Someone help I've ruined my fucking life I just bought a

>>17112115

Get a motor, transmission and radiator, and put them in. What the fuck were you expecting?

Cut a hole or two in the floor and start flintstoning that motherfucker, motherfucker

>>17112115
$500 and an afternoon
you know what to do

>>17112121
>>17112115
Flintstone that shit down a hill and off a sick jump.

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>>17112119
MAN IN LOCAL AREA HAS ONE WEIRD TRICK FOR REDUCING VEHICLE WEIGHT

HOW? YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID AND DONT KNOW?
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

>>17112119
How do I do that? Whats the cheapest option possible?
and without a motor/tranny isnt it just FWD?

>>17112115
pics

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>>17112139
>without a motor/tranny isnt it just FWD?

>>17112144
Foot-Wheel Drive

>>17112144
>>17112154
please whats a cheap reliable engine I can put in? a honda d series?

>>17112181
Just buy the original motor famalam. Putting in anything else will require you to grind and cut and machine.

You sound so much out of water for this one so I'd just suggest scrapping it. Or selling it onwards and hoping to get that 300 back.

>>17112247
>>17112247
you think i can afford an original motor+tranny
?

lol why the fuck would you spend that much on 30% of a car? You can get a complete WRX with a fucked head gasket for $1000 near me.

>>17112253
What the fuck were you expecting with a motorless and transmissionless car?

>>17112251
>if you dont know how to do something you should give up on learning

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This is a pic of the engine bay.

>>17112263
From what I've seen the biggest losses of interest for the whole car-culture come from endless projects like these.

Would you start learning how to work on a car by doing a rolling build?

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>find junked GM with supercharged V6
>hammer and whack things til it fits

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>>17112115
>What the fuck do I do
You know exactly what to do you worthless piece of shit, it's time to put a Supercharged LSX mated with a GETRAG™ 7-speed in that heap of junk

>>17112115
you bought a car for $300 what did you expect

>>17112336
/o/ to help

>>17112371
>buy second mechanically operational junker
>transplant drive train and other necessary components
>sell the new shell off to some other poor sap and recuperate your losses

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>>17112115
LS SWAP
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>>17112390
what?

I just need to know the cheapest subaru motor and tranny that can go into this >>17112266

>>17112181
Go to a junkyard and find a working ls vee ate.

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>>17112421
You could probably pick one or two of these engines breddy cheap, not that you'll be going very fast

>>17112392
The entire purpose of that car has been defeated....a fagiata would have made more sense

>>17112115
go to a junk yard and find all these things. probly cost you 400-600 for a back yard mechanic to throw it in

>>17112392
this guy gets it.

>>17112451
Do you think it's the 1960s?

>>17112115
LS1

>>17112492
no. which is why junk yards dont typically have 1960's shit in them anymore. you may have to call a few to get a decent subaru engine. but ive done a newer mazda 3 engine/tranny swap from a junk yard a couple times

>>17112516
>i got a radiator out of a scrap yard once
GG

>>17112516
Do you expect me to believe that engine swaps are that cheap

>>17112253
if you can't afford a engine, transmission, or radiator, then why did you buy it?

>>17112532
thats why i said back yard mechanic lol. you'd typically know the guy. i usually charge 400-500

>>17112532
most scrap yards deliver that stuff free of charge too. here anyways. if you dont have a lift they're generally 20-30 bucks for the weekend to rent (they also deliver). ive done quite a few swaps in the driveway

>>17112551
engine lift/cherry picker, whatever you want to call it

>>17112139
From that question alone I know youre in over your head

>>17112566
he totally is.

>>17112392

Hot. Made the car right.

>>17112421

Hes telling you to go find another same model subaru that has been like rekt from the rear end, anything that has good drivetrain, take its motor+tranny+anything else you want, and sell the rest of the parts. That is honestly your best bet, much cheaper than buying an engine alone sometimes.

>>17112139

Go find a 2.2L from a wrecker and put it in there.

>>17112734
Why can't I just find a cheap subaru in general? It should work right?

>>17112944
God fucking damnit, how much do you know about cars in general?
The best option for you would be to resell and try to get your money back.

if he manages to find an engine and transmission he could probly pay a shop to put it in...for like 2 grand... lol

What is the cheapset subaru engine and tranny possible

Part it out for a fat profit. Buy a different shitpile to drive.

