>BMW has highest depreciation and lowest reliability >Obliterated

>>17113311
>lowest reliability
Lmao nice try alfa shill

they were great for long enough to embed their badge into the public consciousness of what is a good sport luxury car. The fact they're rather mediocre now doesn't matter, they'll have to be bad for decades to reverse their own trend and they know it

>BMW has highest depreciation and lowest reliability
You're thinking Mercedes.

>Obliterated on paper and on the track
True, but that's not the only quality a car has.

>Pipes in fake engine noises into cabin to make up for shitty engineering
That's one of the main reasons why I'm not considering buying a new one.

>>17113331
I still have my e90 I bought new back in 06. 311k on the dash and still runs great.

Got a new clutch at 200k and new tie rods at 240ish.

>>17113311


>Pipes in fake engine noises into cabin to make up for shitty engineering

doesn't fucking everyone do this?

even ford

>>17113476
Porsche does this too

>>17113721
>HE thinks Porsche does this

>>17113476
Ford has a "sound pipe" that is easily removed. Many people literally rip them out by hand without tools in the dealer lot before driving off in new mustangs. Mine is still on because I don't have enough money for catback+ cat delete yet and the stock exhaust is not loud enough

>>17113476


>comparing Ford to BMW

I thought they are not even close?

>>17113445
>Mercedes
Found you again, gear goblin.

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A separate ECU for each bank of cylinders.
Fucking Germans, man.

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>>17113311
on the other hand, BMW gets you laid constantly

>>17113952
I still find it hilarious that his rampage of hot college girls was stopped by him being too beta to get around a locked door.

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>>17113952

lmao how will bmw cucks recover

>>17113952
If only he got the 335i

>>17113476
not the AMG
>>17115799
which car did he have

>>17113772
>Many people literally rip them out by hand without tools in the dealer lot before driving off
>Mine is still on because I don't...
Literally sounds like a boomer's Craigslist ad. "Just needs 12 dollar part and 10 minute fix but I haven't done it yet because..."

>>17115858
AMG does this too. I know this because I get paid to install "sound generators" in AMGs.

>>17113311
The lowest reliability award goes to VAG, namely Audi.