So I just got to a houseparty. there's a Bronco with a WAT and eurobeat sticker outside. I asked the party host whose it was.
"Oh that's Matt's, he's my roommate. He'll probably just be staying in his room."
Come find me Matt.
>>17153132
>Staying in his room
I... I don't think you want to go in there anon.
>>17153151
That's why he's asking him to come out m8. This thread has potential
>>17153132
yfw he's probably watching cartoons and cuddling with his pillow right now
>>17153132
>>17153160
Hopefully they have gay furry sex and become a couple
I saw a Genesis with an Akina Speed Stars sticker the other day. I wonder if he posts here.
There are a surprising number of people I follow on Instagram who post here. Mostly from E30 stuff, @turbovarg @autotragic
>>17153132
who the HECK are you? there's nobody inside
Matt has patrician taste.
>>17153176
Initial d is still pretty popular outside of /o/
Don't come in here
>>17153176
instagram is cancer, you should feel bad
Bumping thread for potential
I made tacos for everyone, Matt. Come have one.
>>17153260
Mirin tequila shirt girls tits
Hey dude, it's me Matt.
>>17153260
He probably hates normies, hence why he's not coming down to deal with those bitches.
>>17153260
this is really funny holy shit
Knock on Matts door and offer a brojob
>>17153260
poor fella about to have an autism attack
>>17153260
what the fuck are you doing
>>17153278
timestamp from ur room viewing the party from a distance pls
Everyone ITT is getting baited hard, Matt is OP
>>17153132
God dammit matt.. Just go downstairs and go rip up a field with your bronco and bros the burn an L on your way back.
This isn't fucking rocket surgery.
>>17153289
>"Well look who came out of his cave!"
pretty sure this is why he moved out
Matt we're doing shots, are you in?
Dammit Matt
>white people celebrating cinco de mayo
is this really a thing?
>>17153467
it's a white person holiday so
>>17153467
Only white people celebrate it in the first place
> t. Dirty Spic
The 5th of may was only a small battle victory. Real spics celebrate on September 27 that's the REAL independence day
It's still lit, Matt. You in?
>>17153532
>Spic
>works at a GM plant
it literally writes itself
post more bitches
also iammonitoringthisthread.jpg
>>17154034
2bh this fat fuck shouldn't be eating tacos and drinking all those empty calories
>>17154095
You can't stub your toe if you're wearing shoes.
Also laziness
>>17154034
dude go knock on his door and spout an /o/ meme at him
>>17154034
Go shove some black ice under his door
>>17154202
Thats silly m8, unless its a inside/outside combo party wear socks silly cunts
>>17153169
>the gap between those saggy titties
why do you do this? why do you want to hurt me?
>>17153169
Mmmm thems some tasty milfs
>>17153132
invading the poor bastard in the one place he uses to escape.
hope he goes postal desu.
>>17154334
I'm not sure what you're getting at but the red plastic cup is a staple of normalfag parties. You don't use the good cups when a bunch of assholes are getting drunk in your house, they'll probably break them. Buy 50 disposable ones for $5 and keep the cabinets shut, it's common sense.
>>17154334
>he thinks red solo cups are a meme
This Paddy girl I was talking to a while ago was fucking shocked when she saw them too, are they really so uncommon outside of here?
>>17154392
Solo is an american company and they probably never bothered exporting to other countries because who the fuck would jump through hoops to export disposable cups and plates?
>>17154034
>black skinny jeans
>converse sneakers
what a numale faggot
>>17153260
whos the old lady
>>17153184
I was hoping so. A kid I know went on a canyon run and was listening to Initial D while doing it
>>17153132
I'm not coming out. I came here to escape and you have to remind me that noto nly am I constantly surrounded by normies IRL but now they areo n my fucking board to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
im coming out
Is anything else going to happen
>>17154453
>normies
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking normalfags on my board again
my former best friend from my childhood is named Matt and i first introduced him to 4chan and it like opened his eyes, he fucking LOVED posting on /b/ desu he probably still does
his dad had an 80s monte carlo and his mom had a late 90s monte carlo ss and he ended up getting a red early 2000s monte carlo non ss
man he was the only person who drove as crazy as i do
i was once with him and he drove his car using only his hands to opperate the pedals it was mildly scary but fucking funny as fuck
he invented the RIDE YOUR ASS game where you see how close you can get to the person in front of you's bumper without hitting it, while playing it once i forced a dude to run a red light
shit was funny as fuck
>>17154453
I choose to believe this really is matt
>>17153260
What's the status on tequila titties?