>>17113197
No. I can't do that.
It's either I fix this or I don't get a car

>>17113216
million dollar question nobody seemed to ask here (or maybe they did). how much money do you have to spend on this?

>>17112115
part the rest of it out.

>>17113216
How come?

>>17112263
>I don't know how to build a house, but I'm not gonna let that stop me!
He was trying to say he's in over his head

>>17112181

nissan micra engine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7IPV6uejkA

>>17112253
If you can't afford the engine and tranny, either save your shekels or sell the shell to someone who will actually be patient and save.

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>>17112253
okay you've already revealed yourself to be fucking stupid and i was laughing until now but this actually makes me mad.
literally what the fuck were you expecting.

>>17112115
How the fuck has throwing away $300 ruined your life?

>>17112115
Sell it to someone as stupid as you and get your money back

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>>17112253
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BUY IT FOR?

Lol I'm 100% convinced half of this board is underage and/or has a double digit IQ

>>17112115
This is the life you chose.

Also, it's just a fucking car.

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>>17112260

>>17115056
just half?

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why do you guys fall for the b8?

>>17116315
Why are you here

OP you need to give us the full story of what happened here.

>>17112115
I spent more than that on a watch I don't like. It's not the end of the world m8.

>>17119504
Spoiled brat

>>17116369
That noose is way too low to kill him. He'd be able to just stand up.

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>>17112115
>life ruined
>for 300 dollars

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>>17112139
porsche swap
>isn't it just FWD?
its the transaxle that makes if FWD

>>17112181
Please try and put a turbo d series in and post pics

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>>17120748
Ahem...

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>>17112266
WHY IS NOBODY RESPONDING TO THIS

THIS IS ME GUYS. THIS IS OP. THAT'S THE REAL ENGINE BAY.
What is something cheap I can put here? Is it best to go for subaru engine? What's a cheap reliable subaru engine?

>>17120910
EJ20T
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Subaru_transmissions

>>17120910

We don't help cis white males like you on /o/, go away faggot

>>17120910
ej22 you can pick them up for chump change man

>>17120910
because that's got a radiator ya fuckin lyin sack of shit

EJ257

>>17120950
It does?

This entire thread is rly making me think...

>>17112115
Source a drivetrain and swap it in

>>17120950
>>17121579
nah i think its the a/c condenser?

OP why the fuck did you buy it? what where you thinking? are you retarded?

>>17120813
Or source an Audi transmission + rear diff and a Porsche engine for flat 6 + AWD combo. They should bolt straight up to each other, or at least a 2WD Audi transmission does in the first gen Boxster non-S.

>>17120910
>What is something cheap I can put here?
A bus pass is pretty cheap. You should stick with that.

>>17123749
If he's anywhere near Toronto he can have my 2.5l Boxster engine

>>17112392
>tfw this would be cheaper and easier than putting in the original engine/trans.

>>17123773
Only if you got for a junkyard truck engine with a pigfat iron block

>>17123777
Well I wouldn't expect him to get an aluminum block ls7 cammer. Depending on the year. An iron block truck engine and a t56 would probably weigh less than the original engine and trans.

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>$300
>ruined my life
How poor are you?

It's officially summer

>>17120700
$300 is not a lot of money if you are an adult

>>17124848
He must be gay

>>17120896
Looks like that kid was trying to get "high", and fucked up.

The knot he did almost slipped free, and he had to tension it to prevent it slipping. He also used a slick material.

Failsafe failed. If the noose was higher off the ground, he would have slipped it and lived.

>>17112257
Where the fuck do you live? Shieeet I'd drive out there

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>>17112139
>without a motor/tranny isn't it just FWD?
>>17112181
A fucking Subaru engine with good headgaskets and ARP head studs

>>17112115
this is proof positive subaru fanboys arnt very logical

>>17112139
holy fucking shit i dont know if youre retarded or if this is bait

either way, go online and do research. read up a bunch of shit on your car and take pictures of it left and right. find out what you need to do and then have niggers on autistic subaru forums help you.

>>17112257
200k mile WRXs nesr me are $8,000

>>17113765
REEE

>>17112115
buy an engine, transmission and radiator?