Just got a new apartment near lake washington, in Seattle. First

Fucking inconsiderate faggots leaning on the car and scratching the paint with their goddamn shitty jeans. Kill them all, OP.

Get a trail cam and put that shit inside your car and then find that motherboard fucker and beat his ass to death

>>17106613
People key because it's easy and makes them feel better about other people having nice things. Using a car cover makes keying take like 15 or 30 seconds more effort which can deter subhumans.

>living in Seattle

>>17106613
lol living in apartment, but i need that JDM !!!
just buy corolla next time and live within ur means.

>>17106740
t. Subhuman poorfag

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>>17106613
>have nice car
>live in apartment

should have become trailer trash so you have a garage and your own driveway

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>having nice things in a communist shithole
How did you not see it coming

>>17106760
50year old 240hp honda is nice ?

>>17106613
>Seattle
First mistake

>>17106792
epic bait

IF YOU LIVE IN THE CITY AND DONT HAVE SECURE PARKING EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU

the garage door to my parking garage broke last night and im freaking out

>>17106875
oh no, they're gonna steal your leased automatic FRS!

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>>17106613
You just don't fuck with another man's automobile, even if it was Alphonse I wouldn't mess with his 3k Civic. I'd just wait for him to come out and kick his ass, have any of you bitches vandalized someone else's car?

>Living in a blue state
You brought this upon yourself.

>>17106903

When I ride with friends I fart in the seat.

Welcome to car hell OP. Fortunately nothing has happened to my cars but I have two shitboxes so people probably don't even see them.

Sorry some mong scratched your baby.

Car culture here is super cool but when you have to park on side streets it's terrifying.

>>17106903
>even if it was Alphonse I wouldn't mess with his 3k Civic.

Alphonse doesn't own a car.

>>17106903
Never damage anything that wont heal

>>17106613
It hurts anon. I could never understand the why someone would do that to a random car.

You sure you didn't cross someone?

>>17106613
How many hours in MS paint?

>xheattle

If you're too poor to afford a garage you're too poor to afford a car.

Get that bus pass and start saving poorfag.

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>>17106760
This

Op here I can fix it no problem. But what upsets me is that it was just a fucking random act of violence on my car. I'm going to file a police report when I get home so maybe thell find the ficker. But all I want rn is to find out why someone did this. I didn't park in someone's registered spot. And I would buy a spot if I could.

>>17107224
They ain't gonna do anything about it bud

>>17107246
I know. But there are cameras

>>17106924
Actually, I thought alphonse had a godawful Festiva.

>>17106613
>lake washington
Your car will be completely fucked within 6 weeks by nogs or their hipsters. Get a shitbox while you live there.

>>17106886
Underrated comment

>>17107327
I think the fact that I have an Oklahoma license plate didn't help either

>>17107327
This you'll quickly learn learn three things about driving here:
Fast cars are useless
You NEED a parking stop
Don't even bother with summer tires

>>17107339
t. bus riding refugee

>>17107423
t.bus riding refugee

>>17106886
>he thinks i still own that car
NEWFAG

>>17107714
>my leased automatic FRS got repo'd because I'm that retarded

LMAO YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>17106613
>live in north america
>decide to live like a yuropoor
Wanna trade, you fucking retard?

>>17107819
Big cities like Seattle, NYC etc. are so shit they might as well be Euroland.

>>17106728

Its at best a 8 year old Honda at this point. If people get jelly over this they must be a real POS.

Fucking inconsiderate berrrrrnie voters, man. It's probably your local Starbucks barista that did it.

>>17107819
>>17107840
>live in a nigger infested third world country where "people" key each other's cars
>m-muh europoors
my fucking sides.

>>17107947
t.bus riding refugee

ITT: salt

>>17108011
/thread

>>17107891
>must be a real POS.
That's a given for the inhabitants of burgerland

>>17108025
t, enlightened euroclown

>>17107781
you literally just did, how about you search the archives newfag

>>17108114
>you literally just did

>i-it's not true! Stop!

