Have you ever seen someone on the side of the road with car issues

>>17082544
Nah. I usually just drive past and laugh.

Why risk getting stabbed or shot?

>>17082544
Only in parking lots

Not gonna stop while on the road just cause some faggot is stuck there

>>17082544
Someone faps to this, don't they.

I can't even fix my own car let alone other people's

>>17082563
This

>>17082590

I somehow ran across a video of some girl stuck in a mud pit with some muscle car. All she is doing is revving it out for a while, then she gets out and "sexily"tries to push it, then gets back inside and revs it out some more, next thing you know she takes off her shoe and there is a close up of her dirty ass foot massaging the gas pedal while the engine bounces off a limiter.

This was a couple years ago and it still screws up my head.

I think it even triggered a foot phobia that I now have.

>>17082544
I'll help if I'm walking past someone who's stuck or has a flat tire, but I wouldn't stop if I was driving. I'll go out and help my friends if they're stuck on the roadside somewhere though.

>>17082544
That's not suitable attire for those weather conditions.

>>17082544
Last week a girl was stuck in the middle of a busy road so I pulled up and asked if she wanted me to push her to the side of the road. When I was pushing her car 3 people yelled "that's so nice" to me so I asked her how long she had been stuck and she said 20 minutes. Fucking people man, I ran out of gas and it took 2 hours for my friend to come and not one person stopped. Should have tried to get that chicks number though she was a cutie and she said she called her sister not her bf

Only when walking. Pretty fun walking up and giving somebody stuck in the snow a shove.

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>keep a toolbox and everything a driver could possibly need in my 94 sonoma and 05 corolla
>stopped and helped as much as i can because it was always weak shit like a dead battery and no gas
>got an MR-S with no room for tools

tfw now i just drive by and laugh at them

>>17082689
>foot phobia
How do you even live with yourself?

A while back I accidentally let my battery die while waiting for a train, and of the hundred or so people behind me, nobody stopped to help. I had to push my car off the road by myself while people were honking and shouting abuse at me.

I was really lucky though because the guy from the gas station up the road noticed I was sitting on the shoulder and came over with his own truck and gave me a jump start. :)

>>17082689
As an actual footfag, I will never understand pedal pumping (yes it has a name, there are multiple entire websites for this shit). They try to make hitting a gas pedal erotic but all they really accomplish is taking standard porn overacting and focusing it down to a single body part for way too long.
The cars don't even sound good.

I don't help people.
No one helped me.

>>17082544
I gave somebody a jump in a parking lot once

but I'm not going to pull over to the side of the expressway and help somebody

>>17082544
Usually not for cars but if its a motorcycle ill stop. Ive had people stop for me with bike troubles but never car, so I return the kindness.

Saw a girl's tire disintegrate while she was driving, I knew she was going to be fucked since we were pretty far from anything so I took the next exit and swung back around to find her on the side of the road. She had no idea that her tread had peeled off or where her spare tire was. Any other time I've stopped, the people said they already had help so I left.

>>17082750
i drove with a ratchet set in the trunk for a dew days and I couldn't handle the sound of that jingling around and sliding back and forth

I live in a safe as fuck city so I do all sorts of weird shit.

I helped some dude who got stuck in a roundabout push his car into a parking lot.

I also once gave an hour and a half lift to someone to get home who was pinging out their mind.

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>helping humans

>>17082558
you and the way you think is the root cause of all of the problems in this world. Congratulations on swallowing the constant barrage of garbage from media/popular culture

>>17083047
>you and the way you think is the root cause of all of the problems in this world
no, the root of all the problems in the world is why he's afraid to stop you fucking retarded monkey.

>>17082544
Yes.
>on way to party in pittsburgh
>see saturn shitbox stranded on two lane road
>guy couldnt even move car to the side
>put on my flashers and a jeep comes up
>guy is like 5'8 / 140 lbs and old as hell
>basically had to push this car myself

Its a good thing that i lift.

>>17083067
Pushing a car isn't that hard, especially when someone is steering. Nice of you to stop though. :)

>>17083065
the death of community which was and is pushed by your ((masters)) led to why hes afraid to stop not vice versa

>>17083107
no, it's niggers. are you stupid?

>hurr it's your fault niggers kill people
no.

one time some guy was frantically waving me down at the end of his driveway on a back road

I slowed way down and he started to look happy

then I floored it and he looked disgusted in my rear view mirror

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>>17082544
Yes.
> driving home late at night from next town after dropping sheila off I was shagging
> see car outside business located on highway
roadside with hood and trunk open
> Stop and ask if they need help
> car overheated it'll be fine soon
> I have 20litres of water in the back and some silicone tape if it's a busted hose?
> nah we're good. We have someone coming
> ok bye

Turns out the shop got robbed that night.

>>17083107
It's also less necessary now that everyone has a cell phone and can summon help without leaving their car, not like the old days were you either waited for someone to stop or walked to the nearest payphone.

>>17082544
One time when I was in the garage working on my project car my mom told me to go help a girl stopped in her car in front of her house. She had a flat tire and I changed it for her. I was a dorky 16 year old and she was a college student so I had no game.

>>17082544
If i see a bike on the side of the road ill stop and see if they are good. I usually don't stop for cars

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>>17083159
> imblying the places you break down have cell phone coverage
it's like you're some sort of city fag who thinks cell phone coverage is everywhere

>>17082544
yes, I regularly stop to give rides to gas stations, or up the road, or to just check on people.

