Got my first ever parking ticket and really don't feel like

>>17086961
25 bucks is cheap, just pay it, you'll spend more time and money trying to get out of it.

Jump of a bridge.

>>17086961
Jump off a cliff

>Kia

U deserve it anon.

>>17086961
my uni charges 50 and they're gay-lords about it, not worth punishing the people in the cashiers over officer fudds final judgement.
just pay it

>>17086961
fake your own death.

They can't bill a dead man

>>17086961
tell your uni that if they don't drop this ticket you'll switch unis to the other uni and they'll lose $30k a year from you plus money you spend in the surrounding businesses on lunch and dinner, and that it is in their best interest to withdraw the ticket, or risk losing much more than $25

>>17086961
Fuck that's a cheap ticket
Where I live they're $76

>>17087046
I have never heard of a university that won't call that bluff and tell you to pound sand

>>17086961
Ha. Hello fellow STL bro. I don't see many of us. Really no way out of that one if you go to UMSL. If you don't then just never pay it

>>17086969
>>17086979
>>17086971
These, OP, in this order.
>>17087068
Damn, what the fug. My only parking ticket was at a community college and cost me $8 bucks.

If you live in Az just throw it away

>>17088877
lol this right here. I've done it twice and never paid it and nothing has ever happened.

>>17086961
pretend you are a beaner border jumper.

cali won't charge them with any crimes unless its a hate crime against a higher caste of the protected classes

>university police
>thinking it's actual police

they might tack it on to your next tuition bill but otherwise you can throw that shit right out