LMAOOOOO

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>>17106613
As a fellow s2k owner, you have my condolences. People are assholes, that aside how deep are the scratches? Thinking positive here but they might just be in the clear coat?

Unrelated but is your's an AP1 or AP2? Guessing AP1 from the wheels, but unsure

That poor NFR paint though

>>17107891
>An 8 year old Honda that people still think is worth 65% of original msrp

>>17107891
>Its at best a 8 year old Honda at this point. If people get jelly over this they must be a real POS.

Lots of people don't know what an s2000 is. They assume it's something expensive or ''exotic''. I've had a girl think mine was a Porsche

???

At least nothing of value was lost

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>>17108125
Excellent eye, it's an ap1 with the stock wheels. I decided not to bring my eniki wheels with me. Worst part is that that fender was painted Last year when I redid the front bumper

I had my Charger's paint redone last year. Costed me about $1400.

Later that year someone hit my driver side front quarter panel. Massive dent. Ran off without leaving any insurance info.

Then later in the year, my psycho ex keyed my car in multiple different places. Wasn't able to prove it was her, but she threatened it multiple times.

People suck. Got a camera now for my new car. Hopefully that deters or at least helps me figure out if someone does it.

>>17106613
on the bright side, it is on one panel only so you can get it fairly easily replaced.

>>17106903
>have any of you bitches vandalized someone else's car
No, but I did put zip ties on someone I didn't like's driveshaft as a prank, and then they took it to a mechanic and had to pay to get it looked at.
I imagine the mechanic had a hearty kek.

>>17108114
>how about you search the archives newfag
>implying anyone honestly cares about some come and go namefag enough to keep up with their life
Kill yourself my dude.

>>17108633
it has nothing to do with the type of car. it was probably just convenient for them and you live in a nigger area now. My cars get keyed a couple times a year and their old dogshit faded chevys and a camoed out truck. The trucks only been keyed once and that's prob because of the soft judges make hardened criminals sticker.

saw a homeless guy key my car as it was parked outside since it was angled out like 3" out on the front so I could more easily go around trashcans. fucker stumbled into it then keyed the shit out of the fender for the inconvenience.

Welcome to city life flyoverfag.

>>17108786
That's the thing. The parking lot isn't filled with a vehicle older than 2006. It's not a nigger area and I think it was because of my Oklahoma license plate and the fact that it's hard to find parking in the area.

>>17108813
sometimes people are just assholes

get a camera so you can make them eat shit

>>17106613
sorry to hear OP, that fuckin' blows.

>live in commiefornia
>supposed nog-mexibeaner capitol of the world
>never been keyed or hassled once

is this white privilege?

>living in an apartment instead of getting a house 10 miles out for the same monthly cost
>living somewhere with a population density that leads to jealous poorfags keying your shit

top cuck OP

>>17106613
>Seattle

Seattle hates cars. New apartments/condos are built with little or no parking. To encourage alternative transportation. Park on the street too long and get ticketed/towed (Unless it's a hippy bus. They can stay for months.)

It's not all about anti-cars. The city is squeezing people out of parking at residences to push people into private parking solutions by outfits like (((Diamond Parking))).

Op here I'm going to have to pay 1040$ out of poket to fix some random bull shit. I fucking hate you Seattle.

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>>17109203
>paying 1K instead of $20 worth of touch up paint.

>>17109203
Jesus I was just joking before when I called you a cuck but turns out I nailed it.

>Seattle

why do you live in that shithole

>>17107310

he does.

>>17106613
>seattle
>not driving a tree fueled by diversity

you should have expected it, OP.

>buys an s2k
>doesnt even have a garage

why do people do this? rent a house

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>>17109259
You really think touch up will take care of all this? And it will end up looking half decent? I don't think so.

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Should I take off my stickers because they draw too much attention?

All these memes about Seattle and urban living but chances are OP is just a shitlord or hoons around his neighborhood and someone decided to take issue with him.

>>17109532
I don't live in Seattle I live in one of the city's near Seattle.