I made a promise to a family that helped me 10 years ago when I ran out of fuel about 15 miles from the next pump ( i had just gone through 110 miles without a single filling station). The local catholic church actually turned me away saying they could not help, it was the first place I tried (and where my car coasted to a stop...in their parking lot), before walking through the town.

I tried to pay them and they refused.That Family gave me 10 gallons of fuel, and 10 bucks to finish filling it up and get food at the station. They asked me only that "You do the same for the next person you see in need".

Ive probably given 50 people rides since then, ive paid for people to eat, and ive stopped and chatted/stayed with people until someone came to help them/ tow them.

Ive never been harmed, held up, or really felt threatened. Its my version of pay-it-forward

>>17083175
like bicycle?

>>17083107
Too many immigrant criminals.
"community" is a white cultural phenomena.
Remove the white -> remove the community.

They can walk their ass to a cell tower. It's not worth the risk unless you live in a 90% white area.

I was on my way back from the track once and I had my 1/2" electric impact, bunch of sockets, some other tools and a nice 2-ton jack in the back. just so happened to see a middle-aged lady on the highway trying to change a flat on her Hyundai. I pulled over and asked her if she needed help and she was like "yes! I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing" so I get over to her car and she's got the scissor jack set up on the gravel and it's pushing itself into the ground rather than lift the car up. I had the wheel off of the car in about a minute, and then picked up the spare that was leaning on the bumper and asked her if she had ever checked the pressure in it. and she says "I dunno, do they do that when they change my oil?" I said "not likely, it's completely flat" and she starts losing her shit and swearing, wondering how she's gonna make it somewhere to fill it up and I just walked back to my truck and grapped my portable compressor/jumper pack, look back at her and I still remember the look on her face. she was absolutely dumbfounded. I filled her tire up, bolted it on and she tells me that I'm an angel, and right as I'm about to leave another car pulls up behind her. I figured it was someone else stopping to try to help, but then she goes "ah holy shit I totally forgot I called my boss!" so he had driven down to help her for absolutely nothing, but then she bummed a $20 off of him to give me because she didn't have any cash.

>>17083194
Aw. That's so sweet.

A greasy neckbeard in a misfiring beat up pickup once stopped to see if I needed any tools he had. I didn't, but that was pretty swell of him.

>>17083018
Put more tools back there until everything stops moving

>>17083186
>implying the majority of breakdowns don't occur in population centres and major transport corridors which have cell service

>>17082544
Yeah, live in Canada pushed many cars out of the snow and had many people help push me out of the snow.

>4 years ago see some cutie in a parking lot. Battery is dead, jump start her car get her number. Year later marry her. Celebrating our anniversary next month.

>>17083194
Fuck good for you man.

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>>17083220
it's still like you're some city fag who thinks every country or part of the country has cell towers installed along the highways and byways

learn2geography, amerifag

Helped some guy go to a shop with his flat and buy a new tire. I know how car troubles are all too often and it blows. Guy gave me $50 even though I was trying to turn it down. $50 beats him spending $100 on a tow in addition to the other bullshit.

T.pajeet

>>17082757

It's actually a bit more specific than

>EWW FEET

It's more like

>Your stink ass feet don't belong on the table, dash board, in my face etc.

But the real difference is that as soon as the foot is behaving haram that I can see the stink even if there is none.

>>17083233
I live in a town of 2,000 people in the middle of nowhere oklahoma and there's a cell tower less than a mile from my house.

Shut up idiot.

>>17083229
>>17083209
I wish I had gotten their name, or could remember the name of the town to send them a thank you card, or something. Its been something I have regretted for years now.

>>17083208
actually thought of another incident. I grew up in Wisconsin and we had family that we would visit in Iowa on the holidays, and on Christmas Eve day I was on my way there in my Jeep with my sister. we were on a country highway and saw an old full-size van sitting on on a scissor jack with a wheel missing, and a trailer behind it, and nobody in sight. a few miles later we stop at a gas station. my sister goes in to buy coffee while I start pumping fuel, and this guy comes up to me and explains that the he was the owner of the van down the road, he had gotten a flat and went to change it and found that his spare was flat. he rolled it the entire distance to the gas station but the wind was picking up and it was really cold and he asked if there was any chance that I could give him a lift back to his van. so I told him sure and then I look toward the store and see my sister holding the door open for a lady that happened to be the guy's wife. so I throw his spare in the back, and the two of them get in the back seat. while we're driving he offers me some rolled up cash and I told him not to worry about it and that I was happy to help. I stopped in front of his van, helped him get the wheel on and tightened down and he shook my hand, his wife gave me a hug and we wished each other safe travels and were on our way. a little bit down the road and sees that the guy had left not one but two $100 bills on the back seat.

From previous experience? Which tools would you wish to have had in that moment? What tools should you always carry? What extra tools should you carry? I got a tool box on my truck that I want to have fully stocked with everything necessary.

>>17083330
>implying I weigh my car down with unnecessary garbage

I've got a cell phone to call a tow truck if it's anythign more than a tire change

>>17083330
Outside of odd specialty things I thought I might need, a basic socket set and some c-wrenches have done the most for me. Of course tire pump, flashlight, knife, pliers, screwdriver, paracord, etc. as well.

>tfw lost my first laptop to using the screen as a flashlight and it popped out of the engine bay when I got the engine started and it shattered
that was dumb

>>17083330
Besides pliers, screwdrivers, etc. a cheap torque wrench would be nice to have. I hate helping someone change a tire and then worrying about not tightening the nuts enough.

