I would probably get one if it weren't for that stupid ass name.
I mean, what kind of name is "Stelvio"? It's such a shitty car name. Like Opel Adam or anything BMW comes up with.
BMW has car names?
You couldn't afford a $3K civic stop blogposting, nobody cares
>>17116882
>M2
>318i
>2002 Turbo
>names
>>17116885
>''''''names'''''''
Hi my name is Carl Mc740iL
alfa has some butt fucking ugly cars
>>17116891
while I agree that alfas look like retarded owls the cts v is not a pretty car by any means lmao
>>17116891
wow that is beautiful
>>17116869
"Stelvio" is a shitty car name? my god, how american can you be. google "Stelvio", you will find out there is a reason an Italian car manufacturer would call their mountain-capable vehicle that. and besides, the name "Stelvio" is also known to anybody who actually likes going around corners in his/her spare time.
>>17116891
that's a nice mercedes knock-off you got there, what's it called?
>alfa stevio
>>17116869
its named after the stelvio pass, a legendary road you melt
>>17116869
>implying you wouldn't give your left nut to toegay on the stelvio
>>17116986
lel, that's an awesome mountain pass and it is pretty gay they named a fucking cross over after that.
Shame on alfa
>>17116986
i didn't know they had mountains in yurop
>Alfa making a crossover
>Not making a true offroader
Shame on you Alfa
>>17117010
Are you legit retarded?