>>17109724
Actually I haven't been. Honest! I might have taken the corners home from work a bit swiftly but I'm not going balls to the wall fast

>>17109688
Weeb stickers would easily get you keyed.
Having weeb stickers is almost as big of a target as having conservative stickers.

It also shouldn't cost you over $1k to repaint that. You're an idiot if you think it will.
You're looking at ~$300.

>>17109724
Or Seattle really is chock full of narcissist hippies who are high on their own farts and excuse their bad behavior with 'correct' politics...

No doubt they were mad at OP for burning gas and making Gaia sad.

>>17109792
>It also shouldn't cost you over $1k to repaint that. You're an idiot if you think it will.
>You're looking at ~$300.

Maybe he actually wants his car to look good from closer than 50 feet away on a cloudy day. Most shops would basically re-spray the whole side of the car and blend it into the bumper covers to achieve a decent match or at least make it hard to see a clear dividing line between the new and old paint. Further more red car paint is one of the most expensive colors and red fades much more as the car ages making it even more challenging to get a good match out of the can. $300 barely covers the labor let alone the materials if wants his car to look presentable.

>>17109904
>Worst part is that that fender was painted Last year when I redid the front bumper
The fade is a non issue.
There will be no blending on such a new paint job, it will just be an entire panel repaint.
Materials will be ~$70 for a shop, for you it would be ~$100 in materials.
Any decent body place will do that for ~$300 and it will look as good as the rest of the car.
It really sounds like you've never had body work done.
This isn't a 15 year old white paint job.

I would be fucking livid, screaming at the top of my lungs for niggers to fucking come at me from nearby apts., i bet it was a fucking poor nigger

>>17108849
car culture if you touch a lowrider with greasy hands you'll get your shit kicked in the respect is mutual

>>17109999
Well there's also the issue of whoever did this in the first place, just might do it again after the car's repainted.

Also, nice quads.

>>17106613
Shit sucks, if you don't want to pay to have it resprayed you can do a damn good job with touch up paint, wetsanding, and buffing though. Might be worth it to buy a roll of PPF and install it too, cars like the S2000 without any janky lines or curves are fairly easy to wrap yourself.

>>17107224
Cops can't do anything about it unless you have proof.

As to why they did it is simple, they're jealous fucks who think that if they can't have it, nobody else deserves it either.

Op here. Update! So there's a security camera about 100 ft away and my car was in a well lit area. I'm going to talk to management tomorrow about seeing if I could have the footage or the whole night.

>>17106613
sorry mate, people dont like gentrification and you're part of the problem

get more money and get a garage

>>17110738
fantastic. If you have insurance definitely file a claim with proof.

You will never find the guy, but at least you get some $

>>17108136
Too poor to afford an 8 year old Honda?

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>>17108136
>65%
It's gotten sillier in the past few weeks

>>17106613
My condolences man. No matter what the car, people should respect other people's property.

>>17106613
Kirkland bro here. This is typical weeb persecution. Hide power level, normies have no souls.

>>17106910
You fuckin' monster

>>17107417
I think you mean truck hijacking refugee

>>17110995
Holy fuckin' shit, I could buy a Cayman S and put an LS in it for that kind of cash.

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>>17106903
I key cars i dont like

>>17111157
>No matter what the car, people should respect other people's property.
That's not how it works in Seattle and other places full of minorities or homeless if you have a Trump bumper sticker. If people know you voted for Trump, then you get keyed since they think you are trying to take away their social welfare programs. They immigrated to this country for economic opportunity and your vote tries to take welfare away from them.

>>17112019
gib me dat mufagga

>>17106613
People don't key eachother's cars for no reason. What did you do to deserve that?

Is it an American thing? My car's been drive by egged before for being a "posh cunt"'s car, (despite the brand new shitbox hatchback they were driving costing easily five times as much as my car), but not even subhumans would do permanent damage to other people's property without being enticed.

>>17112145
>not even subhumans would do permanent damage to other people's property without being enticed.
Your belief is from when a sense of community was stronger. Cultures have changed. Selfishness and personal responsibility is more important now. Personal responsibility means all the problems that happen to YOU are your problems, thus anything I do to you is your fault and not my responsibility. Because you triggered me to key your car, that is all on you. That is basically how personal responsibility ended up in America.