>>17082544
Yea, one time I saw a guy walking a bike down the side of a road at night so I pulled over to help. Just ran out of gas and he was only about 1/4 of a mile from a gas station so i let him go.

I have a few times... and unfortunately when it's a woman, I typically drive by, pulled over on two occasions to help a woman change a tire and they acted so out of sorts like i was going to kidnap them... (Also i'm a business casually dressed, clean shaven individual, pulling up in a Lincoln Zephyr, not looking like a gang member or biker) "my boyfriend is coming any time now, hes in the army and very strong" as shes stuttering and backing away from me...

So I got sick of being treated like a psychopath, and wish them the best as I drive by them..

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>>17083201 >>17082558 >>17083107
>Too many immigrant criminals.
>Why risk getting stabbed or shot?
>the death of community

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/08/17/a-good-samaritan-helped-two-teens-pull-an-suv-from-a-ditch-then-they-allegedly-killed-him/?utm_term=.e383a67f1fd6

THE WASHINGTON POST: A man stopped to help two teens pull an SUV from a ditch. Then, they allegedly killed him.

Authorities in South Carolina said two teenagers have been arrested on murder charges after one of them allegedly shot and killed a man who had just helped them pull an SUV from a roadside ditch.

Michael Odell Anthony Dupree-Tyler, 19, and Deon Antonio Frasier, 17, were denied bond on Tuesday in the shooting incident, which occurred Monday night in North Charleston.

Police said a witness asked the victim, later identified as Chadwick Garrett, to help the teens pull a 2016 Dodge Durango from a ditch along a narrow road.

North Charleston police spokesman Spencer Pryor said in a statement that officers arrived at the scene about 11 p.m. Monday and found the victim lying on the roadway.

He was pronounced dead at the scene.

“During the investigation, it was learned that the victim was assisting two black males in pulling a Dodge Durango out of the ditch,” Pryor said in the statement, which was emailed to The Washington Post. “After the victim got the vehicle out of the ditch the two suspects then robbed and shot the victim.”

After the shooting, a woman from the apartment where the suspects live called police and said the two teens had taken her SUV without permission. She gave a description of the vehicle as well as of Dupree-Tyler and Frasier, according to documents cited by the Charleston Post and Courier.

“With all due respect to the family, they coming at me the wrong way because I haven’t murdered anyone,” Dupree-Tyler said, according to the newspaper.

>>17082544
I seem to only ever see people while I'm on the way to work and don't have time to stop. Although one time I slowed down next to someone than saw it was a nigger and just kept going cause fuck that shit.

>>17083233
I don't know where you live, but I've been all over Europe, in bumfuck nowhere hill country parts of Czech Republic and Poland and less respectable parts of European Russia. The only places where i didn't have cell coverage in the last decade were deliberate blackout zones Ruskies love maintaining around their "strategic objects" , which is half of the fucking industry and infrastructure.

There was a guy stuck in the wendy's parking lot one time I was there for a bite, and I offered to help. He declined, didn't even thank me for the offer. He passed up on a guy who happened to have a full set of tools and jumper cables in his car at the time.

I hope he couldn't get it started and had to call a tow truck. Was a POS early 2000's Mitsubishi Galant anyway, that car's probably been junked by now anyway.

>>17082544
usually not as they might be just gypsies, But in winter if someone gets stuck or needs a jumpstart I'll happily oblige cause I've needed a jumpstart occationally.

>>17082544
white people yes

>>17083257
>in a town

>>17082544
Yes. A Ford Focus got into deep snow and got stuck, and I had a shovel with me. He was already going to call a tow truck.

I was on the side of the road macgyvering my throttle linkage yesterday and nobody stopped

>>17082544
No because most of the time I'm doing 80-85 and when I see them I'd have to lock breaks just to slow down into the same area code as them. There was one guy who I regret not stopping for because it was a f100 from the 50s, but he got stuck right before an exit ramp and I wasn't going to block even more of that with my car

>>17082544
no.

>>17085010
wouldn't happen if you drove throttle by wire.

I've stopped a few times but would probably not stop for just anyone on a deserted highway.

>pulled over and put out an engine fire
>someone coasted to a stop behind where I was parked while fishing. drove her down the road to get gas
>stopped for an elderly woman stopped in the middle of the street with a flat tire. got her to pull into a parking lot, changed the tire and then followed her home since the spare tire was a little low
>stopped on a busy city street for a guy with his hood up and holding jumper cables. He said he had been standing there for 20 minutes and probably 100 cars had passed and no one else stopped

>>17082544
Several times, but only if it wasn´t a (sand)nigger.

>>17085010

Should've had exposed some ass maybe.

If I see people clearly stuck I stop. Pushed a couple people out of deep gravel, but I've never seen someone truly stranded

When i had a 4wd I towed people out of ditches n stuff.

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>>17083194
Athiests will argue this

>>17083330
A CAA or AAA card

>>17083194
If I tried do be this nice here in Brazil I'd end up dead real fast.

