home from a drive and saw a Giulia come the other way.
Beautiful thing in person.

>>17197367
Do you even speak english?

>>17197454
nothing I posted in the >>17197367 was of my authorship