As a result, non-linear response frequently occurs. You can do a verbal insult with no physical harm, but in return, that allows them to key your car or harm your career permanently in response. Such logic doesn't matter of course to the desperately poor and homeless who are filled with anger and would key your car to "get back at the man". Such logic also sometimes doesn't apply to teenagers who are filled with angst and uncertainty about their futures. Such people easily get triggered into thinking of you as an asshole, and it is always okay to BTFO an asshole so they key your car anonymously because no one wants to be punished.

>>17112145
>Is it an American thing?
In america, throwing rocks at cars is also a thing. Thankfully, summer is coming, so the criminals wearing hoodies, caps, and sunglasses (defeat computer photo ID) in the summer heat stand out even more.

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>>17106613
welp i guess i shouldn't have talked any shit because some piece of shit just keyed my car in a fucking albertsons parking lot.

who is so fucking hard up and such a petty piece of shit that they are jealous of a goddamn 4 year old econobox

>>17115122
honestly you had it coming

god finds away

>just bought a house with a garage at the age of 23
>no longer have to park on the street

Wew lad.

>>17115134
i could understand if i parked like a piece of shit or something but goddamn.

>>17112145
Cities are often full of stuck up douchebags, Seattle especially so. Seattle is also full of filthy drug addicts and hobos.

If I was to do such a thing I'd key every single part of the car, not just an isolated area.

Hood, bumpers, doors, trunk, etc..

A work like the one on op's car is weak as fuck, they didn't even try (luckily for the op)

>>17109688
Better get a bad luck club sticker.

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>>17115122
>Helenans

Do you have a window or balcony that overlooks your spot? Just hide out there with a firearm, and when the suspect comes back to fuck with your shit, just let them know you're there and make sure the firearm is in sight


It's not usually a good idea, but I did this once when I saw teenagers sitting on my motorcycle and fucking around on it, and when they came back the next time I was sitting on my balcony with my AR-15 and said "hey" to them. They've gotten the message but more petty people might retaliate so do what you will with this advice OP

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>>17115470
Some of the toughened up teens here are fearless when anonymous and get pretty angry. When one tried to reach into my messenger bag while another distracted me, I knocked his hand out of the bag flap and he got very angry. I had to leave since those teens threw (squirted) soda from the bottle at me. The KCLS librarians did nothing! But that's what you expect in liberal seattle. They make me so mad I wish the next 5 presidents were all Trump clones so that I could vote for them. I don't care if they run the country down so as long as those liberal librarians feel my anger for refusing to do anything or even question those homeless kids. There's too much MUH LITTLE ANGEL suffered so much being homeless attitude with those librarians. Those librarians make me vote for anyone running against the democrat ticket even Pol Pot, H.Himmler, or Tanya Degurechaff.

>>17115302
>Seattle is also full of filthy drug addicts and hobos.
Most of them came from other states too. They are not washington natives. Washington doesn't persecute the homeless. Instead, the police get persecuted and prosecuted by the anti-discrimination activists. It's odd how criminal law enforcement is sort of backwards compared to many other usa states in that the police get prosecuted instead of the criminals that afflicted the victim taxpayers.

>>17106948
damn dude

>>17106613

This is why I park right in front of my apartment balcony or nearby so that I can hang my Amcrest camera from the balcony. Already caught incidents of theft and vandalism. I give no shits about my neighbors comments about me "spying on them", I'm keeping my property safe.

>>17117841
Do you have recommendations for a good rechargeable battery camera for the car that works while the car (no accessory outlet power) is parked? It would need to scan the sides of the car where they try the doors or peer in the windows to look for stuff.

>>17106760
pretty much any new car is more expensive than an s2k dumbass
>living in an apt means you are poor
wanna know how I know you are from a flyover state?