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>>17082544
>Leaving in the morning for work
>See a guy pushing his car
> Won't start, needs to move it to the other side of the street or it will get a ticket
(Stupid ass street sweeper)
>Guy thanks me and I head off to work

>middle of winter stuck in a traffic jam
>fucking 40 below 0 with crazy flurries
>inch by inch slowly moving along in the left lane
>crawl by a Jeep TJ parked on the shoulder, no one in it
>shrug and keep going
>about 40 minutes later about a quarter mile down the road see a guy walking down the shoulder
>ask him if the TJ was his
>it was, he ran out of gas stuck in the traffic jam
>tell him to get in before he freezes to death and that I'll take him to the next gas station
>guy looked like he was going to cry
Seriously he probably passed hundreds of people and no one bothered helping him or even giving him a lift in such horrible weather?

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>>17085059
>Electronic systems are immune from faults

>>17085059
A electronic throttle isn´t more relieable than a steel cable to your throttle body.

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>>17085272
That´s why I always carry additional 20L of fuel in my car, wich is enough for at least 400km in my car.
If someone runns out of gas and isn´t a nigger or arab, I´d fill him up for the normal fuel price.

>>17082544
>see car on side of the road with hazards on
>same car and color as mine.
>stop and ask if he needs help
>he ran out of gas somehow
>drive him to gas station, let him use my empty gas jug to fill up
>drive him back, he thanks me
>as im getting ready to drive off he says
>allah will bless you on this fine day friend
Perfectly normal i guess.
But i helped a hitch hiker once.
Wont do that again.

>>17082544
A couple of times, I never stop and help but I usually make a call to the non emergency police number to make them aware in case they actually are in trouble.

A few years ago someone who stopped to help got murdered so I am not fucking chancing that.

>>17085452
Story about the hitch hiker?

I was driving to my buddies place and saw this lady on the side of the road in an RX-8 with a blown tire.

I'm in my NC miata, so I figure why not help out a fellow Mazda owner.

Change her tire, and while speaking with her, I found out she's the wife of a dealership owner I bought my Miata from.

Tell her that I bought it a few months ago. She asked for my name and phone number and I get a call later that day from the owner.

He told me he would let me have any Mazdaspeed accessory I wanted with install included. Told him that it wasn't neccessary, but insisted to reward me for helping his wife.

I got an AEM/Mazdaspeed intake. He personally watched over the install and had the master tech explain to me how to get to the filter if I needed to change it, how it would effect the cars performance.

They even rotated the tires and changed my oil just before they buttoned everything up.

Needless to say I was very grateful. The dealership owners name his Bob, btw. Nice guy. He likes miatas.

>be 18
>sleeping with a super hotty
>she has a super hot friend
>car broke down in parking lot
>super hotty calls me to come help
>switch out a fuel pump relay for them
>fires right on up
>get friends number while I'm there
>take super hotty home to bone
>hit friend up later
>bone friend
>boning two super hotties that are friends
>was never able to set up a threesome

feels bad man. 18 was really fun, too bad I got in a relationship with a whore and put on 50 pounds before we broke up

>>17086266
Bob leave

>>17085343
>Hey buddy you look like you could use some fuel I got some right here
>Oh thanks man you really saved my ass
>That'll be $2.00 a gallon

And people wonder why I hate jews

>>17087115
>2$ a Gallon
I am a poorfag university student from germany and gas is 1,40€/L here when it is cheap, wich is about 5.32$/gallon.
I can´t afford to give you 20L of it for free.

>>17087165
>I can´t afford to give you 20L of it for free.
You are seeing part of the bad side of 4chan anonymous posters who feel entitled that since you are helping, you must also give them a tank of free gasoline too. On /a/ these ungrateful people often attack translator teams that provide free translated manga and anime too.

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Have a few stories about this stuff. I'll start with the oldest.

>Be like 13
>Just went swimming in my grandma's hella-dank pool
>Riding home with my parents and little brother
>See a car at the front of the turn lane we're in with their hazards on
>Line of cars behind them, about 6 before us
>No one getting out to check on them
>Dad gets out and heads to the car, comes back and tells me to come with him
>Two college girls ran out of gas in their Corolla less than 100ft away from a gas station
>Dad and I push their car to the station, couple people give us thumbs up
>Girls thank us, offer dad money and he says no
>They were super hot and wearing bikini tops with skirt bottoms

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>>17087281

>Be 15
>Dad and I are riding to my relatives' house for Christmas
>About 5" of snow on the ground on top of really slick ice
>Dad's truck w/ snow tires and 4wd is having a hard time staying on the road
>See a SUV barely off the road in the ditch spinning its tires trying to get out
>We pull over, it's another family that got stuck after hitting a slick spot
>Dad and I help shovel their tires out and get traction under the wheels (floor mats under the tires help get traction in the snow btw)
>Get them out, they thank us and wish us a Merry Christmas
>I get dank gifts at our relatives' house

I just now realized that my dad is probably the reason why I always stop to help people on the road when I can. He always stops to help people no matter what.

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>>17087298

>Be 18
>Girl I'm on/off banging calls me at work
>Her mom and her had a tire go flat and neither of them can change it
>Let my boss know what's going on
>He totally understands, even lets me stay clocked in while I go help them
>Drive to them, they managed to get to a gas station parking lot and parked right next to a shitty mud puddle
>Change their tire in the mud
>They thank me, offer me money
>Mom ends up getting me a thank you card from the gas station for some reason
>Girl later let me fuck her in the ass as thanks

>>17087115
>Shit, I ran out of fuel
>Next gas station is kilometers away
>hey, that guy fills me up for the same price as the gas station would
>must be a asshole for saving me from walking there and buying a verpriced jerrycan

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>>17087327

>Be 19
>Get a call late at night from my best friend's little brother
>He's stranded in a parking lot and his car won't start
>One of the coldest nights of the year, about -20F before windchill
>Grab ratchet set, jumper cables, and some blankets and drive out
>Find his POS Taurus, he's got a girl he's trying to bang and her friend with him
>They all look super relieved to see blankets
>Try jumping the car, car isn't starting at all
>Crawl under car and start hitting starter with ratchet while my friend tries to start it
>Car starts, tell my friend to drive them home and keep the car running until he gets home
>We replaced the starter a few weeks later

>>17087298
>I just now realized that my dad is probably the reason why I always stop to help people
He comes from an older time when there was more sense of community. Nowadays, it's all about personal responsibility type of justified selfishness.