>>17154409
people who want to make money? idk
>>17154619
I'd give it another 3-5 years before she hits the wall
>>17154422
>converse are numale
>implying those jeans are in the realm of skinny jeans
>>17154630
mad numale faggot detected
enjoy erectile dysfunction in your late 20s
>>17154630
Converse are pretty numale
>>17154637
I don't get that, shoes are shoes.
>>17154636
I don't wear pants
>>17154422
how are converse numale they've been a staple of a young adult wardrobe for decades
>>17154640
Your clothing of a statement, even if it's the absence of one
>>17154646
the same way beards are numale now
>>17154649
Who here /pfflyers/
>tfw "are those knock of converse "
>>17154269
bump for the real matt
Matt, i know being the outcast of a house party sucks but get yer tacos and get buck
>>17154720
butthurt whiteknight beta
Blast some eurobeat from your room Matt
>>17153169
>she sees your penis for the first time and tells her friends in group chat
>>17153132
I think I know this guy too, I recall seeing the same stickers on a guy who used to post here while fixing rust and stuff on his bronco.
>>17154095
Thats a murikan thing
>>17154095
To be honest I'm European and I wouldn't expect people to take off their shoes for a party either. Then again I'd just celebrate the party in the backyard.
>Tfw never met any other fagg/o/ts IRL
NOTICE MY STICKIES
The party was chill. Some normie threw up everywhere and killed it. I'm back home and Matt never came out. Maybe you'll see this tomorrow, Matt.
>>17155343
I've met other /o/tists at meets but i still dont know whether to put my WAT sticker on
>>17155359
Show your power level with pride, anon
Hi- hi it's me, the uh, the Matt guy, remember? From the popular 4chan thread "Come find me Matt."? E-Eurob-beat—it's me. Umm. I just though I'd drop by... say hello. You know surprise you 'cause you nev-never know what surprise Matt has in store... Probably, probably don't recognise me 'cause I've lost a lot of trips. Just- just you know thought I'd stop by...
>>17155359
just keep it subtle, it's fun
pretty much anyone on here, in person, is a pretty cool guy
>>17154095
White people are degenerate
>>17155343
They are probably too autistic to say anything. I know I am.
>>17155343
>only pocket of /o/tits near me is in KC on the whole other side of the state. Never spotted one in the wild and I drive around 12 hours a day for work.
I'm going to pick up my car from your house, Matt. Wait outside for me.
Such a trashy college party.
I fully understand why people hate whites now.
Maybe I'll see you next time, Matt. I live in your neighborhood, ask Ryan for my contact info.
>>17154422
t. fashionably inept
>>17153176
>@turbovarg
>/o/ related varg posting
I want this to be a thing
>>17153169
>google image search that
>"Women who like small penis"
>>17153169
>tfw found the bride with big tits' facebook
jesus christ this broad is hot
should i dump pics? :^)
>Mattsfw seeing this thread
>>17157118
Yeah go on
This thread is shit cos OP is matt
>>17156997
>Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday to celebrate a battle victory
>Ask most whites and they say it's Mexican independence
>They don't give a fuck, they're so degenerate they just use it as an excuse to get drunk, play loud obnoxious music, and do stupid shit because they're so socially awkward the rest of the time this is the only way they can open up
>Completely butcher and disrespect Mexican culture
>>17157035
matt is a little bitch lmao
>>17156868
>tfw KC /o/tist
>handful of us around here
>seen the stickies IRL
>never met any
>tfw
>>17156868
>>17157148
KC as in Kansas City? I live in Lawrence KS. I've seen one other car with autistic stickers but I haven't seen him ever again.
>>17157184
nice ae86
>>17157184
>chrome wheels
>altezza lights
are you a time traveler from year 2003?
>>17157148
>only seen one other /o/tist in the KS area
>didnt even get to talk
i wonder if you'll see this, black 8th gen Si dude
>>17157133
How would you prefer I prove to you that i'm not Matt?
Timestamp pic of my own car at my own house?
>>17157035
Muh dude right here is a real ass dude trying to be a true bro and convince some autist to come out of his room at a party and help him make friends with people who may have a common interest and you darkness autists are so upset about losing one of your fellow autists to the light of normiehood that you're actively trying to confuse this dude.
Embarrassing, tbqhwyfaggots. Keep it up, OP. You're a cool ass dude but I know you don't need me to tell you.
Permaban everyone in this thread.
>>17153169
bride's instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jetset_fashion/?hl=en
>>17157261
kys matt
>>17157246
this desu
>>17157232
just a person that buys shitty cars from people with shit taste
>>17154095
If I'm just having a couple friends over people generally take their shoes off. Large gatherings it just feels kind of weird to do. I think it has to do with perception of public vs private spaces. With small groups it feels like a private space where it's acceptable to remove shoes, but by inviting a large group into your home it becomes something akin to a public space.
