>washing car >guy walks by >"Hey, buddy! You

>>17153473
That's a stain left by your mom.

>>17153483
>your mom
You 12?

>>17153515
No, but that's how long ago ur mum and I conceived your bitch ass.

nigga looks like an Initial D character

>>17153626
That's double racist

>>17153626
>an Asian looks like an Asian

>>17153648
>>17153645
fuck off look at that hair

>>17153626
Its kenji

>>17153654
>an Asian with a hairstyle looks Asian

>>17153473
Turn the hose on him.

Worst problem I have when washing my car is the neighbour arriving home when I'm rinsing, and having to move the hose for them to use their side of the driveway.

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>Washing car
>Guy walks by
>"Hey pal, can you do my car next?"

>>17153473
*ignore him and focus on what im doing*

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>>17153473
I never miss anything, my eyesight is very good, I would see it.

its another "i'm too autistic to function in public" thread

>>17153473
>Y-you too!

>because you're a shitstain on soci- oh he left

>>17156270
>S-sure!

>ha ha time for dish detergent and sponge

>>17153473 (OP)
I have never had this happen to me

>>17156270
>>17156297
>ha ha time for dish detergent and sponge

This, but
>S-sure
>grab dedicated wheel bucket with water that's full of brake dust and grime
>fill it with dawn so it looks clean
>use the roughest sponge possible
>wheels first then wheel-wells then paint >only dip the sponge back in the bucket like twice
>use plenty of swirling circular motions
>drop the sponge a good 50 times for good measure
>for any birdpoop get a scotchbrite abrasive scrubber pad
>don't even rinse off the dirt, just leave it sit and bake in the sun
>dry with a filthy terry-cloth
>drop the drying towel multiple times while drying

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>>17156358