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>>17087363
>Last New Year's Eve
>About to start drinking with my roommates before going out to the bars
>Get a phone call from a coworker
>He was drunk driving and crashed his Volvo 2 blocks from his house
>Go tow him out of the snowbank with my VW
>Get him and his car to his house
>Feed him a pizza and tell him he's a retard and to never do it again
>Poor Volvo

>>17087363
>Crawl under car and start hitting starter with ratchet while my friend tries to start it
You forgot the punch line. You used Snap-On to hit the starter because it would have failed to work if you used something wimpy like Harbor Freight Pittsburgh.

>>17085343
>>17087335
May as well just call AAA at that point, since it's so hard to help people

Yesterday night at like 2 am I stopped to get some gas on a /nightdrive/ at a shady gas station in my college town. A huge red rusted van pulled up and a black started talking to me (red flag). He had wild eyes and started off by saying some stuff about his pregnant wife in the car and their gas nozzle not working. I said I didn't know shit about cars and he could get help inside the gas station. He then asked if I had any money and I said no, and then he asked if I had any cigarettes.

Fucking blacks, they never want actual help, they just want money. God dammit

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>normal European plates
Sure, I'll try to help in any way I can. The few times I've helped people who had breakdowns I've been able to get it going again through pure luck of it being stupidly simple problems (battery terminals come loose, flat tires, hood came loose and needed a strap over it)
>eastern european plates
Haha, fuck no

>>17087544
What is AAA?

>>17087572
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=AAA

>>17082544
No, because by the time I've stopped safely, it'll be a 10 minute walk to get back to them.

I've helped a colleague in the car park after work, though. And I'd stop for a fallen biker; I owe the community that after someone stopped for me when I fell off mine.

>>17087555
The variation is when they try to have any excuse to start talking to you. In your case, it was his gas nozzle not working. Over here, after the conversation starts, it immediately heads to the "Stop disrespecting me!" phase where he accuses you so that he now has an excuse to assault you. The purpose of the assault is to grab stuff off your body such as wallet, phone, and car/house keys. If he gets caught, charges are typically lessened because you taunted him to rile him up. Sure, you didn't do any of that, but the dindu robber uses that tactic on you to decrease or avoid being charged.

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>on my way home
>one car in front of me on a stop light
>we're on a steep hill
>he puts his hazards on, the light turns green and he doesn't go
>everyone behind me honking and yelling, generally being assholes
>I put my hazards on as well, get out and see if they need any help
>round up another 2 people who were walking along and help push this car around the corner so at least it was out of traffic

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>>17082544
Nope that's how your ass gets killed!!

>>17082544

Depends how fast I'm going and whether or not I'm worth a fuck at the moment.

>>17082544
I once ran out of my own pharmacy to do that, yes. They came and bought something later.

>Be me, 23, driving to see GF
>have to drive a while and left after work, planning on camping for the night
>keeping an eye out for a campsite, see a car pulled off on the side of the highway with flashers on
>slow down, two girls standing with car waving
>oh fuck yeah, I already know where this is going
>first one is young petite brunette in high-rise jeans and a flannel shirt tied over a tank-top, 8/10 let's call her Marie
>other one is NDN, a bit older, same height but average build in a hoodie and lulus (dat ass), 7/10, Sarah.
>Ask what's wrong
>They were driving, car started making weird noises, then quit.
>oil light had been on for a few days
>go to open hood, hood release is broken off
>use vice grips to release hood
>they react like I just performed a miracle
>anyways, shit's fucked yo. No oil, engine's siezed.
>I offer condolances and beer. Roadieees
>they see my camping gear and ask where I'm heading.
>Tell them I don't really have a plan, ask where they're going
>They're working at a resort nearby and staying at a hostel
>We decide I'll give them a ride and stay at the hostel for the night
>My goodness would you look at the happening

I towed a dude with a broke down Chevy to a pull off area cause it was safer than where he was

>>17090444
>"hey anon, your car has lots of room"
>"Yeah, four doors for more... people"
>Driving up to resort, Sarah's qiet, sad her car's dead. Marie's riding shotgun and talking a mile a minute
>Get there, continue drinkng. Party going on up the road, go over there
>Marie winds up crazy drunk, i just play along
>leave with her and don't even make it home before we start fucking in a golf course or some shit
>so tight it hurts, but feelsgoodman
>she cums, but apparently too cold to finish me
>women.png
>go back to hostel, fuck in shower, fuck in bed all night with a little sleep in between
>leave first thing the next moring, dick sore af

haven't told a soul about this since it happened. Some of the best sex of my life happened because of a siezed civic

>Scooter rider
>Looks confused
>Gesture to let me have a crack at it
>It was just the kill switch

>Group ride, one guy gets a huge puncture and rear goes off the rim
>Everyone (20-25 people) stops to wait for the 1 guy that tottled off to bring back his ute and his spare 400 (Sunday afternoon, kinda middle of nowhere)
>50 minutes later there's 8 guys muscling a GSX1400 onto the bed of a hilux with a slight lift kit
>Guy gets to finish ride with us

>Vintage bike rider, can hear him burbling and crackling halfway up the road
>Pull him over (it's 2am)
>Tell him I'll follow him in case it shits out and I can give him a lift home and help with loading it onto a trailer or something
>Follow him home, just makes it.

