So there's an SUV blocking my driveway. The Driver's

>>17140233
Depends on how new it is.
Just call the cops.

>>17140233
How long has it been there? Ask your neighbors about it.

>>17140233
It depends on the car. MOST require a ket in the ignition for the tranny to unlock. Some push to start ones dont and can be easily shifted. There isnt really a way of knowing without actually trying. I advize against it since you can be held liable for any damage, and or be sued, or blamed for some prior bullshit on the car.

>>17140233
Crawl under it and pop the cable. Proceed to move it into neutral. If you want to be a nice guy, put the cable back on when you're done.

>>17140293
Why do you even bother posting? Please tell me you don't actually drive a GM vehicle.

They're gone. I did turn their lights and on and left the door open because Im an asshole

>>17140348
How new are you?

>>17140464
You might be a tolerable tripfag if you had a cool corvette with a ridiculous wing.

>>17140502
> Frosty
> Tolerable
Why everyone jerk off to this fag? I don't understand why he is the talk of /o/?

>>17140537
Because he has an enormous ego and is suffering famously for it. No doubt he will return with that special flavor of confidence only doing hard time can give a person. Can't hardly wait.

>>17140559
But why is this exciting/interesting to you?

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back into it.

call the cops dumbass

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>>17140247
Most new cars will have a neutral override behind a piece of plastic near the gear selector. You just punch it out and poke something long in there and it will go into neutral.

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>>17140537
He was actually interesting.

Unlike you, he had a life outside of /o/. Hell, even GS400 guy is somewhat interesting. You're just another anon, except with a trip to remind everyone you're a somebody on an anonymous image board. You don't have any cool projects, you're no LPG, nor are you nearly as interesting or knowledgeable as VanDweller. Even CatStang had a NEET project.

What the fuck do you offer? What reason could you possibly come up with to trip? Did someone ask you?