>>17106613
>driving an s2gay
>living in Seattle
hahahaha you earned this, faggot

>>17119418
FLYOVER MAYMAY best maymay amirite.

except the part where normies see a sporty looking convertible and get mad butthurt m8yo

either way ill enjoy my flyover state since i live in bumfuck nowhere and dont have traffic or other shit to deal with. just edgy teenagers in the city i commute to that apparently like to key 4 year old shitboxes.

lucky me they were dumb enough to do it to the spoiler so im just going to replace it for chips

>>17109688
I put a bad luck club sticker on my car and my neighbor stopped talking to me

it's a win win

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>>17119471
>normies
says the 'guy' who:
>uses the windows operating system
>does not play a musical instrument
>wears shoes that can be purchased at the mall
>streams music in .mp3 format
>unable to solve a system of differential equations
hey, but you drive an old shitty honda with a manual transmission! I guess you're totally not a Norman; just kidding, you're still a peasant virgin farmboy.

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>>17119486
wot the fuck are you on about m8
>i have you know i use DOS
>i play the guitar
>i wear cheap ass shoes
>flac nigga
>got me

ill have you know my honda is superior automatic

>>17107406
Damn that sounds terrible.

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>>17119486
>wears shoes that can be purchased at the mall
What's wrong about people who buy shoes and clothing at the mall? I get most of my shirts and trousers from Nordstroms. They also do suit fittings and they have access to a variety of shoes. Since I am one of their longtime customers, they even measure my feet and stretch the shoes for me for free so I don't have to break them in. I go in and get shoes "ahead of time" so that when I need them, they are ready and already stretched comfortable for me.

>you're still a peasant virgin farmboy.
Nothing wrong with remembering your roots. It's those jaded druggies that always forgets what grounds them. They also forget their old friends and family too.

>unable to solve a system of differential equations
Farming tools make use of diff-EQ all the time. There's a lot of math in the farming tools used for crop yields, crop futures, and predicted profit based upon all the resources expended to obtain the crop yield.

Some people such as you get hung up on the details. You can mock others for not manually solving a partial differential equation. But it is the decision makers using the computer tools that make the real money. Just like your diff-EQ arrogance, you may mock someone for not having the technical details to write a word processor. But it is the person who uses the word processor and makes decisions that is the real normie.

It's good to be a Normie and have the clean peasant attitude of a farmboy. In contrast to your jaded mockery, it's better to walk in the positive light than in your negative darkness.

>>17106740
I don't think you understand how expensive housing is in the PNW

>>17119964
>I don't think you understand how expensive housing is in the PNW
The median household earnings is approx 80,000 USD per year, so that means a lot of people can afford some pretty fancy apartments.

>>17119956
Pic related is what's been happening in Australia for the last four years. This government is shite.

>>17107714
I mean you never owned it, it was leased.

>>17112019
I'm kind of glad I live in Arizona. It's hot as fuck but mexicans wouldn't do that shit.

>>17117841
>This is why I park right in front of my apartment balcony or nearby so that I can hang my Amcrest camera from the balcony.

Since your camera is located from a high position aimed downwards to the car, you're just getting pictures of the tops of heads.

It wouldn't catch real thieves here because they all wear hoodies even in the summertime. Many also wear baseball type caps and some wear sunglasses too. This became the result due to court cases being unable to convict suspects when computer facial matching was unable to provide a conclusive result from the database.

>>17107819
this. me being europoor i'd settle in some flyover state and buy a house with huge land and park wherever i want because i own that grass.

>>17108702
So if I have a nice car should I get a cam?

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>>17109688
good lord who painted that top

>>17119391

Blackvue has a parking mode battery that's probably very similar to one of those USB chargers. I've been thinking of getting one myself.

>>17124188

Last thief was a blonde woman who drove a late 90's / early 2000's white car, going through cars at 6:45 AM on sunday morning while I was drinking coffee. I didn't get her face but got enough information to send to the cops.

>>17124512
It'd be good if parking mode batteries were cheap to replace such as the parking mode battery is a NiMH holder that accepts AA NiMH batteries. That's because frequently cycled flat-pack LiON batteries start to wear out in less than a year.

>>17109688
and now the real reason you got keyed is revealed.