>Guy locks his keys in the car that locked behind him (Fucking BMW's) while it's still running
>Take him up the road 10 minutes to a hardware store to grab a couple spanners, fishing rod and pry bars
>End up sticking around for half an hour to help him get access
>Gives me a handful of joints as thanks

>Jumper cables 10,000 times

>Manual pushstarts a fair dozen

I mean, I might sound like I'm on a high horse here, but I've been in shit situations and I've been pushing my bike for an hour without anyone stopping to even ask if I'm all good, so I just say fuck it and help the poor cunt out without waiting till I think 'Oh someone else will help'.

>>17082689
> "I somehow"

>>17082689
Reading this made me feel like throwing up

Haha yeah one time there was this super hot girl and I helped her and she gave me a blow job later
>this entire thread

Twice, when I used to drive a classic and kept tools and stuff in the car in case I ever needed to use it for myself.

>eating out with friends at this little place in a shopping strip
>middle aged guy kicking away at his motorbike starter for a good 5 minutes
>wander over and ask if he needs help, what the problem is
>dude didn't know anything about cars, first motorbike
>checked the basics
>notice no air filters on the carbies
>take a chance and blow some carby cleaner down them
>starts first kick
>explain that air filters are important
>go back to food


>driving home close to midnight
>see a car with the hood up
>wouldn't have stopped except that it was late
>turned out to be some older guy who knew what he was doing
>lent him some tools and torchlight while he bent a spark plug connector back into a snug fit
>sent him on his way

>>17082544
I've helped a guy push-start his bike after his batterie died on his first tour of the season

>>17085452
>>17086211
Yeah, I wanna hear about the hiker.

yes, live in Norway people get stuck all the time in the winter.

Only one time I've been in a situation where I could help. Some fag who just got his license spun out in a corner (late night winter hektiks) and parked his BMW ass first into a tree in the bottom of a ditch.
I didn't have a tow strap on me so I just drove past. Not that I would help him if I did have one.

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>see dickhead on side of road
>car halfway in road
>driver door still open
>nowismychance.mp3
>step on it
>smash into his door
>make a run for it

3 years later and haven't been caught.

>>17091308
>Feel like randomly doing something violent pitbull style
>Label a person as a "dickhead" or "asshole"
>The label justifies all actions done

It's why some people are scared if someone stops to help them. They'd rather wait for AAA nowadays instead.

>>17091308
i dont believe you because that would have fucked your car up bretty good m8

>>17083046
Kill yourself pyle

>>17082544
almost always
always if i have two people
I usually just let them use my phone
only felt like i was gonna get carjacked/murdered once
it's usually a huge hassle in one way or another
>helping some guy
>broke down trying to get to town 4 miles above me about 150 miles away
>let him use my phone
>one time shows up
>thinks it's a drug deal
>flashlight searches my open truck, runs other guys plate
>just here to make sure u get your phone back
>tax dollars at work

>>17082544
yes

Yeah once

>be riding to nearby city
>see a stranded rider with his bike next to him on side
>I double back and pull up, ask him whats up
>run out of fuel, he's waiting for the bus to pick him up
>I tell him I'll go back to the nearest gas station and get him a can of fuel
>tell him not to worry about repaying me

It was the decent thing to do.

>>17083047
reddit

>>17084572
So it's pretty easy huh?

NEVER STOP TO HELP NIGGERS

>>17093170
When you're driving a pickup truck with a massive brush guard, my truck didn't suffer anything. Brush guard was pretty fucked tho
>>17093154
>meanie1!1!1!
>dickhead blocks almost entire lane
he doesn't have the common courtesy to get off the highway and CLOSE HIS FUCKING door. That's rule 1 of being on the side of the road

I've only ever helped people pull people that stuck in snow on the side of the road. Happened three times and another where the lady and her son decided to wait 2 hours for a tow truck they called instead.

I do this because its quick, requires not much talking.

>>17093564
>he doesn't have the common courtesy to get off the highway and CLOSE HIS FUCKING door.
He's flustered and so he stopped thinking beyond the fact that his car is "Parked". Since he may normally open his door fully and leave it open when parked, he's not thinking beyond that. Parked = Door Open. Car is not moving, therefore it is "parked".

What's not to like is streetside parking where drivers suddenly open their door into traffic. Almost no one does that, but several weeks ago, I had a close call when some guy (not a female driver) simply opened his door and I had to slam my brakes. That totally SUCKS because I am on the insurance rate discount plan where bad driving causes the discount to go away. Sudden braking, speeding, driving between midnight and 4AM, and hooning counts negatively.

>>17093315
>tell him
Did you actually do it afterwards, or you just left him there waiting for your return?

>>17094811
If he's changing a passenger side tire he may be as far into the shoulder as he can get.

>>17094811
>driving between midnight and 4AM counts negatively
Why would it?
Isn't it safer to drove when the roads are almost empty?

