>open car craigslist ad >it's the car talking in

>>17165110
>$750
That zero must be a typo

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>>17165110
it's just some guy having some fun with his ad

leave him alone

>>17165139
found the festiva owner

>>17165110
That's pretty terrible. Also
>750

Found this one while looking around the other day.
I want to tear my fucking eyes out.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/ottawa/2006-chevrolet-cobalt-ss-sc-coupe-2-door/1252567228?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Kek

Also wtf is a mechanics special. I see that on a lot of cheap cars

>>17165148
no I own a FIESTA

>>17165152
It could mean two things:

>A: Its broken beyond reasonable repair for a mechanics shop to do but if you REALLY wanted to it COULD still be worth it to do the repairs yourself

>B: They were too lazy to take it to a scrapyard

guess which one is the more common one

>>17165152
It's a nice way of saying it has major issues

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>>17165151
>I'm the little sports car that could!

>>17165166
>>17165163
I was always thought it meant a mechanic took care of the car and was giving you a good deal but the low price is pretty consistent with it most likely being shit

>>17165201
Wew lad

Good thing we told you before you thought you were getting a deal on a lemon in the future

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>>17165110
>your car will never speak to you

>>17165139
I dunno man, I've seen way too many deviant art pictures of guys fucking cars to think of things innocently anymore.

>>17165110
It must be a woman, right?

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>>17165229
maybe you're right

can't assume anything is innocent anymore

might be fun to buy for like 400 and gut it and drop a hayabusa engine in or something