>dudebro at my job drives a bone stock impreza >makes sure

Shit on his hood.

piss in the hood scoop

fuck his brother

>>17101781
Base model doesn't have one.

steal his vape

>>17101730
At least he doesn't have a [HOONIGAN] emblem on his car.

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>own pic related but in gold and I took it off the leather thing
>put it on my house key ring
>carry it with me everywhere, sometimes spin it in my hand like a slav
>have never even driven a jaguar
>don't currently own a car

>>17101730
>stock

Better than most WRX guys

>>17101730
Stop liking what I don't like!!!!

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>Organize a gay bukkake at my local Toyota meetup
>Get POZ cum all over my spiffy Toyota Owners hat

>>17101730
Talk to him about Rally America

Get him a Hoonigan sticker so he can further embarrass himself.

Also what the fuck is a Suburu anyways? Is it the """sport""" or upbrand badge of Kia or something? Its a Korean car but do they know its from Korea?

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>>17102510

>>17102510
Are you always this dense?

>>17102518
>>17102531
Okay its all made and designed in Korea but profits go to Japan and not affilated with Kia sorry for the confusion since its only second to Kia in production there.

Why do people own these again?

>>17102510
What does this mean

>>17102550
what

>awkward dude at my job drives a bone stock debadged unidentifiable shitbox
>tries desperately to make sure nobody sees his anime keychain

Which one of you is it?

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>>17102550

>>17102510
Thanks to /o/ I know that Suburu is an Indiana based lesbian land cruiser manufacturor.

If he's really on a rally team he might be cool, lemme know what rally you raced in
>>17103174
Pop up headlights?

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>>17102510
>>17102550
What in the fuck are you talking about?

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>expensive metal bmw lanyard on my keychain, usually comes with the M5
>my car is a shit kia

DEVILISH

>>17101730
I see the green eyes of jelly in your post.

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>>17102510

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Tfw have chevy

>>17101730
get him drunk and suck his cock in his subaru

>>17104435
Whats with that fob?????

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>>17102510

I have an sti and keep my keys on an old broken shoe lace my cat chewed off my shoe 10 years ago. I need to step up my game.

>>17104440
You discriminate on cars?

He's just looking for friends.

>>17101730
>person does something perfectly acceptable and normal
>loser faggot cries about it on 4chan

The 2012 imprezza is the worst car ive ever owned. got the sport model 5 speed 2.0 just as a commuter car to replace my 1996 imprezza 2.2 with 300k miles. The new car is gutless burns 3qt of oil between changes and feels like plastic shit inside. Subaru is absolute shit now they peaked with the bugeye.

>>17106443
hey i know sucking dicks is perfectly acceptable and normal to you but it doesn't mean it's still not gay

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>have pic related on keychain
>drove 02 Taurus when obtained
>now own Supercharged Pontiac

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>have pic related
>its just a garbage ass 944

At least people who dont know shit about cars think its cool