>>17090504
I worked at a scooter shop and the first question we would ask when someone called saying their scooter won't start was if the kill switch was on. One lady apparently didn't even know what it was and had only ever used her key

Neighbor was stuck in the snow

>Be driving in North Carolina
>Day after a snow "storm"
>4 inch accumulation with ice overnight
>Driving in neighborhood and see my neighbors car stuck almost at the top of the hill
>Me and my friends get out and push him up the rest of the way
>He Thanks us and leaves
>We almost get stuck in the same spot
>Make it out and do hella E brake slides

>>17082544
hell no i dont want to be murdered by skinwalkers

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>>17082544
i live in the chicago metro area, so hell no. that's a great way to get dead.

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>>17082544
yes.
>old white geezer in a porches 911
>Thinking he's got money and wouldn't mind giving out a nice tip, and his house was two miles over, so why not?
>I push his car while he chills in the front seat.
> It's fucking hot in a texan summer.
> eventually reach his house and I'm a sweating mess.
>old guy doesn't even offer water
>just "thanks buddy," waves and goes back into his house

I should have left him to rot

>>17083208
Good one

I stopped in a blizzard to tow a guy out of the side of the road. He was in a Suburban, I had a 4x4 Tundra with snow tires and locking diffs. It was snowing like the dickens and he was buried pretty good. Couldn't get him out and I snapped my rope when I went for a running start.
Wasn't a very good rope.

Funny thing is that very morning I took a 75' section of 15000 lb bull rope out of my truck because I had it in there for five years and never needed it. Finally decided to leave it in the garage.

Anyway he probably died.

>>17094995
i wouldn't have expected anything since old people (especially old wealthy people) tend to be misers, but at least a sincere offering of thanks would have been in order. i can't wait for everyone pre-gen x to be dead.

I help people in interesting cars.
Anyone in a generic shit box has no enthusiasm for cars and won't appreciate my help.

Only time I've been helped was I took a corner too slowly in the snow in a neighbor hood and the road camber brought my rear end towards the gutter.
A qt3.14 grill came out and threw kitty litter under my tires.
Her exact words were
>Is this one of those back wheel drives?

>>17083330
I have in my truck, in no particular order: an axe, a machete, 2.5 gallons of gas, a can of fix-a-flat (last resort), a fire extinguisher, a ratchet set with spark plug remover, tool bag with hammer, scissors, diaganol cutters, wire stripper and wire nuts, fuses, a few feet of electric wire, multimeter, test light, pliers and other misc tools, a heavy duty rope, a come-along, jumper cables, spare charged battery, full size spare and jacks, rain jacket, blanket, lighter, gloves and pepper spray. Also deoderant, sun screen, bug repellant and a bunch of other shit.

>>17094912
God damn it I once pushed my scooter like 3 fucking miles through Denver to a scooter dealer because it wouldnt start. I had even replaced the ignition coil on it thinkibg it had gone bad. Anyway I roll up to the shop, exasperated, and glance down and see the kill switch. A sinking feeling came over me. Yeah that's all it was.

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>>17082544

During the Snowpocalypse of 2014 here in Michigan, I was coming home from work (in my ’95 Chevy S-10) and some chick had taken a corner wide in slid in the deep snow up the curb.

I tried pushing her out but in the end, had to dig her out (kept a coal shovel in the back) before she could get going.

She was grateful and the next thing I know, she’s inviting me back to her place. So I follow her back and when we get inside, she lights some candles and ask me if I’d like a drink, to which I readily agree.

Well, things started moving faster that point and we’re groping and stumbling our way back to the bedroom, when I hear the front door open and a man’s voice call out; “honey, I’m home!”.

Needless to say, I was freaked out! I was hopping about trying to get dressed while desperately looking for an avenue of escape, as I could hear the guy coming down the hall and with no other option, I jumped into the closet.

And just in time, as this huge bruiser of a man stomps into the bedroom, whereupon he sees his wife sprawled out on the bed half undressed and immediately jumps in bed with her and they start going it at!

I figure this is my chance and c a r e f u l l y open the closet door and start tip-toeing out, when I step on a God damned Lego and this causes me to lose my balance and bang into the bedroom door.

Of course the bruiser husband turns around and we kinda stare at each other for what seems like hours, until I grab the knob and run.

Or at least I tried running, because the fucking door knob comes off right in my hand!

I fall back flat on my ass, which was a stroke of luck, as just at that moment, the bruiser launched himself off the bed and tripped over my flailing legs and crashed head first into the closet, allowing me a second or two to jam the door knob back on and race down the hallway and out the door.

I miss that S-10.

Are there any trucking jobs you can do while you're in school or will most companies only look for weekday daytime?

>>17095437
nice pasta

>>17095437
Is that when you went to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air?

>>17095596
don't know the details, but I used to tutor physics at my old college. One of my students was a trucker who managed to go to school as a biomedical science major full time.

>>17095030
>i can't wait for everyone pre-gen x to be dead.
Doesn't matter much when the republicans are going to repeal estate taxes, inheritance taxes, and other such taxes on wealthy people and corporations. The proposed new usa federal tax plan is going to do that, thus ensuring the miser hegemony mindset remains dominant.

>>17083047
Things aren't safe like they used to be.
>but crime is down
From all time highs c 1990. But that doesn't make my first sentence any less true.

>>17096941
taxes are what kills charity

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>>17083047

Most people have roadside assistance with their auto insurance or they drive a GM car. Most new cars don't even have a spare tire space.