>>17154409
I've definitely drank from red solo cups at a party in France, but it was seen as a bit of an American novelty.
>>17157184
>>17157299
KC MO.
>>17157239
Nice car :)
>>17154662
I only want them because of sandlot, but my ankles are too shit to wear them.
>>17157239
a picture of yourself at the party
then a timestamped picture of yourself
blur your face
>>17157355
You too my friend
>>17157358
I can't take a picture of myself at the party because the party is over - but how exactly would this prove i'm not Matt or at least prove that i'm not the owner of that Bronco and/or don't live at that house?
>>17157520
Orlandofag?
>live in east central WI
>only ever seen one WAT sticker
>was a neckbeard driving a white Buick century
I drive for work. I'm in my car for like 3 hours a day driving around. I never see the stickies.
>>17157355
Bruh this front end.... its beautiful
BMW where did you go so wrong
>>17156868
There's two other /o/tists in my city of half a million people. I'm never going to see them
>>17157136
>Mexico
>culture
>this fucking thread
I can only imagine the panic on Matts face reading it
>>17157601
yes
>>17153292
*rocket appliances
>>17157856
Kirk?
>>17159333
Kurt?
>>17154315
I love this little drifting shitbox.
>>17157136
>Mexican culture
lmao
>>17156868
>>17157148
>>17157184
>>17157234
>>17157345
>>17157634
so there are fagg/o/ts here in kc. hmm...
this thread convinced me to buy some WAT stickers
thanks fags
Matt, I added you on Facebook. Are these your stickers?
>>17161158
Trying to befriend someone from a Korean BBQ car fourm.
>>17153467
Another excuse to drink beer? Hell yes.
>>17157856
I lived in The Place for a while, I saw your car a lot.
>>17161158
tip
top
I'm not leaving until Matt gives us some closure.
>>17164448
Yea I need an update on whether Matt's still alive or not.
Has he been seen at all this weekend OP?
>>17164549
he probably offed himself after reading this thread and is rotting in his room
>>17153260
Why is old lady there? Is she there for the succ?
>>17164555
This is what I fear as I would've done the same.
Please check up on Matt OP.
Why didn't OP just go knock on Matt's door?
>>17164612
Why didn't you just go knock on my boipucci?
>>17164626
Because that's rape, anon.
>>17164666
Not if I like it B^)
>still no update
>>17157234
I think thats actually one of my friends. You in overland park?
>>17153404
Wait, people actually wear fucking shoes INSIDE THEIR HOUSE?
What the fuc america
>>17153404
Leave him the fuck alone normie faggot. If he had interest in seeing any of you and your fuckboi buddies he would've joined from the start.
>>17167346
Hi, Matt.
I'm OP and I have heard nothing from Matt. He could contact me if he wanted to.
pic is taco from party... you missed out, Matt
>>17168755
Shit nigra, I dont know how anybody could sperg hard enough where they would miss out on free tacos.
You can just make them, eat them in the corner, then retreat back to your room before anyone even notices.
>>17168755
Cheese on tacos, fucking gringos.
>>17166311
yeah, I saw the car at Heritage park if i remember correctly
This thread has convinced me to get a WAT sticker. It might be cringe on an 09 lancer buy I have to signal other /o/that's.
Matt, you should've gone out. Who passed on free tacos and beer?
>>17168896
I put some cheese in your mothers taco last night, paco
>>17169551
>beer
fucking normies leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ey wait is matt's license plate from fl
we out here
>>17169587
I'm sorry anon, free tacos and vodka cruisers*
>>17155343
If I see someone who looks like they might be /o, what do I even say?
>>17169665
"What car is good"
>>17154651
Its only numale if you're a numale yourself
>>17169665
Just say one of /o/'s memes
MATT
>>17153467
I do but only because it's also my birthday. Sucks because Mexican food is my favorite but all the Mexican restaurants are packed to the brim that day so I can't have my favorite food on my birthday.
>>17153467
Hey Pedro, if your people move to America to take advantage of their economy and government benefits the least you can do is give them an excuse to get drunk without bitching about it.
>>17169665
i herd u liek mudkipz
>>17168896
it's cotija cheese... thought i'd try it out. not bad, but didn't add much imo. the homemade salsa verde and pico was gr8.
>>17169624
yes this is east orlando. add me on snapchat i'll get u in the next party.
>>17170379
How is he supposed to add you?
>>17170721
i'd have posted it here if he actually came back and is interested. but now some random will pretend to be him. my snapchat is Vimtutor
>>17169665
>>feelin' fit buddy?
>yeah I'm just a lucky guy
Bet "Matt" posts on /ORG/
Fuck you matt
>>17173860