I've bought a leyland atlean from 1975 to transport /o/tists,

We cant tell you if we dont know whats wrong with it

First off, show me some proof that it's yours. Once you've proved you're not lying, I will offer what assistance I can.

>>17144948
get the factory service manual

>>17144981
>i don't believe you >:-(

>>17144948
>spending 4000 pounds on a double decker bus that doesn't work and smells bad

Are you Top Gear?

>>17144948
is this a troll post to the porsche guy?

>>17144948
Forget about the engine and just live in it. You got a two storey house for 4k.

>>17144948
Proof.

>>17144948
> Leyland
> 1975
There's your first problem as to 'why won't it work'. It's badly made and the electrical system probably rotted decades ago.
Then you've probably got diesel fuel gumming up the lines and cylinders.

Oh man you are gonna make some upholsterer a lot of money.

Just turn it into a fancy bar and sell overpriced cider at events.

>>17144948
>pull out seats
>pull out more shit
>keep removing weight
>fix engine
>run it around silverstone
The new evolution of dajibans...

>>17150611
This. Run Britcar in it

>>17144948

thatoldbastard, is that you?

>>17144948

Could be fun to strip it out a bit and stick a couple of old sofas in there. Take it to Brit/o/ camping/events and chill in it blasting music and hotbussing it up.

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>>17144948
>British Leyland

Suicide is the only way out. Do it now before the bus drives you over the brink.

Herro, I am a diesel technician who drives a Triumph Dolomite. This is clearly fate. Where are you based?

>>17150975
Fuck off you boomer, illegal plate, skinny jeans batty.

>>17144948
>post for the first time on /o
>become a meme
sweet

>>17150987
FUCK OFF JULIAN GO EAT A PESHWARI NAAN

>>17150637
Run brit car, and have all the race drivers just sleep in the bus. That way less time is wasted on driver swaps.

>>17151009
NOT IN MY PURE CORNER OF ENGLAND THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

CHIPS WITH CURRY ONLY

>>17151072
Want me to make another one?

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>>17151112
If you want to

>>17150864
But it can't drive. That's the point of this thread.