Also when a person begs for gas money in a parking lot and they are like 100 miles away from where they live than don't have the money to get back then it is entirely their fault and none of your problem. Otherwise if they do live less than 5 miles and are in the gas station pump blocking your way than just give them $2 to fuck off so they can just buy more weed instead of actual gas or some shit.

I wouldn't be helpful so why should I do it? But I decided, if I see another Mazda I will try to help if my 2 years old is not there. The only time I've seen a Mazda stopped they were gipsies.

>>17083139
you could have died anon

>>17096959
>Also when a person begs for gas money in a parking lot
Here in washington state, the county government subsidizes bus passes for the poor and homeless. And they can even apply for the free bus passes at the public library events. So it's pretty hard for them to ask for transportation money or gas money.

Seattle and Renton don't prosecute that type of panhandling, so you see it in various store and plaza parking lots. Bellevue, Kent, and Tukwila police try to stop that with citations, so that type of aggressive panhandling is rare there.

To me, panhandling is an excuse for them to get close to you for a potential mugging, so I keep my distance and keep the car locked in case they make a dash to it to try to grab something out of it and run.


>>17096958
>taxes are what kills charity
No, taxes stimulate charity because charity remains tax exempt. What kills charity is GREED. The greedier the person is, the less they are willing to donate to charity. So it's not taxes, it is personal greed that kills charity.

>>17097302
Taxation definitely reduces charitable giving. If the government is already taking your money to give out in welfare, why should you be expected to bear even more of a burden by giving away what you have left?

>>17097302
>No, taxes stimulate charity because charity remains tax exempt. What kills charity is GREED. The greedier the person is, the less they are willing to donate to charity. So it's not taxes, it is personal greed that kills charity.
nah, taxation kills charity because people feel they have already given in the form of taxes

>>17083139
You were lucky those getaway car lookouts didn't want to add murder to their record.

>>17082544
I was drifting my chevy prism in winter hit a corner and spun out. my back tires were stuck in the snow since the car is pretty low to the ground. turned on my warning lights and started walking to the nearest house than a truck waved me down. It was obvious what I was doing from the tracks. He stopped. I said I got stuck. he got to the rear and started pushing he told me to try gassing it. I did. started spinning good and smoking was moving a little so I put the pettle of the floor and got out. Told him thanks and took off and went back sliding around

>>17097302
>No, taxes stimulate charity because charity remains tax exempt. What kills charity is GREED. The greedier the person is, the less they are willing to donate to charity. So it's not taxes, it is personal greed that kills charity.
https://www.alec.org/app/uploads/2015/09/2015-State-Factor_Charitable-Giving.pdf
>While many factors certainly infuence an individual’s choice about donatng to charity, there are broad policy choices that can encourage higher rates of growth in charitable giving. By examining various tax burdens and tax rates with rigorous economic analysis, this paper’s research fndings show that a 1 percent increase in the personal income tax burden is associated with 0.35 percent decrease in charitable giving per dollar of state income. Similarly, this State Factor found that an increase in personal income tax burden of roughly 1 percentage point of total state income results in a roughly 0.10 percentage point decrease in the level of measured charitable donatons as a percent of income.
>When all state taxes are considered, a 1 percentage point increase in the total tax burden is associated with a 1.16 percent drop in charitable giving per dollar of state income. Similarly, this State Factor found that an increase in total tax burden of roughly 1 percentage point of total state income results in a roughly 0.09 percentage point decrease in the level measured charitable donatons as a percent of income.

>>17090872
It was one story you double nigger

>>17087380
I know it wasnt a 240 because he would of through the snow bank and made it home just fine.

Multiple times.
Most recent, guy ran out of gas, helped push it out of the street and then he wanted me to push his car with my car so i lolnoped out of there.

>>17096959
>Otherwise if they do live less than 5 miles and are in the gas station pump blocking your way than just give them $2 to fuck off

No, I get back in my car and drive off to a different spot in the parking lot that is close to the entrance. Giving money away is just like taxes. No thanks.

>>17100487
>he wanted me to push his car with my car
That's not legal to do in my state. Only approved methods of towing are allowed on public roads.

And if he hit his brakes, you effectively rear ended him. There's no end to idiots out there. Besides, your license plate on the front would get smashed along with the cellular bumper materials many use. Even if you wanted to, you probably can't push his car without permanently damaging your bumper materials.

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>>17101444
>he doesn't have a pushbar on his crown vic
are you even trying?

>>17101474
Whacker detected. Let me guess, you also have a CB and steelies?

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>>17091295
I know this feel

>>17103127
>he doesn't have a CB and steelies
wew lad, you're more of a pleb than I originally thought

>>17082544
>Have you ever seen someone on the side of the road with car issues and stopped by to help them?
Nowadays, not everyone is happy to see others stopping. The last time I ever tried to help, it was like what did you stop here for? I had the feeling that I might get shot from them having a panic attack. Gun owner paranoia I guess. Some people buy a weapon out of paranoia and I unluckily ran into one of those. After that negative experience, I never stopped to help anyone again. That was over 10 years ago, but I will not risk my life again. They can call AAA or friends now on their cellphone. It's not like the "old days" where no mobile communications existed and people really did need the help of strangers stopping. Nowadays, sans cellphone, they just press their OnStar button, Honda Help, or other button used by Lexus, etcetera.

>>17097302
You're a retarded commie and I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

>>17098567
btfo