What's a patrician hatchback for DD? I want something relatively

>>17121822
Golf/GTI mk5. 2009 is the best year, as they put the new engine in before going to mk6. 2009 had both 2 and 4 door variants in manual and auto, so you should be able to find one around for not too much. Going to mk6 you will see a considerable price increase, for slightly newer bodykit and not much else.

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>>17121822
any specific budget?

i'll provide a few general brackets for you in the meantime until you answer

>10k
used:
mazda3 (first gen)
new:
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>20k
used:
mazdaspeed3 for reliability
bmw m coupe for rwd
new:
mazda3
>30k
new:
mazda3 if you want a jack of all trades in regards to fun, quality, and reliability
gti or focus st if you want something a bit hotter
>40k
new:
focus rs or golf r

Civic si hatch.

Ep3 (2002-2005) is the affordable one to keep an eye out for and can be had for like 5k-7k and is smaller than a fit while being faster and having a much better interior.

You can go way faster in the 90s hatches with a few simple mods but they're more likely to be trashed or rice taxed and also stolen.

>>17121822
I have a s 2.5 mazda 3, should I upgrade to a mazda speed 3?

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>>17121822
There is only one answer

>>17121822
XR5

also THICCCCCCCCCCCC

>>17121822
>patricitan
>hatchback
Are you
a. A woman,
b. A faggot, or
c. A numale?
If none of the above then you should not drive a hatchback

>>17123133
The definitive list
+1 on the focus RS if you can afford it. Otherwise the mazda speed hatches are nice

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>>17121822

WRX
R
X

>>17123287
The worst numales are the ones that pretend to be real men by shunning anything that doesn't have a v8/i6, even though they're beta losers by every measure

They are, as the animes say, tsundere beta orbiters

>I don't want your attention or anything, baka women *revs BMW sedan* r-real men never died, i-if you want some cuck with a practical family car it's not me but my superior German sport sedan does have four seats and a spacious trunk

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>>17121822
Audi TT
but I'm sure a pleb like you would not understand

>>17123712
not fuel-efficient at all, but works for the other three and fairly reliable if you get the right models

t. vapeboy faggot

>>17124096
that's cool. you're a girl right?

>>17121822
What price range? Because the objectively best hatch is the new Civic Type R

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>>17124152
Masters should not concern themselves with the inane bickering of the peasantry

>>17124184
I find it funny that you're calling others plebs/peasants when:
>you use the windows operating system
>you are unable to play a musical instrument
>you wear shoes that can be purchased at the mall
>you stream music in .mp3 format
>you are unable to solve a system of differential equations
kek

>>17124206
what is wrong with you

eg hatch for 3000k

few simple mods and bimgo

>>17124211
reddit has corrupted his mind
leave him to his gibberish

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>>17124211
>>17124239
>"muhhh normies are ruining 4chan!"
>"woah, this guy a little too hardcore for us"
log out.
>for the record I've never been on reddit; I have been posting on 4chan since 2008 (still a newfag)
log out

>>17124255
>never been on reddit
SURE
but you should go there and stay their regardless
>08
when the raids backfired

>>17124282
you seem to know a lot about the current trends on reddit for a guy who hates the community.

I have been on 4chan longer than you, so you should probably leave. To put things into perspective, you were only 4 years old when I first started shitposting on 4chan

>>17121822
WHeres that "extra thicc" gif when you need it?

>I've been on this site longer than you!
how to spot virgins, the posts

>>17124361
>le "everyone on 4chan must be a virgin because _I'm_ a virgin" meme
kill yourself

>>17124387
stay btfo

>>17124387
I mean he's not wrong

So everyone only responded to this thread because of the idolmaster lewds, right? Nobody here really thinks a hatch is patrician?

>wants a hatchback
>posts anime
This board makes me sick

>>17124416
I lurked this thread because of thicc idols.

>>17124864
>>>/r/eddit