>a cyclist crashes into the side of your car >you were

Cyclists aren't people. Should have busted his head in right there.

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>internal combustion engines

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The best part is when riding on the sidewalk isn't illegal where you live but they insist on pretending to be cars anyway.

I have my doubts about police writing tickets for sidewalk riding where it's illegal anyway unless youre being an asshole.

I had something similar happen, but I was also on a bike

>riding my time trial bike
>going about 40mph down an enclosed bike path
>the path is walled so no worries about anyone popping out
>on the aero bars (no hands on brake levers)
>some guy emerges from a hole in the wall on a bike
>makes no sense, can't figure out where he could have been coming from
>he sees me, panics, and goes directly in front of me
>I smash into him probably still doing 15mph
>tiny beanpole guy, he ends up breaking my fall
>My bike and I are both totally fine despite carbon wheels/everything
>his chainstay is snapped and wheel taco'd
>he says he wants to call police, he wasn't that mad because he realizes it was his fault, but wants to have the "incident" reported
>while we wait he's telling me about getting hit by a garbage truck and having to sue the garbage truck company
continued

>>17102277
>start thinking "uh oh, this guy is going to try to get something from me"
>cop shows up, asks what happens
>explain story, cop doesn't really seem too interested
>the cop says he isn't going to write anything down or make a report
>the guy says "well I need to record this for damages."
>the cop says "damages? It's a fucking bike. This isn't a traffic accident"
>just takes our names and leaves
>I say "alright dude" and leave
>I talk to my lawyer buddy and make sure there's nothing that the guy can do, he says I'm rock solid
>weeks later I get a phone call, it's the guy, he says I need to give him money since he couldn't work (the guy was fine, not even a scratch on him after the crash)
>tell him he has no recourse and to never call this number again (still don't know how he could have found it)
The end, sorry nothing too spectacular

>>17102310
omg literally nobody cares.

>>17102318
I care.

>>17102318
I thought it was funny, he told a beanpole insurance fraud cuck to go fuck himself.

>>17102206
>>a cyclist crashes into the side of your car
>>you were in the intersection, turning right on a green
>>he had previously crossed oncoming traffic and clipped the truck in front of you getting onto the sidewalk
So he made a left turn but then turned right to enter the crosswalk, then clipped a truck which had already turned right, got onto the sidewalk, and then hit your car?

>>17102318
Nobody cares about you. We care about that story, though. Fuck off.

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>>17102341
I'll try to illustrate.

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Stay mad cager, try to hit me and I'll sue you for attempted murder lmao

>>17102362
When turning right like that the pedestrians usually do actually have a light telling them they can go, but that may just be my city.

If you hit him that side of his body and bike would be fucked. If just his front tire is fucked that's pretty indicative of what happened by itself.

Maybe you should ask your grandson to drive you around if you can't see faggot.

>>17102318
I care, you pencil dicked, dicked down by a bean pole, pole headed nigger fuck.

>>17102470
t. triggered /pol/yp

>>17102386
Cyclists are not pedestrians

>>17102483
all of my this

i've yelled this at cyclists quite a lot in recent weeks with the weather getting warmer, even other motorists look at me like i'm in the wrong for not stopping at crossings for these stupid fuckbags

fuuuuuuuuu

>>17102483
Why are pedestrians starting to walk in the road in neighborhoods that have sidewalks? Or is this just in my area?

>>17102552
because they're fucking retarded

but god forbid you can't see one and you hit them its YOUR fault

>>17102554
I usually slow down and point at the sidewalk. What compels these entitled shits?

>>17102477
Forgot to change your name, fag

>>17102206
I hope that Saab is about to hit him

>>17102552
Because according to meme rumors asphalt is """""""better""""""" to run on.

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>>17102318
>bike incident thread
>anon tells story about bike incident
>"omg literally nobody cares."

6/10 bait made me respond

>>17102552
>>17102554
>>17102559
I was out practice driving with my gf yesterday and two faggots were jogging in the middle of the street

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They were gonna pass a law where I live (colorado) saying that cyclists can go through red lights. Like jesus fucking christ that would be bad. It died but I'm concerned that they even had a hearing about it